Pat Robertson claims God told him the "coasts of America will be lashed by storms" in 2006, possible tsunami in Pacific Northwest

[Indo_mommy 0]

"There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest," he said.

Uh, *duh*.

This year? ummmmm.

I guess he's watching Discovery Channel too.

[yogib37 3]

the lord spoke to me..well the other night and said ..." pat robertson is a 1st class certified chopf##k"

I bow to thee brother dean..

[almaty 19]

the lord spoke to me..well the other night and said ..." pat robertson is a 1st class certified chopf##k"

I bow to thee brother dean..

you my brother yogi...are a right thinking type of man

[moondancer627 0]

It's about time Arizona has some beach front property instead of going to San Diego we'll only have to drive to Yuma... LOL

Moondancer

[iceyspots 0]

Wasn't it pat robertson who said he believed that Ariel Sharon's illness was divine intervention for allowing some land to the Palestinians ?>

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

"There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest," he said.

So, if it does happen, he has divine insight. If it doesn't, God has "spared" us. This time.

I see you're getting a hang of it. All you need now is a TV show and the bucks will start rolling in. Apparently, it doesn't matter how stupid the ####### is that you put out there. You'll find a paying audience in the good ole US of A for any kind of sick ####### these days.

[Jaylen Brit 0]

I predict a worldwide shortage of Q-tips, and the days shall be dark..and there will much earwax..then if the Lord sayeth anything, none of us will hear it - its an omen I tell ya!!

[arwensun1965 0]

I did'nt even know who this man was until it came on the news yesterday, seems to me that the man opens his mouth and spouts alot of #######. Jon then went on through fits of laughter what the man has done, well you can imagine what I said

Janice

[almaty 19]

i heard he later said. " wait a minute, it was not God's voice i heard but an sylvia brown tape playing in my car...me bad"

[Ban Hammer 13,345]

god told me to have a pizza tonight. i'm not going to disappoint him

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

god told me to have a pizza tonight. i'm not going to disappoint him

he told me to turn wine into urine. deal.

[Ban Hammer 13,345]

god told me to have a pizza tonight. i'm not going to disappoint him

he told me to turn wine into urine. deal.

yeah i think he said "thou shalt consume beer with thy pizza" so i'll have to do that too

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

god told me to have a pizza tonight. i'm not going to disappoint him

he told me to turn wine into urine. deal.

yeah i think he said "thou shalt consume beer with thy pizza" so i'll have to do that too

You guys are just too obedient. Holier than thou, almost...

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

does anyone remember when he turned a hurricane away from the south carolina coast?

[Ban Hammer 13,345]

god told me to have a pizza tonight. i'm not going to disappoint him

he told me to turn wine into urine. deal.

yeah i think he said "thou shalt consume beer with thy pizza" so i'll have to do that too

You guys are just too obedient. Holier than thou, almost...

not holier than thou, as it tends to get in the way of my "kinkier than thou...."