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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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Next time she bends over to vacum under the couch, just drive it on home up the pooper. Then ask her if she would like to try anything else!

You clearly underestimate the importance of vacuuming.

I never said that she could not return to her wifely duties after he was done. I just assumed that that was implied.

Just out of interest... what are "wifely duties" exactly? :huh:

sounds like azz pounding may be one..but i could be wrong

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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Trumplestiltskin Grand Master

Trumplestiltskin   5,791

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Next time she bends over to vacum under the couch, just drive it on home up the pooper. Then ask her if she would like to try anything else!

You clearly underestimate the importance of vacuuming.

I never said that she could not return to her wifely duties after he was done. I just assumed that that was implied.

Just out of interest... what are "wifely duties" exactly? :huh:

Isn't it obvious? A two-person shuffle around the lounge with the vaccuum cleaner

Steve Y Jessica Rising Star

Steve Y Jessica   1

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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Argentina
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Next time she bends over to vacum under the couch, just drive it on home up the pooper. Then ask her if she would like to try anything else!

You clearly underestimate the importance of vacuuming.

I never said that she could not return to her wifely duties after he was done. I just assumed that that was implied.

Just out of interest... what are "wifely duties" exactly? :huh:

You know! Besides the sex, cooking, cleaning, laundry, etc. :P

I know I'm going to hear about this!! You would think I would learn. :huh:

4-29-08 - Mailed I-130 & I-129F together to CSC

CSC

I-130 I-129F

5-01-08 - NOA1 5-02-08 - NOA1

5-04-08 - Touched 5-06-08 - Touched

5-05-08 - Rcvd NOA1 in mail 5-08-08 - Rcvd NOA1 in mail

5-14-08 - Touched 5-14-08 - Touched

5-20-08 - Touched

5-29-08 - NOA2................................5-29-08 - NOA2

5-30-08 - Touched............................5-30-08 - Touched

6-02-08 - Rcvd NOA2 hardcopy..........6-02-08 - Rcvd NOA2 hardcopy

NVC

6-05-08 - NVC rcvd, new # & IIN.......6-04-08 - NVC rcvd, new #

6-15-08 - NVC invoiced AOS..............6-09-08 - Shipped DHL to Bs. As.

6-15-08 - Paid AOS online..................6-11-08 - Dlvd to Embassy

6-15-08 - Sent DS-3032 email...........6-17-08 - Received e-mail Packet 3

6-17-08 - AOS shows PAID!!!............6-25-08 - Turnned in Packet 3

6-17-08 - Sent AOS pkg Fed Ex.........7-11-08 - Medical

6-23-08 - DS-3032 accepted..............8-14-08 - Interview!!!

6-26-08 - NVC says my I-864EZ is not original Signature (BS!!!)

6-28-08 - IV bill invoiced online.

7-01-08 - Paid IV Bill online

7-01-08 - Re-sent I-864EZ

7-02-08 - IV Bill show "Paid"

7-02-08 - NVC Received I-864EZ, again!!

7-03-08 - Sent DS-230 via FedEx.

7-03-08 - NVC recieves and enters new I-864EZ

7-07-08 - NVC receives and enters DS-230

7-16-08 - CASE COMPLETE!!!!

8-14-08 - Interview. APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!

8-19-08 - POE, Washington DC.

mRx Mentor

mRx   16

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Next time she bends over to vacum under the couch, just drive it on home up the pooper. Then ask her if she would like to try anything else!

You clearly underestimate the importance of vacuuming.

I never said that she could not return to her wifely duties after he was done. I just assumed that that was implied.

Just out of interest... what are "wifely duties" exactly? :huh:

You know! Besides the sex, cooking, cleaning, laundry, etc. :P

I know I'm going to hear about this!! You would think I would learn. :huh:

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Sinergy Mentor

Sinergy   3

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Romania
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sounds like azz pounding may be one..but i could be wrong

Banged up the bum.

