DO YOU SPEAK BLONDE

[brnidokiegurl 0]

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN

> ECONOMY CLASS GETS U P AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS

> SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

>

> THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO

> SEE HER TICKET.SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID

> FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE

> BACK.

>

> THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL,

> I'M

> GOING TO HOUSTON A ND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

>

> THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS

> THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE

> BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY

> AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

>

> THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO

> EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE

> WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.

>

> THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M

> BEAUTIFUL, I'M

> GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

>

> THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD

> HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS

> BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

>

> THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE'S A BLONDE? I'LL

> HANDLE

> THIS. I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

>

> HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR,

> AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND SHE GETS

> UP AND

> GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

>

> THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED

> HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

"I TOLD HER, FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO

> HOUSTON."

[IAMX 3,055]

It actually works, folks. There should be a scientific study done on this.

[Nagishkaw 510]

[*JG* 2]

(JG gives OP the finger and walks out of the room!)

Kidding.

[Savanphil 3]

[brnidokiegurl 0]

(JG gives OP the finger and walks out of the room!)

Kidding.

do u fly often

[Muh and me 18]

am blonde!!

[Nessa 23]

:lol: that was funny

[Sassy1natl 0]

(JG gives OP the finger and walks out of the room!)

Kidding.

Don't know about you, but I am getting tired of all of these blonde jokes...