Do you consider yourself a VJ veteran ?

[Unca_Rastus 0]

But! I DID limit my decapacitations to Muslim Suicide Kitties! If they were wearing a suicide vest OR they were trying to get under my Garden Tractor (AHEM) to attack the Whirling Blades of Death to All Muslim Suicide Kitties and Blade Attackers.

After all, what would you all have done?

And yes, my rose bushes are tall and flowery!

And yes, I must let you know. I decided to feed a starving kitten that was and is feral, 3 years ago. Now this cat that is scared of everything from worms up to sparrows and things larger than that, is named Danger Kitty! I trapped her and took her to the vet and had her fixed so no more kitties would be born from her, and she remains on my porch, not really able to pet, but hey! I named her Danger Kitty to just scare off any other cats that come around to attack her Royal Self.

I rest my case! I don't go looking for Muslim Suicide Kitties or cats that happen to lay in wait in the tall grass to attack my mowing blades. I seem to have ridden the midwest of all such Dangers to USA Citizenry!

What a guy!

Oh, and hi, Parivar! I remember the Stina and Suj thingy!

Almaty! I thought the old story of heroism had died. *sigh*

I guess a story of unwavering patriotism is always alive some where!

Now I must climb onto my teeny little motor scooter of 49.7cc's and put on my half helmet (which is just so cute with the goggles) and ride around town and dispense my love and joy to every one!

After all, it is very difficult to be the President of Timmies Fun Time Cub and also post into here!

Anyone that wants to join my gang, just take a crayon and write on the back of your jacket or shirt 'Timmies Fun Time Club.' I think it is just as good as any old other club like The Hells Angels or the Outlaws, anyway.

Unca Rastus formerly named Tim, like Prince but without the squiggly thingie kind of name he thought up.

[almaty 19]

lol..i hope you hang aroung here, brother Rastus....and this lolcat has been looking for you...

[Unca_Rastus 0]

Man! I KNEW I missed one!

Thanks for the update. Now I have to put on my kevlar and go mowing again!

Ah, this old heart is astir with the thoughts of single handed combat against those dirty old Muslim Suicidally Vested Kitties!

And I do think that this posting can be a bit funner than listing the reasons to carry dirt from one country to another. Though there were some bright spots in there!

[Unca_Rastus 0]

Come on, guys. Do I have to come in there and restart posting about the glories of dirt?

DO I???

[KarenCee 3]

I dunno about veteran status, but I've been here nigh on three years. It seems the really good stuff happened before I joined. Then again, there's been some pretty funny stuff lately.

[Unca_Rastus 0]

Well, it seems kinda strange, every time I poke my nose into here, some kind of 'funny business' starts.

Hmmm. Funny business? Not like the Dubage I saw in some one elses post, I hope!

That would never happen on my watch, no sirree bob!

Gotta go. Somehow I have had the munchies snuck up on me. I must locate some delicious cheese doodles or chocolate or something like that. You know. To keep them from spoilage or somethig just as terrible!

[Pooky 3,816]

Well, it seems kinda strange, every time I poke my nose into here, some kind of 'funny business' starts.

Hmmm. Funny business? Not like the Dubage I saw in some one elses post, I hope!

That would never happen on my watch, no sirree bob!

Gotta go. Somehow I have had the munchies snuck up on me. I must locate some delicious cheese doodles or chocolate or something like that. You know. To keep them from spoilage or somethig just as terrible!

Unca? Starting funny business? Well I never!

Now, if only ..........

[MissStacey 1]

Am I Veteran? No. I would never consider myself one no matter how long I am around.

I too miss Aussie. She was my Goddess when I started this whole immigration thing.

[Unca_Rastus 0]

Well! Pooky? I didn't know that you cared!

Wait. Let's start afresh. I don't know you!

Do I?

This danged 8 ball thing, anyway. I keep shakin' and lookin' and it says maybe yes, maybe no.

Did I know you in the past life? More important, have you been stealing and/or kidnapping all of my feral feline friends that I once so loved but are gone now?

We had such fun together, my little fur ball friends. Now, somehow, they have disappeared.

You seem to be rather a studious person, my friend. At least I respect what you had to say on the Falkland thingie. Now, if Maggie Thatcher was still around, I think she would be my write in vote this year!

Maggie did pass away, didn't she? I think she is heaven, playing poker with Elbis and some nice dogs. In a velvet sort of way, of course.

Look out, Maggie! One of your opponents is passing a card in his hind paw, under the table!

Though I am not sure if Elbis is dead. I keep hearing about how Elbis continues to be seen in Quickeemarts and laundromats.

I miss Elbis and his sneering way, all bedecked in white pointy collared shirts and white boots and white pants, grunting out the lines about fried bologna and fried banana sammiches, while sweating profusely and jonesing over a 'hot shot' of twinkie type deliciousness.

But then, doesn't everyone? Miss him?

Where did my Elbis go, long time ago...When will he ever learn? When will he ever learn? When will he evvvveeeerrrr learn?

Man, I think that I am going to cry now. Sorry. Must dab at my eyes and learn to smile once more.

Oh, Elbis...my Elbis. You are sorely missed.

[Sister Fracas 5]

Someone mention kitties?

