What constitutes a “normal” bowel movement?

[jelti 0]

Why do you want her colon lubed?

Ok Merc, one of us is seriously perverted. Not sure if it's you or me though.

I think it's Yodrak.....didn't know he got his freak on like that.

LMAO!!

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

A little known fact

poop must be stored at room temperature

For what?

In the nuclear industry we can use fecal samples to determine internal dose. You essentially poop in a bucket and store it in your fridge until you turn it in. AKA sh!tting in a bucket..

A funny trick is to eat unpopped popcorn so when they dry the sample in a microwave it gives them a SURPRISE!!!!!

[Ban Hammer 13,337]

A little known fact

poop must be stored at room temperature

For what?

In the nuclear industry we can use fecal samples to determine internal dose. You essentially poop in a bucket and store it in your fridge until you turn it in. AKA sh!tting in a bucket..

A funny trick is to eat unpopped popcorn so when they dry the sample in a microwave it gives them a SURPRISE!!!!!

hope they don't heat their lunch in that microwave

[pj1959us 0]

A little known fact

poop must be stored at room temperature

For what?

In the nuclear industry we can use fecal samples to determine internal dose. You essentially poop in a bucket and store it in your fridge until you turn it in. AKA sh!tting in a bucket..

A funny trick is to eat unpopped popcorn so when they dry the sample in a microwave it gives them a SURPRISE!!!!!

Ah, of course.

But, how is storing the poo in a fridge the same as storing it at room temperature?

They should re-check your internal dose....I think working in the nuclear industry has warped your sense of humor

[DavidN 1]

well..this conversation at work keeps getting interesting to say the least.

There's a new scenario with a question.

You're in stall #3, you unleash your load, you take an exploratory wipe, everything looks clean, you go about your business, everyone's happy.

But what if your exploratory wipe doesn't come back clean? Do you wipe endlessly? Do you excercise your "3-wipes-is-good-enough" rule? Do you use half a roll to "get clean"? Do you break out with a wet towellete?

[mercuryroad 0]

well..this conversation at work keeps getting interesting to say the least.

There's a new scenario with a question.

You're in stall #3, you unleash your load, you take an exploratory wipe, everything looks clean, you go about your business, everyone's happy.

But what if your exploratory wipe doesn't come back clean? Do you wipe endlessly? Do you excercise your "3-wipes-is-good-enough" rule? Do you use half a roll to "get clean"? Do you break out with a wet towellete?

Clean at all costs......use a shop vac if necessary

[DavidN 1]

keeping on a similar theme:

World's Deadliest Creature

.

[almaty 19]

keeping on a similar theme:

World's Deadliest Creature

.

that is just wrong