MY PRIVATE PART DIED

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MY PRIVATE PART DIED

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Freda asked him if there was anything wrong,

'Yes, Nurse Freda,' said Mr. Wallace.

'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,

she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part

hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Freda. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said,

'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.

Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Freda I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace.

'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Freda, 'you did tell me that,

but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

(You've gotta love this .)

'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'

[Nagishkaw 510]

[Savanphil 3]

[*JG* 2]

OMG.....that is so horribly bad!

[Aymerlu 3]

[sara..... 371]

MY PRIVATE PART DIED

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Freda asked him if there was anything wrong,

'Yes, Nurse Freda,' said Mr. Wallace.

'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,

she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part

hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Freda. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said,

'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.

Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Freda I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace.

'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Freda, 'you did tell me that,

but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

(You've gotta love this .)

'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ronjie 0]

MY PRIVATE PART DIED

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Freda asked him if there was anything wrong,

'Yes, Nurse Freda,' said Mr. Wallace.

'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,

she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part

hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Freda. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said,

'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.

Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Freda I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace.

'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Freda, 'you did tell me that,

but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

(You've gotta love this .)

'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'

love it

[Muh and me 18]

I almost spit out my french fries!!!!

[amiquechu 0]

Back in my fraternity days, a few of us would occasionally walk around with our nuts hanging out through our zipper. We referred to this as a "Prairie Chicken". If you caught anyone looking at your prairie chicken, you got to hit them.

[MrsCat 6]

Back in my fraternity days, a few of us would occasionally walk around with our nuts hanging out through our zipper. We referred to this as a "Prairie Chicken". If you caught anyone looking at your prairie chicken, you got to hit them.

not sure what's funnier - the joke or your nuts hanging out of the house.

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[Steve Y Jessica 1]

Back in my fraternity days, a few of us would occasionally walk around with our nuts hanging out through our zipper. We referred to this as a "Prairie Chicken". If you caught anyone looking at your prairie chicken, you got to hit them.

Me and my friends didn't have anything showing. We would just go to Main Street where everyone would cruise up and down the street on Friday and Saturday nights. Then we would park my friends pick up on the side of the road and get in the back holding a big sign that said "FREE PETTING ZOO"

[amiquechu 0]

Our fraternity also had a tradition called "the fountain run". It's something you can choose to do when you turn 21. During my years, there were only about 7 or 8 of us who did it. It basically involves hopping in the back of a truck naked (shoes only). The driver drops you off at the fountain in the middle of campus...in the middle of the day during classes (campus of about 25,000). You have to jump in the fountain, swim around for a minute, then run back to the fraternity house....a little over a mile away. When I did it, there were four of us who did the run at the same time, and three of us wore a Telly-Tubby hat thingy (I was Po - and no, nobody was Tinky Winky). We were a pretty big hit with a few of the ladies that were out on campus during our run. We even stopped and talked to some of the people we knew. A pretty fun experience

One of the guys' girlfriend took pictures of the trek. If anyone's interested, I'll see if he still has the pictures.

Edited July 22, 2008 by SKTEAMO

[Mina76 0]

MY PRIVATE PART DIED

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Freda asked him if there was anything wrong,

'Yes, Nurse Freda,' said Mr. Wallace.

'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,

she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part

hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Freda. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said,

'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.

Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Freda I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace.

'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Freda, 'you did tell me that,

but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

(You've gotta love this .)

'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'

Sooooo funny!!!

[Dawny&Tommy 0]