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Empress of Groovy Experienced

Empress of Groovy   373

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I wonder if this thread should be merged with the colonic irrigation thread.

K-1

March 7, 2005: I-129F NOA1

September 20, 2005: K-1 Interview in London. Visa received shortly thereafter.

AOS

December 30, 2005: I-485 received by USCIS

May 5, 2006: Interview at Phoenix district office. Approval pending FBI background check clearance. AOS finally approved almost two years later: February 14, 2008.

Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

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Come check out the most happenin' thread on VJ: Dear Joyce

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Trumplestiltskin Grand Master

Trumplestiltskin   5,791

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  Steve Y Jessica said:
  Number 6 said:
  Steve Y Jessica said:
  Sinergy said:
  Number 6 said:
  almaty said:
sounds like azz pounding may be one..but i could be wrong

Banged up the bum.

Shagged up the Sh!tter

ewwwwwwwwwww

Its like i have always sd, its an exit only, absolutly NO entrance

I thought that was normal! When the front door is being painted, go around to the back! :)

Well perhaps not if you have to jimmy the back door.

That's what WD-40 is for.

But if you're in a rush you may just have to kick it in.

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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cowgirl up, sister lori

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Steve Y Jessica Rising Star

Steve Y Jessica   1

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  Big Agnes! said:
  Steve Y Jessica said:
  Big Agnes! said:
  Steve Y Jessica said:
Next time she bends over to vacum under the couch, just drive it on home up the pooper. Then ask her if she would like to try anything else!

You clearly underestimate the importance of vacuuming.

I never said that she could not return to her wifely duties after he was done. I just assumed that that was implied.

I thought this was all about her? It seems to be about him not only making a mess, but keeping her from maintaining a tidy household.

A recipe for disaster, Steve, I must say. And nothing about lube or indeed "hand" sanitizer! Such situations call for attention to detail!

Sometimes I just don't think! But later I mentioned WD-40! :thumbs:

4-29-08 - Mailed I-130 & I-129F together to CSC

CSC

I-130 I-129F

5-01-08 - NOA1 5-02-08 - NOA1

5-04-08 - Touched 5-06-08 - Touched

5-05-08 - Rcvd NOA1 in mail 5-08-08 - Rcvd NOA1 in mail

5-14-08 - Touched 5-14-08 - Touched

5-20-08 - Touched

5-29-08 - NOA2................................5-29-08 - NOA2

5-30-08 - Touched............................5-30-08 - Touched

6-02-08 - Rcvd NOA2 hardcopy..........6-02-08 - Rcvd NOA2 hardcopy

NVC

6-05-08 - NVC rcvd, new # & IIN.......6-04-08 - NVC rcvd, new #

6-15-08 - NVC invoiced AOS..............6-09-08 - Shipped DHL to Bs. As.

6-15-08 - Paid AOS online..................6-11-08 - Dlvd to Embassy

6-15-08 - Sent DS-3032 email...........6-17-08 - Received e-mail Packet 3

6-17-08 - AOS shows PAID!!!............6-25-08 - Turnned in Packet 3

6-17-08 - Sent AOS pkg Fed Ex.........7-11-08 - Medical

6-23-08 - DS-3032 accepted..............8-14-08 - Interview!!!

6-26-08 - NVC says my I-864EZ is not original Signature (BS!!!)

6-28-08 - IV bill invoiced online.

7-01-08 - Paid IV Bill online

7-01-08 - Re-sent I-864EZ

7-02-08 - IV Bill show "Paid"

7-02-08 - NVC Received I-864EZ, again!!

7-03-08 - Sent DS-230 via FedEx.

7-03-08 - NVC recieves and enters new I-864EZ

7-07-08 - NVC receives and enters DS-230

7-16-08 - CASE COMPLETE!!!!

8-14-08 - Interview. APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!

8-19-08 - POE, Washington DC.

Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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he should just get himself another wife for sex, and use this one for cooking and cleaning.



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

Empress of Groovy Experienced

Empress of Groovy   373

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: United Kingdom
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  Steve Y Jessica said:
  Big Agnes! said:
  Steve Y Jessica said:
  Big Agnes! said:
  Steve Y Jessica said:
Next time she bends over to vacum under the couch, just drive it on home up the pooper. Then ask her if she would like to try anything else!

You clearly underestimate the importance of vacuuming.

I never said that she could not return to her wifely duties after he was done. I just assumed that that was implied.

I thought this was all about her? It seems to be about him not only making a mess, but keeping her from maintaining a tidy household.

A recipe for disaster, Steve, I must say. And nothing about lube or indeed "hand" sanitizer! Such situations call for attention to detail!

Sometimes I just don't think! But later I mentioned WD-40! :thumbs:

Yes, it's versatile stuff, but I'm partial to white lithium grease myself.

K-1

March 7, 2005: I-129F NOA1

September 20, 2005: K-1 Interview in London. Visa received shortly thereafter.

AOS

December 30, 2005: I-485 received by USCIS

May 5, 2006: Interview at Phoenix district office. Approval pending FBI background check clearance. AOS finally approved almost two years later: February 14, 2008.

Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

Your Humble Advice Columnist, Joyce

Come check out the most happenin' thread on VJ: Dear Joyce

Click here to see me visiting with my homebodies.

[The grooviest signature you've ever seen is under construction!]

panamania79 Mentor

panamania79   2

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  Minya said:
Papi, papi, papi chulo papi papi papi ven a mí (ven a mí)

Papi, papi, papi chulo,

Y'all ready for this...

