The MENA thread about nothing

[Nagishkaw 510]

Maggie, it is your birthday???? If so, Happy Birthday!

Yep, that is my favourite foods! Dip is kinda a luxury item, though.

[maggieNomar 0]

potato chips and cake.

cool. I got chips. You bring cake.

Hey Maggie!!! Happy Birthday!!!!! :dance: :dance:

thanks Noura and Nagi

[Nagishkaw 510]

You have to wait for tomorrow on that cake. Im broke joke till then.

[brnidokiegurl 0]

Maggies birthday?

[maggieNomar 0]

Maggies birthday?

Hey don't let my birthday put a stop to the posting girls. They moved that topic to a new thread so let's continue eating over here.

[ohiobuck 0]

Two blind airline pilots arrive at the airline gate. One of the pilots is using a seeing eye dog and the other pilot uses a cane to enter the plane. As the two pilots pass the passengers in the plane the passengers on their way to their cabin, the passengers start to get a little concerned and ask the Flight Attendants if everything is okay. The passengers are assured everything is okay and they go on with the regular boarding. After a while the passengers begin to relax, thinking it has to be a joke so they get into the normal routine of preparing for a flight and reading their magazines. Then the plane starts to taxi to the runway and the passengers watch out the window wondering. Soon the plane is lined up to take off and it’s released for take off. As soon as the plane takes off everyone can’t help but be nervous as they watch outside the windows as the plane runs down the runway. Then they realize they are getting close to the end of the runway which has a lake at the end of it and it has still hasn’t lifted up. Just at that minute the passengers start yelling and screaming. And just as fast the plane lifts off and the plane rises smoothly and soon settles into smooth flight so the passengers relax and sit back for the flight thinking everything is okay.

Just after take off the Co-Pilot tells the Pilot, “you know, one of these days the passengers are not going to start yelling late”

Paula

[amal 4]

i want creame filled long johns with any topping.... bavarian creme is fine, the white cream is fine, and even butterscotch cream is ok...... i need comfort food

[brnidokiegurl 0]

i want creame filled long johns with any topping.... bavarian creme is fine, the white cream is fine, and even butterscotch cream is ok...... i need comfort food

[amal 4]

i want creame filled long johns with any topping.... bavarian creme is fine, the white cream is fine, and even butterscotch cream is ok...... i need comfort food

the donut silly!

[brnidokiegurl 0]

ck out my wedding video

[Alhamdulillah 0]

WHY PARENTS HAVE GRAY HAIR!

============================

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees

about an urgent problem with one of the main computers.

He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with

a child's whispered, "Hello?"

Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a

youngster the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?"

"Yes", whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?" the man asked.

To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."

Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy

there?" "Yes", came the answer.

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left

home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with

the person who should be there watching over the child.

"Is there any one there besides you?" the boss asked the child.

"Yes" whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home,

the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy," whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came the whispered

answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like

a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked,

"What is that noise?"

"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.

In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team

just landed the hello-copper." Alarmed, concerned, and more

than just a little frustrated the boss asked,

"What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled

giggle:

"Me"

That was GREAT!!! I have to send this to my mommy!!!!!!

[Nagishkaw 510]

i want creame filled long johns with any topping.... bavarian creme is fine, the white cream is fine, and even butterscotch cream is ok...... i need comfort food

[Ban Hammer 13,555]

i want creame filled long johns with any topping.... bavarian creme is fine, the white cream is fine, and even butterscotch cream is ok...... i need comfort food

am i rubbing off on you?

[brnidokiegurl 0]

her or me?

[amal 4]

i want creame filled long johns with any topping.... bavarian creme is fine, the white cream is fine, and even butterscotch cream is ok...... i need comfort food

am i

rubbing

off on you?