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Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Mexico
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Yeah, Eric's ####### is 'hard' at work serving as an impenetrable physical barrier on the Mexican border keeping those evil Mexican reconquistadors out!

:lol::lol::lol:

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

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Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Morocco
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They cross through during moments of shrinkage.

Which is why one ####### isn't enough, we need penile redundancy.

Many cross over during the winter.

We all know what the cold does.

So basically he is useless when crossing the borders at river banks.

'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'

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They cross through during moments of shrinkage.

Which is why one ####### isn't enough, we need penile redundancy.

Many cross over during the winter.

We all know what the cold does.

Shpat, even when it's cold out, Eric's got your little baby watermelon beat.

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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Kosova
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Enough with this ** ish, i'm starting to like it.

Vermont Service Center:

11-23-2007: I-130 Sent

01-25-2008: I-130 NOA1 Received

08-26-2008: I-130 NOA2 Approved

NVC:

09-02-2008: NVC RECEIVED CASE

11-19-2008: CASE COMPLETE

Consulate:

Interview @ Skopje, Macedonia

January 20th, 2009

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Damn you all! I am suppose to be re writing the SOX documentation, but this is way more interesting!

'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'

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They cross through during moments of shrinkage.

Which is why one ####### isn't enough, we need penile redundancy.

Many cross over during the winter.

We all know what the cold does.

So basically he is useless when crossing the borders at river banks.

They say "blood is thicker than water"...so I'd imagine it just sits in the bottom of the Rio Grande.

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69-97-116-32-83-104-105-116-32-74-101-110-110

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Damn you all! I am suppose to be re writing the SOX documentation, but this is way more interesting!

Yea i should be taking care of Legal calls, but darn it :bonk:

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Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Morocco
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Let's just all call in drunk....er uh....sick. Cuz this thread is one sick mother!

'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'

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