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mercuryroad   0

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:lol::lol::lol:

Yes, laugh now but just wait until the erection soda market explodes. I'm going to ride Crest to the promised land. There's demand people!

Yeah sure! I'm counting on that too! :thumbs::yes:

But don't expect me to stop laughing :lol::lol::lol:

And yeah..... I'm gonna grow an addiction to soda :whistle:

And why stop there? If these ingredients work, let's expand (haha) into other markets as well. I think we could achieve great market penetration (hehe) in the popcorn industry. Jiffy-pop has gone unchecked for too long. It's time for Stiffy-pop. Oh yeah, we can corner the market with Stiffy.

I see it now at the movie theaters.....the cashier asks if you want some butter on your stiffy. I say heck yes and make it........salty (with eyebrow raised).

We can also go after the lesbian market as well. Add the ingredients to Snickers and get a whole lot more mileage out of their current slogan "It's only satisfying if you eat it". Now there's a whole new meaning.

Spokesperson - Ellen of course. After she gets done eating it, she can go into one of those spontaneous happy dances that she likes so much. We might get some cross sell opportunities with Captain Crunch as well.....although we'd have to change the name to Captain Munch.

In in the end, after all of the soda, popcorn, sugary cereal and candy I once again point to Crest. Especially after the Snickers.....you need to brush your teeth after eating it.

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aussiewench   9

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When I was younger, this drink was called "beer".

/Beer, helping ugly people get laid since 1869!

Yeah. It lowers your inhibitions and standards. A dangerous combination.

:yes: but hey its fun while the fantasy lasts

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but hey its fun while the fantasy lasts

Or until the police arrive.

12/5/05 Sent I129F Petition to Nebraska via Express Mail

12/6/05 Packaged received at 10:38 am in Nebraska

12/9/05 Check cashed (Never been so happy to have money leave my account)

12/12/05 Receive NOA1 snail mail - 30-60 day processing estimate

01/04/06 Receive NOA2 via e-mail

1/20/06 NVC letter in mail...will ship within a week.

2/1/06 Packet 3 and 4 in the mail

3/15/06 Interview - neither approved nor declined need to send in Migratory Movement Certificate AP

3/20/06 Migratory Movement Certificate for myself and fiancee sent to US Embassy in Lima

3/23/06 Visa Approved

5/19/06 I leave for Peru to pick up mi amor

5/25/06 Lucia and I arrive in Chicago

7/01/06 Legal Marriage

9/09/06 Religious Wedding

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mercuryroad   0

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Crest....up $2.00 today.

I'm a freaking genious.

12/5/05 Sent I129F Petition to Nebraska via Express Mail

12/6/05 Packaged received at 10:38 am in Nebraska

12/9/05 Check cashed (Never been so happy to have money leave my account)

12/12/05 Receive NOA1 snail mail - 30-60 day processing estimate

01/04/06 Receive NOA2 via e-mail

1/20/06 NVC letter in mail...will ship within a week.

2/1/06 Packet 3 and 4 in the mail

3/15/06 Interview - neither approved nor declined need to send in Migratory Movement Certificate AP

3/20/06 Migratory Movement Certificate for myself and fiancee sent to US Embassy in Lima

3/23/06 Visa Approved

5/19/06 I leave for Peru to pick up mi amor

5/25/06 Lucia and I arrive in Chicago

7/01/06 Legal Marriage

9/09/06 Religious Wedding

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In in the end, after all of the soda, popcorn, sugary cereal and candy I once again point to Crest. Especially after the Snickers.....you need to brush your teeth after eating it.

Wanna get into that business? Let's do it! :lol::lol::lol:

It's a hard solid business as far as I can tell! :yes:

Seriously..... let's do it!!!!!!!! **had too much soda today** :whistle::lol:

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In in the end, after all of the soda, popcorn, sugary cereal and candy I once again point to Crest. Especially after the Snickers.....you need to brush your teeth after eating it.

Wanna get into that business? Let's do it! :lol::lol::lol:

It's a hard solid business as far as I can tell! :yes:

Seriously..... let's do it!!!!!!!! **had too much soda today** :whistle::lol:

Wow....you know how to put the hot dog in the pun.

And what kind of soda did you have today hmmmm? :whistle:

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12/12/05 Receive NOA1 snail mail - 30-60 day processing estimate

01/04/06 Receive NOA2 via e-mail

1/20/06 NVC letter in mail...will ship within a week.

