lol cat thread

[Ban Hammer 13,498]

[Savanphil 3]

[~PalmTreeGurl~ 154]

To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - pet nose height.

Dear Dogs and Cats:

The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food.

The

other dishes are mine and contain my food.

Please note, placing a paw

print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it

becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing

in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.

Beating

me to the bottom is not the o bj ect.

Tripping me doesn't help because I

fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed.

I am very sorry

about this.

Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure

your comfort.

Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they

sleep.

It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other

stretched out to the fullest extent possible.

I also know that sticking

tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to

maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom.

If by some

miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not

necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw

under the edge and try to pull the door open.

I must exit through the

same door I entered.

Also, I have been using the bathroom for years

--canine or feline attendance is not required.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt.

I cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our

front door:

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit &Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.

2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.

That's why they call it 'fur'niture.

3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

4. To you, they are an animal.

To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter

who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

1.

Eat less

2.

Don't ask for money all the time

3 Are easier to train

4.

Normally come when called

5.

Never ask to drive the car

6 Don't hang out with drug-using friends

7.

Don't smoke or drink

8.

Don't have to buy the latest fashions

9.

Don't want to wear your clothes

10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and...

11.

If they get pregnant, you can sell their children

[Savanphil 3]

[Marilyn. 340]

[Ban Hammer 13,498]

[JVKn'CVO 11]

Ok, this is my first attempt, so...be nice

Saludos,

Caro

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

That cat is saying, "OUCH I HAVE DOUBLE EAR INFECTIONS!"

And this cat is going to kill you because of those double ear infections.

[Scott & Lai 12]

Olivia, I have to ask, is that a camel in your avatar, or the Luck Dragon from The Never Ending Story?

[natty bumppo 297]

That cat is saying, "OUCH I HAVE DOUBLE EAR INFECTIONS!"

And this cat is going to kill you because of those double ear infections.

this one saw "Quigley Down Under" ... and you can't run fast enough ....

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

Olivia, I have to ask, is that a camel in your avatar, or the Luck Dragon from The Never Ending Story?

It's a camel but I like the Luck Dragon you speak of.

That cat is saying, "OUCH I HAVE DOUBLE EAR INFECTIONS!"

And this cat is going to kill you because of those double ear infections.

this one saw "Quigley Down Under" ... and you can't run fast enough ....

[Scott & Lai 12]

Olivia, I have to ask, is that a camel in your avatar, or the Luck Dragon from The Never Ending Story?

It's a camel but I like the Luck Dragon you speak of.

Is it a real camel? Because the ears, eyes and muzzle don't look like any camels I've seen; they really look like a Luck Dragon....or a Golden Retriever....

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

Olivia, I have to ask, is that a camel in your avatar, or the Luck Dragon from The Never Ending Story?

It's a camel but I like the Luck Dragon you speak of.

Is it a real camel? Because the ears, eyes and muzzle don't look like any camels I've seen; they really look like a Luck Dragon....or a Golden Retriever....

Yes, it's really a camel but you can believe otherwise if it makes you feel better.

[Scott & Lai 12]

Olivia, I have to ask, is that a camel in your avatar, or the Luck Dragon from The Never Ending Story?

It's a camel but I like the Luck Dragon you speak of.

Is it a real camel? Because the ears, eyes and muzzle don't look like any camels I've seen; they really look like a Luck Dragon....or a Golden Retriever....

Yes, it's really a camel but you can believe otherwise if it makes you feel better.

It's not that I don't believe you, it just looks different from what I expect a camel to look like. Do you have a full-size photo of it?

Here's a camel I met:

Met it here:

Which, btw, as might have guessed, is no where near Egypt. It is in Shenzhen, China

Edited August 4, 2008 by Scott & Lai

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

Olivia, I have to ask, is that a camel in your avatar, or the Luck Dragon from The Never Ending Story?

It's a camel but I like the Luck Dragon you speak of.

Is it a real camel? Because the ears, eyes and muzzle don't look like any camels I've seen; they really look like a Luck Dragon....or a Golden Retriever....

Yes, it's really a camel but you can believe otherwise if it makes you feel better.

It's not that I don't believe you, it just looks different from what I expect a camel to look like. Do you have a full-size photo of it?

Here's a camel I met:

Met it here:

Which, btw, as might have guessed, is no where near Egypt. It is in Shenzhen, China

Wow lovely camel!