Any Doctor Will Tell You...

[slim 1,530]

The last time I went off the pill i lost ten pounds immediately and gained them back when I went on it, so I don't think it's a lifestyle issue. You metabolize certain things much slower, like caffiene (4x slower!). So i don't think it's a "lifestyle" issue. But i think the convenience is worth having bigger boobs.

So having bigger boobs is a bad thing?

Also, last time I checked, caffeine didn't have a lot of calories..... Sure, metabolism is changed, but if your metabolism changes, shouldn't you change your caloric intake or move your body a little more to compensate?

Also, if a "doctor inserts sperm inside," make sure both his hands aren't on your shoulders. Just sayin'...

Why did I join the military instead of going to medical school?

[eekee 182]

As I said, the extra weight doesn't bother me. Without it, I'm pretty underweight to begin with.

[GiGii 4]

OMG mox! Medical advice from a guy, and then...I don't know from what. Gigii Koratovich you must not allow this!! Help us stop mad mox from confusing us with this mad medical advice. Mox - BEGONE!!!

You guys are the only ones obsessed with Korat. Give it up. You are too hung up on him. Perhaps do an IP run to prove your suspicions, huh?

You can listen to his mad medical advice, if you get cancer or whatever, he'll still be on here defending himself, no worries where to find him.

[Thomas-n-Elena 0]

So having bigger boobs is a bad thing?

It is if your a guy

Why did I join the military instead of going to medical school?

Umm to see guys with big boobs???

[Brad and Vika 129]

So having bigger boobs is a bad thing?

It is if your a guy

Why did I join the military instead of going to medical school?

Umm to see guys with big boobs???

Ouch!! Slim to serve...

[slim 1,530]

There was this one time......

Actually, one day a big group of my buddies and I were all going up and down the streets of the "GI Town" right outside the gates of the base and we saw these chicks going into this club. So, we followed 'em down the steps (for some reason in Korea a lot of the clubs are downstairs... anyway) we get down there and there's a line. We can see the dude checking IDs and taking money, whatever, and we can kind of see backstage where there are about 12 girls doing wardrobe changes and we're the only Americans in line and this club is jammed packed with Korean guys. We're figuring this is going to be a spectacular show and as we get to the front of the line the "bouncer" (112 lb. Asian dude wearing a jogging suit with jacket open so we can see the wife beater underneath and the "guns" he's packin... HA!) and he tells us "ah, you in wrong club."

We're instantly pissed off. We're in the wrong club? We, are in the wrong club? MOFO, you are in the wrong club, OK? We built this city and we'll be in any club we damn well please. We're in the wrong club.... sheeeeeeit. We exchange looks like, "oh no he didn't!" and then give the nod to each other "we' gon' tear this club upside down!" And right before we start to wild out and rip the place apart, fight every single last Korean dude and "bouncer" the guy kind of laughs a little, points backstage and whispers to us....

"They not lady..... they man."

"OOOOH! OK, now we get it. We really are in the wrong club. Thanks for the heads up, bro. Keep it gangster. Good luck with your little lady boy show... if you need us we'll be across the street with all those old women. Sure, they may have been working there since the war, but at least they're women!"

[Scott and Iryna 2]

"They not lady..... they man."

He was lying.

He just said that to get your white a$$ out...

What was this thread about again? I forget...

[slim 1,530]

Hey may have been lying, but I wasn't sticking around to find out!