The MENA thread about nothing

[Sassy1natl 0]

Mary had a little lamb

who's stash was white as snow

and every where that Mary went

they both enjoyed a blow!

Edited July 30, 2008 by Sassy1natl

[brnidokiegurl 0]

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB

Her father shot it dead

Now it goes to school with her

Between two hunks of bread.

[Nagishkaw 510]

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB

Her father shot it dead

Now it goes to school with her

Between two hunks of bread.

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

A pocket where money is keep by modern day prostitutes is currently referred to as a snatch.

brings new meaning to packing it........

[brnidokiegurl 0]

i will apoligize before i post

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,

All over the bedside clock.

The little dog laughed to see such fun.

Then died of electric shock.

GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,

Kissed the girls and made them cry.

And when the boys came out to play,

He kissed them too 'cause he was gay

JACK AND JILL Went up the hill

To have a little fun.

Stupid Jill forgot the pill

And now they have a son

Mary had a little pig,

She kept it fat and plastered;

And when the price of pork went up,

She shot the little #######

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

Or the word deposit.

What happens when you cash in? lol

I don't think they do cash it in but rather give it to their pimps. It's also called their trap. Anytime I carry cash I have to wonder was it stuffed up in some prostitutes trap so another prostitute won't steal it. It makes me feel like Monk wanting to wash everything.

Edited July 30, 2008 by Olivia*

[Leyla 0]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris?

[Nagishkaw 510]

i will apoligize before i post

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,

All over the bedside clock.

The little dog laughed to see such fun.

Then died of electric shock.

GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,

Kissed the girls and made them cry.

And when the boys came out to play,

He kissed them too 'cause he was gay

JACK AND JILL Went up the hill

To have a little fun.

Stupid Jill forgot the pill

And now they have a son

Mary had a little pig,

She kept it fat and plastered;

And when the price of pork went up,

She shot the little #######

:rofl:

[maggieNomar 0]

whose Mary and why is she contrary and do we care? she prob went up the hill with jack and jill pushed jill down so she could have her way with jack since he had forgotten his way to the beanstalk.

After a roll down the hill and a cigarette they went to town but the london bridge fell down and jack spratt said see now you know why you shouldnt eat any fat. Continueing on they went past the house that held the old woman and all her children what she didnt realize was 3 of the kids were actually blind mice but being she was so old she couldnt tell.

Going on down the lane they were singing hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle and thinking its almost party time baby. THere will be dancing and food and you know how nimble that jack is hard to believe he can do those (tricks) over the candle stick how he doesnt burn anything. At the party was all this food but the pumpkin kept disappearing because peter peter pumpkin eater couldnt get his fill and he will definately be sorry tomorrow

All had fun but soon the old clock said hickory dickory dock the mouse ran up the clock, the clock struck 3 and thats the end of the partttttttttt e

the end

ty ty ty

You are a genius!!

Or the word deposit.

What happens when you cash in? lol

I don't think they do cash it in but rather give it to their pimps. It's also called their trap. Anytime I carry cash I have to wonder was it stuffed up in some prostitutes trap so another prostitute won't steal it. It makes me feel like Monk wanting to wash everything.

I hear you Olivia. I was looking at my folded money today and wondering where it had been?

[Leyla 0]

My favorite Chuck Norris Facts:

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

[maggieNomar 0]

Oh dear.

I found out not long ago that a good friend of mine used to train with Chuck Norris. Your facts did not include his real name. Do you happen to know it?

[Leyla 0]

Oh dear.

I found out not long ago that a good friend of mine used to train with Chuck Norris. Your facts did not include his real name. Do you happen to know it?

chuck Norris' real name? ??

[Leyla 0]

Since this IS the thread about nothing......

Has anyone watched "The secret lives of women"? on WE? I am watching one called "Unexpected Love" There is a girl that is 2'4 engaged to a man that is 6'4. There are a lot more stories but it's interesting.

[Y's_habibitk 2]

Since this IS the thread about nothing......

Has anyone watched "The secret lives of women"? on WE? I am watching one called "Unexpected Love" There is a girl that is 2'4 engaged to a man that is 6'4. There are a lot more stories but it's interesting.

Im watching that right now! lol I saw them and their baby on some other docu show before lol

[amal 4]

Since this IS the thread about nothing......

Has anyone watched "The secret lives of women"? on WE? I am watching one called "Unexpected Love" There is a girl that is 2'4 engaged to a man that is 6'4. There are a lot more stories but it's interesting.

Im watching that right now! lol I saw them and their baby on some other docu show before lol

I wonder if that's legit. I'm not saying it can't happen but ... ... well, the're asking for attention, that's all I'm saying...