Any Doctor Will Tell You...

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Using Condoms is like having sex with a trash bag. Enough said.

[NYGirl 0]

Using Condoms is like having sex with a trash bag. Enough said.

That's why ladies should use b/c right, so that men could have all the pleasure. Enough said.

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Using Condoms is like having sex with a trash bag. Enough said.

That's why ladies should use b/c right, so that men could have all the pleasure. Enough said.

Yah, you pretty much nailed it.

[eekee 182]

NYGirl, you don't think it's better for the woman too? Plus studies have shown that the sperm helps elevate mood levels.

[radacos 0]

I'm a girl and I have personally found that condoms always cause a bit of irritation. I LOVE the pill (I know I'm not technically from the FSU, but still, Eastern Block; and yeah, none of my female friends back home use it).

[Scott and Iryna 2]

About b/c.....how come men hate condoms so much? Why do women have to be on pills, why not men do something about it? It's a double standard.

Double standard?? Please!

If a (reasonably safe) birth control pill were available for men, I would gladly take it. Everyone knows, guys don't give a ####### what we put in our bodies, especially if it would help get us laid.

And using a condom is like having sex with a warm blowup doll (and no, I am not talking from experience)...

[Brad and Vika 129]

About b/c.....how come men hate condoms so much? Why do women have to be on pills, why not men do something about it? It's a double standard.

Double standard?? Please!

If a (reasonably safe) birth control pill were available for men, I would gladly take it. Everyone knows, guys don't give a ####### what we put in our bodies, especially if it would help get us laid.

And using a condom is like having sex with a warm blowup doll (and no, I am not talking from experience)...

Go'on 'n' PREACH BRAU B)

[slim 1,533]

Probably was lucky since it didn't cause weight gain or any other side effects.

It seems like the "weight gain" attributed to the b/c pills is usually coupled with continuing on the fat/lazy lifestyle and then there's "more" weight gain. "I used to be able to eat a whole bag of Doritos while I watched Oprah. But now that I'm on The Pill, I've gained 12 pounds, and I didn't do anything any differently than before. I hate this pill!"

Slim, that was not nice what you mentioned about "fat" girls. I don't agree with you but only agree that "fat" girls are less bitchier than "skinny" girls.

So what I said wasn't nice.... but you'll agree that fat girls are less bitchy than skinny girls? That pretty much confirms what I said then, nice or not.

About b/c.....how come men hate condoms so much? Why do women have to be on pills, why not men do something about it? It's a double standard.

Personally I don't hate condoms. I have no problem whatsoever with wearing a condom each and every time. What I do have a problem with is the "change of heart" that often takes place in the time it takes to find a condom, get it on, and then slooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowly proceed with the business. There's nothing like being all hot in the moment, taking a few seconds to get the condom on, and then hearing, "Ouch. Slow... Ow. Ooooh. Ah... hold on, move over, OK, I got it, wait. That's not it... hold... OK..... OK.... just,...... OK... no. Move. Sit down, I'll get on top....... ah, I'm not really in the mood anymore."

And don't say adding a good lubricant is a fix for this. It's not. The problem with condoms is not on Saturday night and you're both so excited (and drunk) that you'll run all the way down the street, up the stairs, and into bed, the problem is on Tuesday afternoon when you have 12 minutes before you have to get dinner out of the oven. "I'd love to get freaky with you dear. Right here on the kitchen table sounds great to me too.... just hold on for a few seconds while I go find a condom...... Got it! Now, where's the lube?"

NYGirl, you don't think it's better for the woman too? Plus studies have shown that the sperm helps elevate mood levels.

It's also good for your hair, eyes, and skin. And it tastes really good too. Bonus, extra protein!!!

If a (reasonably safe) birth control pill were available for men, I would gladly take it. Everyone knows, guys don't give a ####### what we put in our bodies, especially if it would help get us laid.

Mountain Dew (yellow 5&7) is reportedly pretty good at stopping the little swimmers. So is MSG, high sodium, high saturated fat, and other things that aren't so healty for you.