Tú quieres mmm,

Te gusta el mmm,

Te traigo el mmm,

Y Lorna a ti te encanta el mmm,

Qué rico el mmm,

Sabroso mmm

Y a ti te va a encantar el mmm

... :rofl:

-P

:rofl: With a name like papichulo,he should know all the tricks. :rofl:

May 7,2007-USCIS received I-129f
July 24,2007-NOA1 was received
April 21,2008-K-1 visa denied.
June 3,2008-waiver filed at US Consalate in Panama
The interview went well,they told him it will take another 6 months for them to adjudicate the waiver
March 3,2009-US Consulate claims they have no record of our December visit,nor Manuel's interview
March 27,2009-Manuel returned to the consulate for another interrogation(because they forgot about December's interview),and they were really rude !
April 3,2009-US Counsalate asks for more court documents that no longer exist !
June 1,2009-Manuel and I go back to the US consalate AGAIN to give them a letter from the court in Colon along with documents I already gave them last year.I was surprised to see they had two thick files for his case !


June 15,2010-They called Manuel in to take his fingerprints again,still no decision on his case!
June 22,2010-WAIVER APPROVED at 5:00pm
July 19,2010-VISA IN MANUELITO'S HAND at 3:15pm!
July 25,2010-Manuelito arrives at 9:35pm at Logan Intn'l Airport,Boston,MA
August 5,2010-FINALLY MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 23,2010-Filed for AOS at the International Institute of RI $1400!
December 23,2010-Work authorization received.
January 12,2011-RFE

Steve Y Jessica Rising Star

Steve Y Jessica   1

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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Argentina
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Posted (edited)
  Nessa said:
  Steve Y Jessica said:
  DeadPoolX said:
  Steve Y Jessica said:
  Big Agnes! said:
  Steve Y Jessica said:
Next time she bends over to vacum under the couch, just drive it on home up the pooper. Then ask her if she would like to try anything else!

You clearly underestimate the importance of vacuuming.

I never said that she could not return to her wifely duties after he was done. I just assumed that that was implied.

Just out of interest... what are "wifely duties" exactly? :huh:

You know! Besides the sex, cooking, cleaning, laundry, etc. :P

I know I'm going to hear about this!! You would think I would learn. :huh:

why would anybody give u a hard time about this. you're totally right.

all wives should be like this:

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Charles is a lucky man to have a woman that understand a womans place!

Edited by Steve Y Jessica

4-29-08 - Mailed I-130 & I-129F together to CSC

CSC

I-130 I-129F

5-01-08 - NOA1 5-02-08 - NOA1

5-04-08 - Touched 5-06-08 - Touched

5-05-08 - Rcvd NOA1 in mail 5-08-08 - Rcvd NOA1 in mail

5-14-08 - Touched 5-14-08 - Touched

5-20-08 - Touched

5-29-08 - NOA2................................5-29-08 - NOA2

5-30-08 - Touched............................5-30-08 - Touched

6-02-08 - Rcvd NOA2 hardcopy..........6-02-08 - Rcvd NOA2 hardcopy

NVC

6-05-08 - NVC rcvd, new # & IIN.......6-04-08 - NVC rcvd, new #

6-15-08 - NVC invoiced AOS..............6-09-08 - Shipped DHL to Bs. As.

6-15-08 - Paid AOS online..................6-11-08 - Dlvd to Embassy

6-15-08 - Sent DS-3032 email...........6-17-08 - Received e-mail Packet 3

6-17-08 - AOS shows PAID!!!............6-25-08 - Turnned in Packet 3

6-17-08 - Sent AOS pkg Fed Ex.........7-11-08 - Medical

6-23-08 - DS-3032 accepted..............8-14-08 - Interview!!!

6-26-08 - NVC says my I-864EZ is not original Signature (BS!!!)

6-28-08 - IV bill invoiced online.

7-01-08 - Paid IV Bill online

7-01-08 - Re-sent I-864EZ

7-02-08 - IV Bill show "Paid"

7-02-08 - NVC Received I-864EZ, again!!

7-03-08 - Sent DS-230 via FedEx.

7-03-08 - NVC recieves and enters new I-864EZ

7-07-08 - NVC receives and enters DS-230

7-16-08 - CASE COMPLETE!!!!

8-14-08 - Interview. APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!

8-19-08 - POE, Washington DC.

Trumplestiltskin Grand Master

Trumplestiltskin   5,791

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Filed: Other Country: United Kingdom
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Posted
  Big Agnes! said:
  Steve Y Jessica said:
  Big Agnes! said:
  Steve Y Jessica said:
  Big Agnes! said:
  Steve Y Jessica said:
Next time she bends over to vacum under the couch, just drive it on home up the pooper. Then ask her if she would like to try anything else!

You clearly underestimate the importance of vacuuming.

I never said that she could not return to her wifely duties after he was done. I just assumed that that was implied.

I thought this was all about her? It seems to be about him not only making a mess, but keeping her from maintaining a tidy household.

A recipe for disaster, Steve, I must say. And nothing about lube or indeed "hand" sanitizer! Such situations call for attention to detail!

Sometimes I just don't think! But later I mentioned WD-40! :thumbs:

Yes, it's versatile stuff, but I'm partial to white lithium grease myself.

Anything is good so long as it doesn't break the box (how long can we stretch out the housework metaphors?)

 

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