Shagged up the Sh!tter

ewwwwwwwwwww

Its like i have always sd, its an exit only, absolutly NO entrance

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"VJ Timelines are only an estimate, they are not actual approval dates! They only reflect VJ members. VJ Timelines do not include the thousands of applicants who do not use VJ"

IF YOU ARE NEW TO THE SITE, PLEASE READ THE GUIDES BEFORE ASKING ALOT OF QUESTIONS. THE GUIDES ARE VERY HELPFUL AND WILL SAVE YOU ALOT OF TIME!

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Kazakhstan
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sounds like azz pounding may be one..but i could be wrong

Banged up the bum.

Shagged up the Sh!tter

getting some mud for your turtle...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

Steve Y Jessica Rising Star

Steve Y Jessica   1

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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Argentina
 Timeline
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sounds like azz pounding may be one..but i could be wrong

Banged up the bum.

Shagged up the Sh!tter

ewwwwwwwwwww

Its like i have always sd, its an exit only, absolutly NO entrance

I thought that was normal! When the front door is being painted, go around to the back! :)

4-29-08 - Mailed I-130 & I-129F together to CSC

CSC

I-130 I-129F

5-01-08 - NOA1 5-02-08 - NOA1

5-04-08 - Touched 5-06-08 - Touched

5-05-08 - Rcvd NOA1 in mail 5-08-08 - Rcvd NOA1 in mail

5-14-08 - Touched 5-14-08 - Touched

5-20-08 - Touched

5-29-08 - NOA2................................5-29-08 - NOA2

5-30-08 - Touched............................5-30-08 - Touched

6-02-08 - Rcvd NOA2 hardcopy..........6-02-08 - Rcvd NOA2 hardcopy

NVC

6-05-08 - NVC rcvd, new # & IIN.......6-04-08 - NVC rcvd, new #

6-15-08 - NVC invoiced AOS..............6-09-08 - Shipped DHL to Bs. As.

6-15-08 - Paid AOS online..................6-11-08 - Dlvd to Embassy

6-15-08 - Sent DS-3032 email...........6-17-08 - Received e-mail Packet 3

6-17-08 - AOS shows PAID!!!............6-25-08 - Turnned in Packet 3

6-17-08 - Sent AOS pkg Fed Ex.........7-11-08 - Medical

6-23-08 - DS-3032 accepted..............8-14-08 - Interview!!!

6-26-08 - NVC says my I-864EZ is not original Signature (BS!!!)

6-28-08 - IV bill invoiced online.

7-01-08 - Paid IV Bill online

7-01-08 - Re-sent I-864EZ

7-02-08 - IV Bill show "Paid"

7-02-08 - NVC Received I-864EZ, again!!

7-03-08 - Sent DS-230 via FedEx.

7-03-08 - NVC recieves and enters new I-864EZ

7-07-08 - NVC receives and enters DS-230

7-16-08 - CASE COMPLETE!!!!

8-14-08 - Interview. APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!

8-19-08 - POE, Washington DC.

Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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Next time she bends over to vacum under the couch, just drive it on home up the pooper. Then ask her if she would like to try anything else!

You clearly underestimate the importance of vacuuming.

I never said that she could not return to her wifely duties after he was done. I just assumed that that was implied.

Just out of interest... what are "wifely duties" exactly? :huh:

You know! Besides the sex, cooking, cleaning, laundry, etc. :P

I know I'm going to hear about this!! You would think I would learn. :huh:

why would anybody give u a hard time about this. you're totally right.

all wives should be like this:

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* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Kazakhstan
 Timeline
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sounds like azz pounding may be one..but i could be wrong

Banged up the bum.

Shagged up the Sh!tter

ewwwwwwwwwww

Its like i have always sd, its an exit only, absolutly NO entrance

I thought that was normal! When the front door is being painted, go around to the back! :)

so true....even jim morrison knew that...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

Trumplestiltskin Grand Master

Trumplestiltskin   5,791

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Filed: Other Country: United Kingdom
 Timeline
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sounds like azz pounding may be one..but i could be wrong

Banged up the bum.

Shagged up the Sh!tter

ewwwwwwwwwww

Its like i have always sd, its an exit only, absolutly NO entrance

I thought that was normal! When the front door is being painted, go around to the back! :)

Well perhaps not if you have to jimmy the back door.