[chri'stina 190]

Frances-Welcome back from your trip! Did you have fun?

[almaty 19]

Come on, guys. Do I have to come in there and restart posting about the glories of dirt?

DO I???

i miss the dirt thread

Someone mention kitties?

hola to my bff

[Unca_Rastus 0]

Oh, dirt. What are you, if not dirty? Where are you, if not laying around, in other dirt?

Dirt. Where doesn't it appear? The dirt on Mars seems to be perchlorate ridden, so let the wise invest in Martian dirt, because perchlorates make for some fine explosives and rocket fuel!

Every single person seems to washing their clothes and their bodies and their cars, to get rid of the dirt.

Why? Dirt was here first! Every person is making a to do about being 'clean.' What is cleanliness?

The more dirt that one shows on their house, their clothing, their bodies and their cars will receive a year of good happenings! And you must send this on to ten people with 1 hour or you will have misfortune for a year!

Where does food grow, except eating things that grow from---dirt! So they are dirty too, so quit interjecting, veggies grow in dirt! And if anyone is trying to assert that great veggies and fishies can be grown hydroponically, I think that water is a derivative of dirt!

What is a bean, if it doesn't have magical thingies drawn from the dirt around its tiny little rooty dudes? And isn't a bean the magical fruit? The more you eat, the more you toot? The more you toot, the better you feel, so let's have beans at every meal!

Mentioning fruit, Carmen Miranda, the fruit hatted lady died along time ago on this day! And she is taking a dirt nap!

All right now! You all know of the wonderful qualities of dirt! Mud has evil properties, though. If one sweats, they must take a shower or a bath in the dirt type derivative water to banish the dirt on their bodies that have turned to mud.

That is all I have to say on this most dirty subject.

Until I eat some more dirt supported beans and have another brain toot.

Make it so! (Yes, Jean Luc Picard had that statement going for him. I have appropriated it for the time being.

Be dirty! Rejoice!

And keep your kids minds from being dirty. That is another subject, where 'filthy' would be more appropriate.

Let me ask all of you.

Is there anything that dirt can't do?

There, Almaty. You gots me head back into dirt. I so tried to keep the dirt thread alive years ago, even if I didn't originally come up with that original post!

May your day be dirty! But not filthy or muddy! That would be gross.

[almaty 19]

Oh, dirt. What are you, if not dirty? Where are you, if not laying around, in other dirt?

Dirt. Where doesn't it appear? The dirt on Mars seems to be perchlorate ridden, so let the wise invest in Martian dirt, because perchlorates make for some fine explosives and rocket fuel!

Every single person seems to washing their clothes and their bodies and their cars, to get rid of the dirt.

Why? Dirt was here first! Every person is making a to do about being 'clean.' What is cleanliness?

The more dirt that one shows on their house, their clothing, their bodies and their cars will receive a year of good happenings! And you must send this on to ten people with 1 hour or you will have misfortune for a year!

Where does food grow, except eating things that grow from---dirt! So they are dirty too, so quit interjecting, veggies grow in dirt! And if anyone is trying to assert that great veggies and fishies can be grown hydroponically, I think that water is a derivative of dirt!

What is a bean, if it doesn't have magical thingies drawn from the dirt around its tiny little rooty dudes? And isn't a bean the magical fruit? The more you eat, the more you toot? The more you toot, the better you feel, so let's have beans at every meal!

Mentioning fruit, Carmen Miranda, the fruit hatted lady died along time ago on this day! And she is taking a dirt nap!

All right now! You all know of the wonderful qualities of dirt! Mud has evil properties, though. If one sweats, they must take a shower or a bath in the dirt type derivative water to banish the dirt on their bodies that have turned to mud.

That is all I have to say on this most dirty subject.

Until I eat some more dirt supported beans and have another brain toot.

Make it so! (Yes, Jean Luc Picard had that statement going for him. I have appropriated it for the time being.

Be dirty! Rejoice!

And keep your kids minds from being dirty. That is another subject, where 'filthy' would be more appropriate.

Let me ask all of you.

Is there anything that dirt can't do?

There, Almaty. You gots me head back into dirt. I so tried to keep the dirt thread alive years ago, even if I didn't originally come up with that original post!

May your day be dirty! But not filthy or muddy! That would be gross.

Carmen Miranda, FTW!

[Unca_Rastus 0]

There! I was being serious, and this is what I get?

Wash the filth off your tongue, Dirty Almaty!

Or don't. You wouldn't want to lose out on the dirty chainmail thing suggested in my mighty posting.

Dirtio, oh Dirtio, wherefor art thou, Dirtio?

And I likes yer feelthy animule, drinking it up at the bar. I would say something about burros, but I can't seem to think of a way to include burritos in this posting.

Except I just did. But you know what I mean!

Dirty old burro, anyway! It being small, so burrito does have a place in this posting, anyway.

Ahhh! Dirty Old Burrito! Now THAT is travelling, using dirt roads! And getting dirty riding the mighty small dirty burrito, also!

I raise my champagne flute, full of dirt, and toast you! Dirty days, indeedy do!

I gots me a dirty mind, if I must say so myself!

Edited August 5, 2008 by Unca_Rastus