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Si Danilo "Dan" Torres, isang Bicolano, nagpunta sa US para mag TNT.

Pumasok sya ng convenience store para bumili ng yosi.

Pagdating sa counter, sabi ng cashier, "MASTER? VISA?"

Namutla si Dan! Sa isip-isip nya "Patay! Hinahanap ang visa ko!"

Dali-daling lumabas ng tindahan, sumakay ng kotse at humarurot ng takbo.

Paubos na ang gasolina nya kaya pumasok sa gas station at magpapakarga ng gasolina.

"Unleaded?" tanong ng gasoline attendant. "Unleaded" sagot ni Dan.

"Pay first." sabi ng attendant. Lalong namutla si Dan! "Patay! Hinahanapan ako ng papers!"

Iniwan nya ang kotse at dali-daling naglakad papunta sa phonebooth upang tawagan ang kapatid n'yang nasa New York .

"AT&T May I help you?" sagot ng operator.

Pinagpawisan ng malamig si Dan! "Pati operator alam na TNT ako!"

May nakapilang pulis na gagamit din ng telepono at tanong sa kanya... " Are you done?"

Napatitig na lang si Dan sa pulis! "Kilala niya ako? Alam niyang DAN ang pangalan ko!,

sa isip-isip nya."

Nang di makasagot si Dan, tinanong uli sya ng pulis, "Are you a tourist?"

Nanghina si Dan dahil pati apelyido niyang Torres ay alam din ng pulis!

At nang hihimatayin na sya, inalalayan sya ng pulis at sabi "Be cool!"

"Inang ko po! Alam din nyang taga Bicol ako!

WAAAHHHH! Uuwi na lang ako sa 'pinas!"

Moral op da istori:

Wag kang mag ti-TNT sa istets!

:lol:

K1 Timeline

02/26/2007 - Filed I-129F

03/08/2007 - NOA1

06/05/2007 - NOA2

09/10/2007 - Interview

09/13/2007 - Visa Received

12/14/2007 - Flight to USA, POE-LAX

02/22/2008 - Wedding Date

AOS

05/29/2008 - I-485 received at Chicago Lockbox

06/19/2008 - Biometrics

08/25/2008 - Card production ordered

08/30/2008 - Green Card received

ROC

07/15/2010 - Mailed I-751 to CSC

07/19/2010 - NOA1

07/21/2010 - Check cleared

08/11/2010 - Biometrics

08/24/2010 - Card production ordered

08/27/2010 - Approval notice received

08/30/2010 - Green card received

N400 - Naturalization

08/08/2011 - Mailed N400 to Phoenix, AZ lockbox

08/12/2011 - NOA

08/15/2011 - Check cashed

09/07/2011 - Biometrics

09/09/2011 - Case status update - In line for testing & interview

09/13/2011 - Case status update - Interview scheduled

09/16/2011 - Interview appointment letter received from the mail

10/31/2011 - Test/Interview - Passed

12/07/2011 - In line for Oath Ceremony Scheduling

01/27/2012 - Oath Ceremony

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LOL :rofl:

N-400 Naturalization

04/25/2012 - sent N-400 package to USCIS Dallas

04/28/2012 - package delivered at USCIS Dallas

I-751 Removal of Condition

03/22/2011 - sent I-751 package to USCIS Vermont via USPS Priority+Certified mail with Return receipt

03/24/2011 - package delivered at VSC according to USPS tracking

03/25/2011 - package received by Center Director according to Return receipt

04/04/2011 - NOA received - dated 03/25/2011

04/11/2011 - Biometrics Appointment Notice received -notice date 04/08/2011

04/28/2011 - Biometrics Appointment - Done!

10/14/2011 - Card Production Email

10/17/2011 - Approval Notice received - dated 10/06/2011

11/04/2011 - 10yrs green card received

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hahhahahhah! :rofl:

Love is an unexpected thing...and when it arrives grab it with all ur heart....it may pass u jsut once.......

