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Police have arrested a woman for allegedly attacking her husband with a frozen lasagne.

The suspected case of 'lasagne abuse' occurred in Atlantic Beach, Florida, where Amanda Trott was having an argument with her husband.

According to Metro, a neighbour called the police - when they arrived, Mr. Trott claimed he had been slapped in the face and then had the frozen meal thrown at him by his wife.

It's reported the lasagne hit him on the head - police say Mrs. Trott later admitted to the attack.

"In my opinion, it hurts very much and will cause welts. It's like throwing a block of ice, and it's very heavy," commented Sgt. David Cameron.

Mrs. Trott was arrested and charged with domestic battery, while - just to complete an excellent day for him - her husband was also arrested and charged with an unrelated injunction violation.

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How embarrassing!!!!

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This is good! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

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:lol: He was probably mouthing off. Hope he learned his lesson. :whistle:

ETA: Kidding, I am.

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It would still be embarrassing if a man beat a woman with a lasagne.

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This gives me an idea.

Post a thread about a guy beating the ####### out of his wife/girlfriend and laugh about it.

If only three out of four mods weren't chicks. Damn.

It depends what he hits her over the head with, really. If it was a iron bar then that's not funny. If it was a rotisserie chicken - now THAT would be funny!

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This gives me an idea.

Post a thread about a guy beating the ####### out of his wife/girlfriend and laugh about it.

If only three out of four mods weren't chicks. Damn.

It depends what he hits her over the head with, really. If it was a iron bar then that's not funny. If it was a rotisserie chicken - now THAT would be funny!

So now the mods tell me what I can and can't laugh at? Oy.

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This gives me an idea.

Post a thread about a guy beating the ####### out of his wife/girlfriend and laugh about it.

If only three out of four mods weren't chicks. Damn.

It depends what he hits her over the head with, really. If it was a iron bar then that's not funny. If it was a rotisserie chicken - now THAT would be funny!

So now the mods tell me what I can and can't laugh at? Oy.

Oh hush.

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i got assaulted once on the parking lot of a grocery store by my ex girlfriend..she hit me in the head with a 48 ounce can of pork and beans...knocked me out...luckily a friend of always, a probation officer, came by and dragged me to my car.....

we all had a beer and a good laugh after i got out of my short coma./.

note..i am certain this was a message from God to become Muslim or Jewish..in regards to the pork and beans

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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