And the blonde said

[brnidokiegurl 0]

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive

double-pane energy efficient kind. Today I got a call from the contractor who

installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year

ago. and I still hadn't paid for them.

Helllooooo? Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically

stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year:

in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a

year, I told him.

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just

hung-up. He never called back. I guess I won that stupid argument. I'm sure he felt

like an idiot

...................................................................

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away.

She said, "But we don't know anything about each other."

He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along."

So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice private resort.

One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife.

After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.

She said, "That was incredible!"

He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths.

After seventy-five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel and was hardly out of breath.

He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"

"No," she said, "I was a prostitute in Memphis, but I worked both sides of the Mississippi!"

Edited July 21, 2008 by brnidokiegurl

[almaty 19]

blonde jokes, FTW!

[Nagishkaw 510]

0i.

[Sassy1natl 0]

Why does it always have to be a blonde?!

[dalegg 143]

in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a

year, I told him.

I should have tried that.

[Muh and me 18]

in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a

year, I told him.

I should have tried that.

[Saddle Bronc 124]

:lol:

[DairyFarmer 1]