woman arrested for attacking husband with frozen lasagna

[tom&tata 2]

i got assaulted once on the parking lot of a grocery store by my ex girlfriend..she hit me in the head with a 48 ounce can of pork and beans...knocked me out...luckily a friend of always, a probation officer, came by and dragged me to my car.....

we all had a beer and a good laugh after i got out of my short coma./.

note..i am certain this was a message from God to become Muslim or Jewish..in regards to the pork and beans

message from God was to stop eating out of can & start cooking

[Mononoke28 135]

Well, it's kind of funny because of the way they wrote it. But I'm thinking that if he called the cops on her, it's probably because this is not the first time she's gone off and that's just not funny.

Diana

[almaty 19]

i got assaulted once on the parking lot of a grocery store by my ex girlfriend..she hit me in the head with a 48 ounce can of pork and beans...knocked me out...luckily a friend of always, a probation officer, came by and dragged me to my car.....

we all had a beer and a good laugh after i got out of my short coma./.

note..i am certain this was a message from God to become Muslim or Jewish..in regards to the pork and beans

message from God was to stop eating out of can & start cooking

no way..God was happy with my diet and my zuni girlfriend could cook....he was telling me to avoid swine flesh

[tom&tata 2]

i got assaulted once on the parking lot of a grocery store by my ex girlfriend..she hit me in the head with a 48 ounce can of pork and beans...knocked me out...luckily a friend of always, a probation officer, came by and dragged me to my car.....

we all had a beer and a good laugh after i got out of my short coma./.

note..i am certain this was a message from God to become Muslim or Jewish..in regards to the pork and beans

message from God was to stop eating out of can & start cooking

no way..God was happy with my diet and my zuni girlfriend could cook....he was telling me to avoid swine flesh

I think the message was to avoid beans also

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Lasagna? Pthhpt

As far as comedy food-related assault and battery goes - nothing is funnier than being hit around the face with a big fish.

[almaty 19]

Lasagna? Pthhpt

As far as comedy food-related assault and battery goes - nothing is funnier than being hit around the face with a big fish.

i giggle my azz off...(not really) at the Captain Ds commercials

[Ban Hammer 13,352]

i got assaulted once on the parking lot of a grocery store by my ex girlfriend..she hit me in the head with a 48 ounce can of pork and beans...knocked me out...luckily a friend of always, a probation officer, came by and dragged me to my car.....

we all had a beer and a good laugh after i got out of my short coma./.

note..i am certain this was a message from God to become Muslim or Jewish..in regards to the pork and beans

message from God was to stop eating out of can & start cooking

no way..God was happy with my diet and my zuni girlfriend could cook....he was telling me to avoid swine flesh

I think the message was to avoid beans also

i'm thinking it was god telling almaty to quit farting.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

You have to use something big like a tuna or Atlantic salmon - where you need both hands to swing it by the tail.

[Marilyn. 340]

You have to use something big like a tuna or Atlantic salmon - where you need both hands to swing it by the tail.

like this??

[morocco4ever 63]

I keep lasagna in the freezer for just such an occasion. It's only fair, I don't have the strength to really wollop my husband like he could be if he chose too.

[Sister Fracas 5]

Mrs. Trott was arrested and charged with domestic battery, while - just to complete an excellent day for him - her husband was also arrested and charged with an unrelated injunction violation.

They really make quite the lovely couple though...

Edited August 7, 2008 by Sister Fracas

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

You have to use something big like a tuna or Atlantic salmon - where you need both hands to swing it by the tail.

like this??

That's it.

[Amby 490]

When Neil was little he smacked his mom in the head with a baguette because she wouldn't buy him some sort of sweeties

Edited August 7, 2008 by Amby

[panamania79 2]

Police have arrested a woman for allegedly attacking her husband with a frozen lasagne.

The suspected case of 'lasagne abuse' occurred in Atlantic Beach, Florida, where Amanda Trott was having an argument with her husband.

According to Metro, a neighbour called the police - when they arrived, Mr. Trott claimed he had been slapped in the face and then had the frozen meal thrown at him by his wife.

It's reported the lasagne hit him on the head - police say Mrs. Trott later admitted to the attack.

"In my opinion, it hurts very much and will cause welts. It's like throwing a block of ice, and it's very heavy," commented Sgt. David Cameron.

Mrs. Trott was arrested and charged with domestic battery, while - just to complete an excellent day for him - her husband was also arrested and charged with an unrelated injunction violation.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2956191.html?menu=

When they asked "what was the weapon?" She said "this pack of on-cor lasagne."Man that stuff is gross