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11.20.07 : mailed I130

01.23.08 : NOA1

04.21.08 : mailed I129F

04.22.08 : NOA1

05.14.08 : NOA2 both for I 130 and I 129F

06.26.08 : medical exam 2nd day PASSED!!

07.09.08 : interview day! PASSED! PINK SLIP!

07.15.08 : visa on hand!!!

08.01.08 : POE SFO (home with my papi!)

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AOS-EAD-AP TIMELINE

November 04,2008-Sent AOS package

November 17,2008-NOA date

November 21,2008-recieved NOA hard copy by mail

November 24,2008-Biometrics appt.letter recieved by mail (December 17,2008 -Biometrics Appt.)

November 26,2008- AOS touched (got emailed from CRIS)RFE on AOS

December 09,2008-RFE sent

January 8,2009 -AP approved

January 9,2009-EAD approved(status card production ordered)

January 15,2009- AP in the mailbox

February 14,2009 - EAD card in the mailbox..THANKS GOD..finally...

March 5,2009 - INTERVIEW AOS ( 1:30PM)

April 13,2009-welcome letter in the mailbox....

April 17,2009-GC recieved..Thank u LORD...

JEGO RYU CRBA

Sept.20,2007-sent papers to embassy

Jan.4,2008- USEMBASSY recieved the DNA test result"""'"acquired U.S citizenship"

Jan.15,2008-recieved my son U.S passport and certificate(delivered by fedex

K1

Dec. 14,2007-sent pet.CSC

MAY 1,2008---NOA2 in email(THANKS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! )

July 7,2008-INTERVIEW

August 28,2008-FLIGHT(POE-HONOLULU,HAWAII)with my fiance and our son..THANK U GOD....

Sept,24,2008-got married

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funny :devil:

We are just observing.. There were some who pretends to be newbie but to our surprise, eventually they knew lots of things about particular people in VJ..

One could browse this site and forums for years and not make an account. Then one day decide to create one and become a newbie but familiar with a lot of members.

What's your point? Why dont you just stop making assumptions and go straight down to the point?

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Kapay na bikolano yan! eh sna' ko! awww hadaw man ho?!! :lol:

Our Medical Experience

K1/K2 Interview Experience

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AOS/EAD/AP

09/11/09 *** Mailed to Chicago Lockbox

09/12/09 *** Received/signed by R.Mercado

09/17/09 *** NOA1 (AOS/EAD/AP)

09/21/09 *** NOA1 Hardcopy received (AOS/EAD/AP)

09/24/09 *** Biometrics Appointment Letter Rcvd 10/19, 11am

09/29/09 *** Appt. to correct typographic name error (referred for biometrics..done)

10/06/09 *** RFE: Form 1040 of recent tax yr

10/20/09 *** Processing resumed

10/21/09 *** Touched (AOS/EAD/AP)

10/22/09 *** Touched (AOS/EAD/AP)

10/27/09 *** Transferred to CSC (AOS)

10/28/09 *** Touched(AOS)

10/29/09 *** Notices sent: EAD card production, AP approved

10/30/09 *** Touched (EAD/AP)

11/02/09 *** Touched (AOS: processing resumes at CSC)

11/02/09 *** Touched (AP)

11/03/09 *** Touched (AP)

11/04/09 *** AP approval letter received

11/03/09 *** Card production (EAD)

11/04/09 *** Touched (AOS)

11/05/09 *** Touched (EAD)

11/06/09 *** Touched (AOS)

11/07/09 *** EAD Card received

12/07/09 *** Welcome Notice mailed

12/08/09 *** Card production (AOS)

12/10/09 *** Approval notice mailed

12/12/09 *** GREEN CARD received

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

My son named Zac

"My son's smile makes my day complete"

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MY K3 TIMELINE purple4.gifVid of how I prepared my interview documents purple.gifPapers that I brought on my USEM interview

AOS TIMELINE

06.17.2010 - submitted our papers

06.19.2010 - papers arrived at Chicago lockbox

06.24.2010 - Check cashed

06.28.2010 - NOA1 Hardcopy received (9 days from the day they got our papers)