Sinergy Mentor

Sinergy   3

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Romania
 Timeline
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sounds like azz pounding may be one..but i could be wrong

Banged up the bum.

Shagged up the Sh!tter

ewwwwwwwwwww

Its like i have always sd, its an exit only, absolutly NO entrance

I thought that was normal! When the front door is being painted, go around to the back! :)

so true....even jim morrison knew that...

Well since Sherwin Williams was removed from the front door, the backdoor is officially sealed shut :D

vj2.jpgvj.jpg

"VJ Timelines are only an estimate, they are not actual approval dates! They only reflect VJ members. VJ Timelines do not include the thousands of applicants who do not use VJ"

IF YOU ARE NEW TO THE SITE, PLEASE READ THE GUIDES BEFORE ASKING ALOT OF QUESTIONS. THE GUIDES ARE VERY HELPFUL AND WILL SAVE YOU ALOT OF TIME!

Empress of Groovy Experienced

Empress of Groovy   373

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: United Kingdom
 Timeline
Posted
Next time she bends over to vacum under the couch, just drive it on home up the pooper. Then ask her if she would like to try anything else!

You clearly underestimate the importance of vacuuming.

I never said that she could not return to her wifely duties after he was done. I just assumed that that was implied.

I thought this was all about her? It seems to be about him not only making a mess, but keeping her from maintaining a tidy household.

A recipe for disaster, Steve, I must say. And nothing about lube or indeed "hand" sanitizer! Such situations call for attention to detail!

K-1

March 7, 2005: I-129F NOA1

September 20, 2005: K-1 Interview in London. Visa received shortly thereafter.

AOS

December 30, 2005: I-485 received by USCIS

May 5, 2006: Interview at Phoenix district office. Approval pending FBI background check clearance. AOS finally approved almost two years later: February 14, 2008.

Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

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Steve Y Jessica Rising Star

Steve Y Jessica   1

Posted
Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Argentina
 Timeline
Posted
sounds like azz pounding may be one..but i could be wrong

Banged up the bum.

Shagged up the Sh!tter

ewwwwwwwwwww

Its like i have always sd, its an exit only, absolutly NO entrance

I thought that was normal! When the front door is being painted, go around to the back! :)

Well perhaps not if you have to jimmy the back door.

That's what WD-40 is for.

4-29-08 - Mailed I-130 & I-129F together to CSC

CSC

I-130 I-129F

5-01-08 - NOA1 5-02-08 - NOA1

5-04-08 - Touched 5-06-08 - Touched

5-05-08 - Rcvd NOA1 in mail 5-08-08 - Rcvd NOA1 in mail

5-14-08 - Touched 5-14-08 - Touched

5-20-08 - Touched

5-29-08 - NOA2................................5-29-08 - NOA2

5-30-08 - Touched............................5-30-08 - Touched

6-02-08 - Rcvd NOA2 hardcopy..........6-02-08 - Rcvd NOA2 hardcopy

NVC

6-05-08 - NVC rcvd, new # & IIN.......6-04-08 - NVC rcvd, new #

6-15-08 - NVC invoiced AOS..............6-09-08 - Shipped DHL to Bs. As.

6-15-08 - Paid AOS online..................6-11-08 - Dlvd to Embassy

6-15-08 - Sent DS-3032 email...........6-17-08 - Received e-mail Packet 3

6-17-08 - AOS shows PAID!!!............6-25-08 - Turnned in Packet 3

6-17-08 - Sent AOS pkg Fed Ex.........7-11-08 - Medical

6-23-08 - DS-3032 accepted..............8-14-08 - Interview!!!

6-26-08 - NVC says my I-864EZ is not original Signature (BS!!!)

6-28-08 - IV bill invoiced online.

7-01-08 - Paid IV Bill online

7-01-08 - Re-sent I-864EZ

7-02-08 - IV Bill show "Paid"

7-02-08 - NVC Received I-864EZ, again!!

7-03-08 - Sent DS-230 via FedEx.

7-03-08 - NVC recieves and enters new I-864EZ

7-07-08 - NVC receives and enters DS-230

7-16-08 - CASE COMPLETE!!!!

8-14-08 - Interview. APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!

8-19-08 - POE, Washington DC.

 

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