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does god have a sense of humor?

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  1. 1. does god have a sense of humor?

    • yes
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    • no
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    • possibly
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    • sometimes
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    • I don't believe I know who this gos person is
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  2. 2. do polls entertain you for as long as you're answering the questions?

    • yes
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    • no
      1
    • sometimes
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    • possibly
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    • what is a poll?
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God = chopf##k

Not entertained, no.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. ####### coated bastards with ####### filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
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maybe not as entertaining as some other polls, but defenetly he has a good sense of humor...

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i dont believe

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sometimes



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I can testify I have heard G-d audibly laughing. Quite some years ago I asked Him why in the world would He create the whale shark. The biggest fish in the ocean , yet eats tiny little plankton. What's the purpose in that??

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

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Sometimes, I think He does.

Polls entertain me if they get to the friggin point.

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"Tolerance implies no lack of commitment to one's own beliefs. Rather it condemns the oppression or persecution of others.

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“Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I will meet you there."

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regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

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I tend to think that a higher power would have nothing resembling human traits.

but if you do believe in God..... it is said we were created in his image...

Yes, I don't believe in the bible.

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I tend to think that a higher power would have nothing resembling human traits.

but if you do believe in God..... it is said we were created in his image...

Not to nitpick Marilyn - well, ok, maybe a little bit... - a belief in "God" does not mean one is Christian. God is a generic. Even "God" itself refers to "GodS" in Genesis (to use a Christian reference). YHVH or Yahweh (among others) would specifically refer to the Christian god, while Yeshua (his proper name) would refer to the one y'all call Jesus.

So, more accurately, you could say: "But if you are Christian....it is said we were created in His image."

Just one of my pet peeves..... Christians thinking they have the copyright and trademark on "God".

Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. ####### coated bastards with ####### filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
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