August 2008 AOS Filers

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Ya'll are crazy. Thanks for the laughs. It helps a WHOLE lot through this process.

[Johnnie J 0]

You forgot to include the RFE for the picture of the grandma when she was 16. and the vaccine of the first dog of your grandpa. LOL (I´m still searching for those)

No, those are going to be sent later. Right now, they are just delaying your case without being able to tell you why.

There is also the FBI name check for your 3rd cousin's cat, and because his name is Spot, a name usually associated with dogs and rather common, it's taking a frig of a long time. But they can't tell you why.

Found the plane tickets. But now I have two new wedding-related glitches. My sister, who is my maid of honor, was going to wear a blue bridesmaid dress that she wore in a friend's wedding a few years ago. Now she says it needs too many alterations so she is going to go buy another dress when she goes to Paducah for something else on Monday and I have no idea what color. The florist needs to know that so she makes a bouquet that shows up against my sister's dress. AND we are getting large boxes of wedding gifts delivered at a rate of pretty much one a day, so I have to arrange for a house sitter while we are gone.

Just checked USCIS website again. If they've issued an RFE for my grandfather's dog's 1935 rabies vaccine since the 23rd, it isn't showing up in the system yet.

Oh, no wonder. Cause my great grandfathers cat had rabbies back in 1859. So thats probably the hold up. Also my great great grandfather whom I know nothing about is being checked. F*cking ####### Idiots.....

My wife and I are also in wedding arrangements. We have already reserved the hotel and payed for everything...well my father in law not me..I'm pretty much broke without a job.

[Jeraly 4]

Dear Customer,

The USCIS regrets to inform you that we are currently scratching our asses. At the moment we cannot stop getting the itch out of the way so your case maybe delayed, lost or misplaced. If you are calling regarding information pertaining to a case you filed ages ago we will gladly lie to you. If you have questions regarding a pending case please hang up and call back in a year or so.

Remember we were hired to serve you, so please keep sending the money orders and checks. The money will help us pay for our large offices, hire more monkeys and train more chimps to better respond you.

Should you experience a lag or set back in your case we will send you and RFE. To better understand this; we want to complicate your life a bit more.

Please feel free to send us all your comments, our response will come shortly.

Sincerely,

USCIS

There is also the FBI name check for your 3rd cousin's cat, and because his name is Spot, a name usually associated with dogs and rather common, it's taking a frig of a long time. But they can't tell you why.

Oh, no wonder. Cause my great grandfathers cat had rabbies back in 1859. So thats probably the hold up. Also my great great grandfather whom I know nothing about is being checked. F*cking ####### Idiots.....

You guys are hilarious! Someone should put together a book of funny USCIS stuff - it would be a bestseller among VJers and other people at the mercy of them!!! Of course, selling books without an EAD is a no-go but maybe if a pen name was used...???

Oh - and still nothing online

[Johnnie J 0]

Dear Customer,

The FBI has advised us that the following problems have occured while your background check was being conducted.

1. Your next door dog is barking too loud.

2. Your grandfather had financial problems.

3. Your great great grandfathers cat was runover by a car.

4. We are just trying to delay your case because we're bored to death.

5. A family member from 1650 fought the Egyptians.

Please have a nice a day.

[weedebz 0]

Been looking for the K1 prayer I did way back but can't find it....Aly, do you have it still??????

[Jeraly 4]

Sure!! Lemme dig it out...

It's the fancy version I made

[Johnnie J 0]

Quick question to everyone?

- When one receives their EAD: it says

Valid for work only with DHS Authorization

This is the card given to those with temporary basis. The other card is given to those with legal permanent status. So the question is do you get one then change the card????

[richo 0]

Quick question to everyone?

- When one receives their EAD: it says

Valid for work only with DHS Authorization

This is the card given to those with temporary basis. The other card is given to those with legal permanent status. So the question is do you get one then change the card????

EAD or SSN?

[keweul 1]

Sure!! Lemme dig it out...

It's the fancy version I made

Too funny,

[Johnnie J 0]

Quick question to everyone?

- When one receives their EAD: it says

Valid for work only with DHS Authorization

This is the card given to those with temporary basis. The other card is given to those with legal permanent status. So the question is do you get one then change the card????

EAD or SSN?

SSN....anyone wanna give me some input....

[richo 0]

Quick question to everyone?

- When one receives their EAD: it says

Valid for work only with DHS Authorization

This is the card given to those with temporary basis. The other card is given to those with legal permanent status. So the question is do you get one then change the card????

EAD or SSN?

SSN....anyone wanna give me some input....

Based on what I read in the forums in here..once you receive your Conditional GC, one should still notify SSA

Edited September 26, 2008 by richo

[Hydey 0]

I sent my RFE response off today folks, my mother in law's Birth Certificate and my sealed I-693 envelope! Fingers crossed for a speedy EAD now!

[Johnnie J 0]

I sent my RFE response off today folks, my mother in law's Birth Certificate and my sealed I-693 envelope! Fingers crossed for a speedy EAD now!

My main man Dr. Hyde....where have you been??? Have you read the letter from USCIS?

[Hydey 0]

I sent my RFE response off today folks, my mother in law's Birth Certificate and my sealed I-693 envelope! Fingers crossed for a speedy EAD now!

My main man Dr. Hyde....where have you been??? Have you read the letter from USCIS?

Hydey has been hiding. lol. What letter from the USCIS?

[Zee Bee 61]

Had biometrics yesterday. We were told we should the EAD in 3 weeks

Also had touches on AOS and EAD yesterday and today