2/1/06 Packet 3 and 4 in the mail

3/15/06 Interview - neither approved nor declined need to send in Migratory Movement Certificate AP

3/20/06 Migratory Movement Certificate for myself and fiancee sent to US Embassy in Lima

3/23/06 Visa Approved

5/19/06 I leave for Peru to pick up mi amor

5/25/06 Lucia and I arrive in Chicago

7/01/06 Legal Marriage

9/09/06 Religious Wedding

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Hate to apoligize but dont need the soda! Can do it on my own!!!!!!! :dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:

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Hate to apoligize but dont need the soda! Can do it on my own!!!!!!! :dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:

Doing it on your own is fun, but it's better when you do it with someone else.

12/5/05 Sent I129F Petition to Nebraska via Express Mail

12/6/05 Packaged received at 10:38 am in Nebraska

12/9/05 Check cashed (Never been so happy to have money leave my account)

12/12/05 Receive NOA1 snail mail - 30-60 day processing estimate

01/04/06 Receive NOA2 via e-mail

1/20/06 NVC letter in mail...will ship within a week.

2/1/06 Packet 3 and 4 in the mail

3/15/06 Interview - neither approved nor declined need to send in Migratory Movement Certificate AP

3/20/06 Migratory Movement Certificate for myself and fiancee sent to US Embassy in Lima

3/23/06 Visa Approved

5/19/06 I leave for Peru to pick up mi amor

5/25/06 Lucia and I arrive in Chicago

7/01/06 Legal Marriage

9/09/06 Religious Wedding

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Carol&Marc   0

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Hate to apoligize but dont need the soda! Can do it on my own!!!!!!! :dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:

Doing it on your own is fun, but it's better when you do it with someone else.

Have another drink! :whistle:

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MrMrsKnight   0

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Hate to apoligize but dont need the soda! Can do it on my own!!!!!!! :dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:

Doing it on your own is fun, but it's better when you do it with someone else.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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10/26/2006- Consulate receives case (seriously, one month to receive the case?? BS!), and packet 3 that I sent even before they had received the case.

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01/23/2007- Second Interview. VISA granted!!!

01/29/2007- VISA arrived.... no envelope though. I'm gonna contact them and see what happened this time!

01/31/2007- I'll have to send them one last financial support evidence.

02/01/2007- Evidence sent

02/02/2007- Evidence received by Consulate

02/06/2007- Consulate sends envelope!

02/07/2007- Envelope received!!!

02/10/2007- Flew to the USA!!!!!!

04/17/2007- Wedding day!!!

--- Wish us luck!!! ---

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you guys are too funny!

I don't think big pharma's gonna stand for the competition in one of their biggest markets though...

Keep your eyes peeled for "Prescription Viagra in easy to swallow soft-drink form" Why not eh? Aren't pills a little overdone already?

-mike

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mercuryroad   0

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you guys are too funny!

I don't think big pharma's gonna stand for the competition in one of their biggest markets though...

Keep your eyes peeled for "Prescription Viagra in easy to swallow soft-drink form" Why not eh? Aren't pills a little overdone already?

-mike

Can you imagine that one? Girls would be slipping guys this soda in the bars all night long. It would be very discreet, but guys would drink too much, get sick and pass out. All of that puking leads to terrible teeth and a need for Crest. The vivid white product line will be taking off like crazy very soon. Jump on the erection soda bandwagon now while you can.

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12/5/05 Sent I129F Petition to Nebraska via Express Mail

12/6/05 Packaged received at 10:38 am in Nebraska

12/9/05 Check cashed (Never been so happy to have money leave my account)

12/12/05 Receive NOA1 snail mail - 30-60 day processing estimate

01/04/06 Receive NOA2 via e-mail

1/20/06 NVC letter in mail...will ship within a week.

2/1/06 Packet 3 and 4 in the mail

3/15/06 Interview - neither approved nor declined need to send in Migratory Movement Certificate AP

3/20/06 Migratory Movement Certificate for myself and fiancee sent to US Embassy in Lima

3/23/06 Visa Approved

5/19/06 I leave for Peru to pick up mi amor

5/25/06 Lucia and I arrive in Chicago

7/01/06 Legal Marriage

9/09/06 Religious Wedding

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LenJayUS   0

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A new soda promising to sexually arouse the person drinking it will soon be available in stores nationwide, according to a Local 6 News report.

The drink, called Turn On, is made with guarana, ginseng and caffeine.

The soda was banned in France and Denmark, but makers insist it is safe and works as an aphrodisiac.

http://www.local6.com/news/6807099/detail.html

Oh god... don't let Jay buy any... I'll never be able to keep up with her then.... lol

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Is this approved by the FDA? B) :P

During my times, we only had thongs and mini jupes... It seemed to work fine if I recall well?

Sometimes I think I know everything, and I regain consciousness. Seen it all, done it all, forgot most of it....

So much plenitude, yet so much emptiness

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