The MENA thread about nothing

[~*Dorothy*~ 2]

Twinkle twinkle little star

oh I wish I had a car

Roadtrips friendships and some fun

Oh so sad that I have none

Here and there I would go

Pop some music and I flow

Share a story with a twist

Who is next on Jackie's list

[Nagishkaw 510]

She has a list on hand, you see

I know that one and it aint me

So let her list forever be

a great and mighty mystery

[brnidokiegurl 0]

Oh that list, we wonder who

we all know it could be you, you or you

[~*Dorothy*~ 2]

The list keeps on growing

As time is flowing

New memories and old friends

Do I even stand a chance???

[~*Dorothy*~ 2]

Can't stop my mind from dreaming

about the sunshine gleaming

as I pass from state to state

hoping to meet my fate

......

I'm on the roll

my hear is racing

I pay the toll

the wind is dancing

Edited July 23, 2008 by Lost in NY

[brnidokiegurl 0]

We drove thru the gates and were allowed to pass

only to realize we had no gas

[Nagishkaw 510]

Till Charles came

and offered some

and let one rip

straight out his bum

[brnidokiegurl 0]

Oh my oh my what will we do,

You see he blew our list into.

Do we turn left or do we turn right

we wish if we may and wish if we might

I think we are lost and wont return tonight

[~*Dorothy*~ 2]

Just wait a minute

things may work out

We need Miss Amal

To figure this one out

[brnidokiegurl 0]

Amal is asleep and counting her sheep

To leave us alone so we cant get home

I wonder why she dont answer her phone

Oh we dont like being left all alone

Edited July 23, 2008 by brnidokiegurl

[~*Dorothy*~ 2]

Her vision and pure precision

will guide this group into the right decision

let us unite our forces and heart

this woman has some serious "smarts"

Don't despair little one

Nagi is here to bring back the fun

Charles doesn't stand a chance

as we work the strategy plans

Edited July 23, 2008 by Lost in NY

[~*Dorothy*~ 2]

Our creative juices are flowing

as Dolly's forces are growing

Be safe if you are in her path

as she is unloading her wrath*

* I agree this is a little too much but I must be on something tonight...Apologies if I have offended anyone...

[~PalmTreeGurl~ 154]

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her

girlfriends when Steven a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy,

middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not

take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked

directly toward her. (As All men will.) Before she could offer her

apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her,

'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no

matter how kinky, for $20.00......

on one condition'

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition Was. The man replied,

'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, And then slowly

removed a $20 bill from her purse, Which she pressed into the man's hand

along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly And

meaningfully said...

'Clean my house.'

----------------------

Oh you go girl!

edited by Tam - Sorry if you are a man and named Steven!

Edited July 23, 2008 by TamaraLovesAdam

[~*Dorothy*~ 2]

Good one

[~PalmTreeGurl~ 154]

Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of

the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful

Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious

of a relationship between Brian and his roommate, Stephanie, and this

had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.

Hester started to wonder if there was more between Brian and his

roommate, Stephanie, than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian

volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you

Stephanie and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your

mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver

gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well,

I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote:

"Dear Mother,

I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm

not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains

that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Brian"

The next day, Brian received an email from his mother that read:

"Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not saying

that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if

she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by

now.

Love, Mom"

LESSON OF THE DAY ... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!!!!