07.05.2010 - Received Biometrics Schedule (July 26)

08.05.2010 - Biometrics done! (had to re-schedule from 7/26 to 8/5)

08.13.2010 - Got my interview letter

08.20.2010 - EAD card on production

09.06.2010 - Got my EAD Card (62 days)

09.07.2010 - Applied for SSN

09.14.2010 - SSN Card received

09.16.2010 - Interview schedule (APPROVED)

09.20.2010 - Welcome Notice Received ("Welcome to the USA")

09.25.2010 - 10 yr Green Card received! (98 days)

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.... THIS IS FUNNY.... :rofl::rofl:

2007-09-19: Marriage

2007-12-31: I-130 Sent

2008-02-14: I-130 NOA1

2008-02-28: I-129F Sent

2008-03-07: I-129F NOA1

2008-05-06: I-130 & I-129F NOA2

2008-06-25: Interview Approved (Conditional)

2008-07-08: Forward Additional Doc

2008-07-15: VISA Received (2yrs Validity)

2008-09-03: Flight to Cincinnati, Ohio; POE SFO

2008-09-06: Travel back to Chicago with my hubby

2008-09-29: Mailed I765 (EAD)

2008-10-07: NOA for EAD

2008-12-12: Received EAD Biometrics Appointment

2008-12-19: Biomentrics Appointment

2008-12-29: Ordered EAD Card

2008-12-31: EAD Approval

2009-11-26: Submit AOS

2010-03-30: Permanet Resident 10yrs GC

2010-04-15: Update status with SS

2010-04-22: Received new SS Card

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Si Danilo "Dan" Torres, isang Bicolano, nagpunta sa US para mag TNT.

Pumasok sya ng convenience store para bumili ng yosi.

Pagdating sa counter, sabi ng cashier, "MASTER? VISA?"

Namutla si Dan! Sa isip-isip nya "Patay! Hinahanap ang visa ko!"

Dali-daling lumabas ng tindahan, sumakay ng kotse at humarurot ng takbo.

Paubos na ang gasolina nya kaya pumasok sa gas station at magpapakarga ng gasolina.

"Unleaded?" tanong ng gasoline attendant. "Unleaded" sagot ni Dan.

"Pay first." sabi ng attendant. Lalong namutla si Dan! "Patay! Hinahanapan ako ng papers!"

Iniwan nya ang kotse at dali-daling naglakad papunta sa phonebooth upang tawagan ang kapatid n'yang nasa New York .

"AT&T May I help you?" sagot ng operator.

Pinagpawisan ng malamig si Dan! "Pati operator alam na TNT ako!"

May nakapilang pulis na gagamit din ng telepono at tanong sa kanya... " Are you done?"

Napatitig na lang si Dan sa pulis! "Kilala niya ako? Alam niyang DAN ang pangalan ko!,

sa isip-isip nya."

Nang di makasagot si Dan, tinanong uli sya ng pulis, "Are you a tourist?"

Nanghina si Dan dahil pati apelyido niyang Torres ay alam din ng pulis!

At nang hihimatayin na sya, inalalayan sya ng pulis at sabi "Be cool!"

"Inang ko po! Alam din nyang taga Bicol ako!

WAAAHHHH! Uuwi na lang ako sa 'pinas!"

Moral op da istori:

Wag kang mag ti-TNT sa istets!

:lol:

Napatawa mo ako jan ha..hahahha :lol:

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01-25-2008 =I-129f sent to CSC

01-28-2008 = CSC recieved petition

02-05-2006 =Noa1

06-02-2008 =touched

06-03-2008 =touched

06-10-2008 = NOA2

06-17-2008 = NVC harcdcopy

07-03-2008 = medical (passed)

07-09-2008- Paid DV

07-16-2008 - DV Forward to NSO

08-05-2008= Interview

08-20-2008 = visa printed

08-21-2008 = VISA ON HAND ( my birthday too)

09-02-2008- flight to USA

10-18- 2008= wedding

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