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almaty Grand Master

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dirt is always a fine topic for discussion and you are the Dali lama of dirt..

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Ah, yes! I find myself being called the Dalai Llama of Dirt to be so comforting, but yet a bit frightening!

I will try to be the comfort and the guidance to all of the people that find dirt endearing, to the best of my capability! Not to mention the capacity for hidden treasures of dirt!

But not in sweaty places, because that would lead to mud. And you KNOW how I detest mud!

Except when I step in it, barefooted, as I always AM barefooted. Somehow the evil of mud becomes the delightful squishy stuff between the toes!

And beware of this, also! If you have a doggy or a kitty, sometimes mud is not mud, if you actually can think of the Freudian mess that I am referring to. Kind of!

You may kiss the ring of the Dirt Bound Deitiness, in small letters, actually, because I find myself being the demigod of dirt, the godfather of griminess, might I add.

In a humble way, naturally.

Knowing that truck and tractor pulls, being held in the mud are so enchanting, remember that mud is not actually dirt, until one adds the water thang.

Yes, endearing, even! But also kind of nasty, mind you.

I have been the champion of dirt since I was a child, having been told constantly by my mother to wash behind my ears. I suppose that that launched me on my way to becoming the keeper of all dirt, but not mud. Never mud!

I mean, how would you like to awakened at 2 in the morning with your mother holding a soapy wash cloth, trying to wipe out the hard earned dirt behind your ears?

Ah, the horror of it all!

Remember the dirtiness of being a child! Revel in that memory! Remember this! You too can a repository for dirt, if you are deviously dirty enough!

But not muddy!

Ewwwww, mud! Gross gross gross!

Yes, born before time was recorded, I have been around when the first fishie thingy strolled out of the ocean. The humans, of course, thought this was most cute but ate it anyway.

I was there when the pyramids were built. They were just navigational points for me to use, because I always got lost in the desert. I still do!

Napoleon was much a larger fellow than history reports, also. His size was recorded when he was suffereing a case of the renown inflamed hemmorhoids, I am sorry to report. Wouldn't you be all shrunken if that happened to you?

The 2nd World War started because all of the Germans and all of the Japanese felt like going out and having a lark! Look what happened after that!

I was on the moon when the Americans landed in 1969, but I was kind of shy at the time. And I was meditating, so I didn't see them land because my eyes were closed! Sound does NOT travel in a vacuum! So I missed out on greeting them!

This new gas crisis has been done before. I remember back when it was whale oil that was in short supply! Not to mention salt, and those darling little sardines, though that was not recorded! I saw it! It's true! Not to mention back when James Carter was President of the US of A, for the gasoline/petrol shartage being now reported! I do believe that he was behind that, trying to sell peanut oil as an alternative fuel!

I shall be around long after all of you have passed away, so if you feel as if you have something important for me to keep alive in the memories of others, feel free to let me know!

Unca Rastus

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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Debbies_muddy_face.jpg

she looks like she likes mud...

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Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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Well now, I am not about to try to changes a younguns mind, you know. The childs parents must teach the child the Way of Dirt!

Yes, born before time was recorded, I have been around when the first fishie thingy strolled out of the ocean. The humans, of course, thought this was most cute but ate it anyway.

I was there when the pyramids were built. They were just navigational points for me to use, because I always got lost in the desert. I still do!

Napoleon was much a larger fellow than history reports, also. His size was recorded when he was suffereing a case of the renown inflamed hemmorhoids, I am sorry to report. Wouldn't you be all shrunken if that happened to you?

The 2nd World War started because all of the Germans and all of the Japanese felt like going out and having a lark! Look what happened after that!

I was on the moon when the Americans landed in 1969, but I was kind of shy at the time. And I was meditating, so I didn't see them land because my eyes were closed! Sound does NOT travel in a vacuum! So I missed out on greeting them!

This new gas crisis has been done before. I remember back when it was whale oil that was in short supply! Not to mention salt, and those darling little sardines, though that was not recorded! I saw it! It's true! Not to mention back when James Carter was President of the US of A, for the gasoline/petrol shartage being now reported! I do believe that he was behind that, trying to sell peanut oil as an alternative fuel!

I shall be around long after all of you have passed away, so if you feel as if you have something important for me to keep alive in the memories of others, feel free to let me know!

Unca Rastus

 

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