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Whoa. I picked a hellova time to come back. :lol:

"Tolerance implies no lack of commitment to one's own beliefs. Rather it condemns the oppression or persecution of others.

~John Fitzgerald Kennedy~

“Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I will meet you there."

~Jalal ad-Din Rumi~

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Whoa. I picked a hellova time to come back. :lol:

run little sister, this thread is no place for a nice girl like you or my little sis julez

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Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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you're so ghey, you probably think this song is about you, you're so ghey!@



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* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

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* LOC Timeline *
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this thread gets more gross everytime i come back :lol:

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My ####### looks like a burned hot dog..

:(

All wrinkly, crispy, and split open? Did you stick it in the microwave when you were drunk last night? I'd suggest going to a doctor to get it checked out.

Do you think that's wise? Do we really want little pickled Shpats running around someday?

Perhaps his beating approach is the best option for our society.... ;)

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My ####### looks like a burned hot dog..

:(

All wrinkly, crispy, and split open? Did you stick it in the microwave when you were drunk last night? I'd suggest going to a doctor to get it checked out.

Do you think that's wise? Do we really want little pickled Shpats running around someday?

Perhaps his beating approach is the best option for our society.... ;)

:rofl: i completely agree

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"VJ Timelines are only an estimate, they are not actual approval dates! They only reflect VJ members. VJ Timelines do not include the thousands of applicants who do not use VJ"

IF YOU ARE NEW TO THE SITE, PLEASE READ THE GUIDES BEFORE ASKING ALOT OF QUESTIONS. THE GUIDES ARE VERY HELPFUL AND WILL SAVE YOU ALOT OF TIME!

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Whoa. I picked a hellova time to come back. :lol:

run little sister, this thread is no place for a nice girl like you or my little sis julez

You may be right, brother Almaty.

"Tolerance implies no lack of commitment to one's own beliefs. Rather it condemns the oppression or persecution of others.

~John Fitzgerald Kennedy~

“Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I will meet you there."

~Jalal ad-Din Rumi~

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My ####### looks like a burned hot dog..

:(

All wrinkly, crispy, and split open? Did you stick it in the microwave when you were drunk last night? I'd suggest going to a doctor to get it checked out.

Do you think that's wise? Do we really want little pickled Shpats running around someday?

Perhaps his beating approach is the best option for our society.... ;)

Good point....

Hey Shpat, next time, use this lube called Super Glue. Put it in both hands and then pound away while caressing your cojones ;)

Save Shpat's threads

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My ####### looks like a burned hot dog..

:(

All wrinkly, crispy, and split open? Did you stick it in the microwave when you were drunk last night? I'd suggest going to a doctor to get it checked out.

Do you think that's wise? Do we really want little pickled Shpats running around someday?

Perhaps his beating approach is the best option for our society.... ;)

Good point....

Hey Shpat, next time, use this lube called Super Glue. Put it in both hands and then pound away while caressing your cojones ;)

You elders are some freaks.

Vermont Service Center:

11-23-2007: I-130 Sent

01-25-2008: I-130 NOA1 Received

08-26-2008: I-130 NOA2 Approved

NVC:

09-02-2008: NVC RECEIVED CASE

11-19-2008: CASE COMPLETE

Consulate:

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January 20th, 2009

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elders??... grannies?? what the heck??? :lol:

Well i'm probably the youngest here and everyones older than me thats why I said that.

Vermont Service Center:

11-23-2007: I-130 Sent

01-25-2008: I-130 NOA1 Received

08-26-2008: I-130 NOA2 Approved

NVC:

09-02-2008: NVC RECEIVED CASE

11-19-2008: CASE COMPLETE

Consulate:

Interview @ Skopje, Macedonia

January 20th, 2009

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Wow. Now I feel old... :blush:

"Tolerance implies no lack of commitment to one's own beliefs. Rather it condemns the oppression or persecution of others.

~John Fitzgerald Kennedy~

“Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I will meet you there."

~Jalal ad-Din Rumi~

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