Also, it takes almost three days to develop a full "load" of swimmers, so if you flush the pipes each day or two, you significantly reduce the number of sperm inside your ejaculate. Sure, you're still shooting "live rounds" but you're shooting more like a BB gun than a .44 magnum. Always remember to pull out, and keep in mind you can't get her throat pregnant! Couple that with a decent "rhythm method" (avoid days 9-15 or so of her monthly cycle) and you're actually pretty well covered. It's not 100%, but it's about the best a guy can do. Thanks, Jenna Jameson!

[eekee 182]

The last time I went off the pill i lost ten pounds immediately and gained them back when I went on it, so I don't think it's a lifestyle issue. You metabolize certain things much slower, like caffiene (4x slower!). So i don't think it's a "lifestyle" issue. But i think the convenience is worth having bigger boobs.

[GiGii 4]

Using Condoms is like having sex with a trash bag. Enough said.

That's why ladies should use b/c right, so that men could have all the pleasure. Enough said.

Don't you have more pleasure without one? The trashbag is so inconvenient, takes 80% of the feeling out of it, and hence after playing around to get it on, you are not in the same mood you were before.

And the pill does make you gain weight, mostly water retention, that's why when you get off of it, you see the 10lb drop within a month. And your boobs go back to what they were before.

[Brad and Vika 129]

Don't you have more pleasure without one? The trashbag is so inconvenient, takes 80% of the feeling out of it, and hence after playing around to get it on, you are not in the same mood you were before.

And the pill does make you gain weight, mostly water retention, that's why when you get off of it, you see the 10lb drop within a month. And your boobs go back to what they were before.

That's a strange visual...a sock puppet with breasts. Huh. Whatever floats yer boat I guess.

EEEW.

[NYGirl 0]

NYGirl, you don't think it's better for the woman too? Plus studies have shown that the sperm helps elevate mood levels.

My concern would be gaining weight and later on in life having problems getting pregnant......one pill makes you better in one place while damaging something else inside you. In a long run this would come up somehow especially at the time you are trying to get pregnant.

[Brad and Vika 129]

NYGirl, you don't think it's better for the woman too? Plus studies have shown that the sperm helps elevate mood levels.

My concern would be gaining weight and later on in life having problems getting pregnant......one pill makes you better in one place while damaging something else inside you. In a long run this would come up somehow especially at the time you are trying to get pregnant.

OK - not that it will ever happen to me - but if the pill damages something inside a woman, and it causes trouble getting pregnant later, why do so many women have b/c related twins? No joke here, I really don't get it.

[NYGirl 0]

NYGirl, you don't think it's better for the woman too? Plus studies have shown that the sperm helps elevate mood levels.

My concern would be gaining weight and later on in life having problems getting pregnant......one pill makes you better in one place while damaging something else inside you. In a long run this would come up somehow especially at the time you are trying to get pregnant.

OK - not that it will ever happen to me - but if the pill damages something inside a woman, and it causes trouble getting pregnant later, why do so many women have b/c related twins? No joke here, I really don't get it.

If you or your SO does not have any twins in the family the chances are of you having twins are very slim. People that have no twins in the family at all and end up having twins are probably most likely those that went through IV, where the the doctor inserts sperm inside lady....something like, some sort of special procedure for people that can't get pregnant.

[NYGirl 0]

If you or your SO does not have any twins in the family the chances are of you having twins are very slim. People that have no twins in the family at all and end up having twins are probably most likely those that went through IV, where the the doctor inserts sperm inside lady....something like, some sort of special procedure for people that can't get pregnant.

Yeah, I've never heard of birth control increasing the odds of giving birth to twins, but hey, I haven't heard a lot of things.

Where you get twins in a large number of cases is artificial insemination. One of the most common causes of female infertility is that when the egg is fertilized, the resulting cytoplast isn't able to successfully attach to the uterine lining. So they fertilize a bunch of eggs, in the hopes that at least one of the cytoplasts will actually attach. This often results in twins, triplets, or more. It's occasionally even necessary to terminate some of the resulting embryos because the insemination worked too well.

Also, if a "doctor inserts sperm inside," make sure both his hands aren't on your shoulders. Just sayin'...

Mox, do we have a new doctor in the house?