The MENA thread about nothing

[ohiobuck 0]

Hope you all find this funny and that no one is offended by this joke. Please enjoy:

A business man arrives a day early for a trip for a business conference and he finds himself free in the afternoon since the conference starts the next morning and he decides to search out a golf course to play some golf. Unfortunately it turns out to not be his day for golf, because his golf game seemed a bit off so he loses track of his score. And also because this is the first time he’s played at this golf course he also losses track of which hole he is playing. Finally he spots a lady who is playing on the hole in front of him, so he yells out and asks her which hole she’s at so he can figure out he is playing on the 4th hole. He goes back to playing and pretty much things continue as before and he finds he’s lost track again. Several holes later he spots the lady again and he asks her again which hole she’s at and she tells him he’s at the 14th hole. He then tells her “you’ve been very helpful to be good enough to tell me which hole I am at, that I want to buy you a drink when we finish up”, which she excepts.

Once they get to the bar they order their drinks and start talking and getting to know each other. When he asks her what she does for a living she says, I make it a habit of never telling. He asks he why she can’t tell him her job and she says because you will laugh, everyone does when I tell them. He tells her, he promises not to laugh and she finally agrees. She tells him that she sells tampons for a living and he falls down on the floor rolling around laughing. The lady gets a little upset and says you promised you wouldn’t laugh at my job. He then says, no I am laughing at myself because I sell toilet paper for a living. So that means I am still one hole behind you.

Paula

[morocco4ever 63]

ewwwww!!!

[amal 4]

i want creame filled long johns with any topping.... bavarian creme is fine, the white cream is fine, and even butterscotch cream is ok...... i need comfort food

am i

rubbing

off on you?

was it good for you?

i'm busy getting her a

I think a napkin will suffice. I only got some bavarian cream on my chin.

Gee Amal you didn't even share!

You'll have to ask charles about that....

[Ban Hammer 13,133]

[amal 4]

do u take credit ? I'm all outta 1's

[Ban Hammer 13,133]

do u take credit ? I'm all outta 1's

um no i don't, now get that credit card away from my butt!

[brnidokiegurl 0]

look in your change purse, you dont need to break a dollar

[amal 4]

look in your change purse, you dont need to break a dollar

last I knew he only charged 0.25 cents....

Charles, when did you go to butt credit card machine class?

[Ban Hammer 13,133]

look in your change purse, you dont need to break a dollar

[amal 4]

look in your change purse, you dont need to break a dollar

It's ok Charles, I'm sure Jackie will let you borrow hers every now and then....

[maggieNomar 0]

i want creame filled long johns with any topping.... bavarian creme is fine, the white cream is fine, and even butterscotch cream is ok...... i need comfort food

am i

rubbing

off on you?

was it good for you?

i'm busy getting her a

I think a napkin will suffice. I only got some bavarian cream on my chin.

Gee Amal you didn't even share!

I can't say I read this entire thing, just towards the end. I have no idea how it started but I am feeling a little flushed by the topic.

It's best if you just move on to the next topic M4E!!

[maggieNomar 0]

look in your change purse, you dont need to break a dollar

It's ok Charles, I'm sure Jackie will let you borrow hers every now and then....

Jackie only shares her fatmax, not her change purse.

[morocco4ever 63]

I am eating popcorn.

[maggieNomar 0]

I am eating popcorn.

Don't bother. This too is a peaceful thread and all popcorn will do is add inches to your hips.

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

Oops I had a piece of chocolate cake. Now very vegan of me but Mom just made it last night and it was calling my name from the kitchen.