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A little known fact

poop must be stored at room temperature

For what? :unsure:

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As far as I am concerned, its best not to store poo at ALL!

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ok, who as so bored they posted this topic? :lol:

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I eat this every morning. It makes a nice #######. 13 grams of fiber per serving.

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You must have the cleanest colon ever.

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Going to have to talk with the wife about this...

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Add essential fatty acids to your diet (flax seed oil, borage oil, fish oils). These help in lubricating the colon ....

Hahaha.....wow dude....that's some personal info!

Why do you want her colon lubed?

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Going to have to talk with the wife about this...

Yodrak

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Add essential fatty acids to your diet (flax seed oil, borage oil, fish oils). These help in lubricating the colon ....

Hahaha.....wow dude....that's some personal info!

Why do you want her colon lubed?

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Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Going to have to talk with the wife about this...

Yodrak

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Add essential fatty acids to your diet (flax seed oil, borage oil, fish oils). These help in lubricating the colon ....

Hahaha.....wow dude....that's some personal info!

Why do you want her colon lubed?

sometimes called Joy Juice by certain specific people

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Going to have to talk with the wife about this...

Yodrak

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Add essential fatty acids to your diet (flax seed oil, borage oil, fish oils). These help in lubricating the colon ....

Hahaha.....wow dude....that's some personal info!

Why do you want her colon lubed?

sometimes called Joy Juice by certain specific people

:huh::huh::huh:

:whistle: sister faith, that is the name... :yes:

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Why do you want her colon lubed?

Ok Merc, one of us is seriously perverted. Not sure if it's you or me though. :whistle:

I think it's Yodrak.....didn't know he got his freak on like that.

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2/1/06 Packet 3 and 4 in the mail

3/15/06 Interview - neither approved nor declined need to send in Migratory Movement Certificate AP

3/20/06 Migratory Movement Certificate for myself and fiancee sent to US Embassy in Lima

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5/19/06 I leave for Peru to pick up mi amor

5/25/06 Lucia and I arrive in Chicago

7/01/06 Legal Marriage

9/09/06 Religious Wedding

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