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I agree, very good things to live by. A good marriage is alot of hard work, and you can never take a day off. And 12 is important, resolve all issues before going to sleep.

But, kiss only 10 seconds a day? Me and by wife would die!!

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26. Women, do not forget about BJ's. You did it before we got married!! It is not just a birthday present now!

27. Men, do not forget about foreplay. You did it before we got married!! It is not just a birthday present now! :P:devil::jest:

Saludos,

Caro

I thought foreplay was a BJ. :unsure:

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I agree, very good things to live by. A good marriage is alot of hard work, and you can never take a day off. And 12 is important, resolve all issues before going to sleep.

But, kiss only 10 seconds a day? Me and by wife would die!!

To add:

26. Women, do not forget about BJ's. You did it before we got married!! It is not just a birthday present now!

27. Men, do not forget about foreplay. You did it before we got married!! It is not just a birthday present now! :P:devil::jest:

Saludos,

Caro

I thought foreplay was a BJ. :unsure:

foreplay for women.......

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Men dont forget most things you have ever learned, you dressed nice, shaved and showerd and had manners they didnt just disappear over night (and dont forget ANY birthday present)

Dang Brnid, you are HARSH!! :devil:

And what do us men get in return for all this lol?...............Oh grief.

Apparently a BJ according to Steve. :whistle:

I agree, very good things to live by. A good marriage is alot of hard work, and you can never take a day off. And 12 is important, resolve all issues before going to sleep.

But, kiss only 10 seconds a day? Me and by wife would die!!

To add:

26. Women, do not forget about BJ's. You did it before we got married!! It is not just a birthday present now!

27. Men, do not forget about foreplay. You did it before we got married!! It is not just a birthday present now! :P:devil::jest:

Saludos,

Caro

I thought foreplay was a BJ. :unsure:

foreplay for women.......

1241364674_a43a096714.jpg

Hey Charles is that Nessa? She is pretty.

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Men dont forget most things you have ever learned, you dressed nice, shaved and showerd and had manners they didnt just disappear over night (and dont forget ANY birthday present)

Dang Brnid, you are HARSH!! :devil:

And what do us men get in return for all this lol?...............Oh grief.

Apparently a BJ according to Steve. :whistle:

I agree, very good things to live by. A good marriage is alot of hard work, and you can never take a day off. And 12 is important, resolve all issues before going to sleep.

But, kiss only 10 seconds a day? Me and by wife would die!!

To add:

26. Women, do not forget about BJ's. You did it before we got married!! It is not just a birthday present now!

27. Men, do not forget about foreplay. You did it before we got married!! It is not just a birthday present now! :P:devil::jest:

Saludos,

Caro

I thought foreplay was a BJ. :unsure:

foreplay for women.......

1241364674_a43a096714.jpg

Hey Charles is that Nessa? She is pretty.

That IS charles

TIMELINE

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06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

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02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

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10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

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BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

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wonderful!

AOS/EAD

o5-29-08--SENT THE AOS PACKAGE TO USCIS

o5-31-08--Item was delivered at 5:35 AM in CHICAGO, IL 60680.

o6-04-08--USCIS recieved the AOS and EAD package

o6-10-08--AOS and EAD NOA date

o6-14-08--Recieved a AOS and EAD notice for Biometric on June 24, 2008

o6-24-08--AOS and EAD Biometrics done today! @ 9:00 a.m in West Palm Fl.

o6-24-08--AOS and EAD touch!

o6-25-08--AOS and EAD touch!

o7-08-08--AOS case transfered to CSC

o7-11-08--AOS case pending at CSC

o8-07-08--EAD Card Production Ordered today!CRIS

o8-14-08--AOS touched

o8-15-08--Email from CRIS Welcoming for a new resident in the USA

o8-15-08--Email from CRIS EAD notice approval

o8-15-08--EAD card arrived in the mail, EAD was approved in 70 days.

o8-18-08--Received hard copy of WELCOME LETTER as a new resident in the USA

o8-25-08--GREEN CARD Card Production Ordered

o8-29-08--AOS Approved! without Interview

o9-02-08--Received GREEN CARD with out INTERVIEW, with out RFE.

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Men dont forget most things you have ever learned, you dressed nice, shaved and showerd and had manners they didnt just disappear over night (and dont forget ANY birthday present)

Dang Brnid, you are HARSH!! :devil:

And what do us men get in return for all this lol?...............Oh grief.

Apparently a BJ according to Steve. :whistle:

I agree, very good things to live by. A good marriage is alot of hard work, and you can never take a day off. And 12 is important, resolve all issues before going to sleep.

But, kiss only 10 seconds a day? Me and by wife would die!!

To add:

26. Women, do not forget about BJ's. You did it before we got married!! It is not just a birthday present now!

27. Men, do not forget about foreplay. You did it before we got married!! It is not just a birthday present now! :P:devil::jest:

Saludos,

Caro

I thought foreplay was a BJ. :unsure:

foreplay for women.......

1241364674_a43a096714.jpg

Hey Charles is that Nessa? She is pretty.

That IS charles

:bonk: and no, that's not nessa either. :secret: here's a hint, that's a german and a french license plate in the background.

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And what do us men get in return for all this lol?...............Oh grief.

Men get in return: Total Respect

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:bonk: and no, that's not nessa either. :secret: here's a hint, that's a german and a french license plate in the background.

Looks like British license plates (front and rear), a British store and a British road sign to me. :whistle:

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Men dont forget most things you have ever learned, you dressed nice, shaved and showerd and had manners they didnt just disappear over night (and dont forget ANY birthday present)

Dang Brnid, you are HARSH!! :devil:

And what do us men get in return for all this lol?...............Oh grief.

Apparently a BJ according to Steve. :whistle:

I agree, very good things to live by. A good marriage is alot of hard work, and you can never take a day off. And 12 is important, resolve all issues before going to sleep.

But, kiss only 10 seconds a day? Me and by wife would die!!

To add:

26. Women, do not forget about BJ's. You did it before we got married!! It is not just a birthday present now!

27. Men, do not forget about foreplay. You did it before we got married!! It is not just a birthday present now! :P:devil::jest:

Saludos,

Caro

I thought foreplay was a BJ. :unsure:

foreplay for women.......

1241364674_a43a096714.jpg

Hey Charles is that Nessa? She is pretty.

That IS charles

:bonk: and no, that's not nessa either. :secret: here's a hint, that's a german and a french license plate in the background.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

AOS/EAD

o5-29-08--SENT THE AOS PACKAGE TO USCIS

o5-31-08--Item was delivered at 5:35 AM in CHICAGO, IL 60680.

o6-04-08--USCIS recieved the AOS and EAD package

o6-10-08--AOS and EAD NOA date

o6-14-08--Recieved a AOS and EAD notice for Biometric on June 24, 2008

o6-24-08--AOS and EAD Biometrics done today! @ 9:00 a.m in West Palm Fl.

o6-24-08--AOS and EAD touch!

o6-25-08--AOS and EAD touch!

o7-08-08--AOS case transfered to CSC

o7-11-08--AOS case pending at CSC

o8-07-08--EAD Card Production Ordered today!CRIS

o8-14-08--AOS touched

o8-15-08--Email from CRIS Welcoming for a new resident in the USA

o8-15-08--Email from CRIS EAD notice approval

o8-15-08--EAD card arrived in the mail, EAD was approved in 70 days.

o8-18-08--Received hard copy of WELCOME LETTER as a new resident in the USA

o8-25-08--GREEN CARD Card Production Ordered

o8-29-08--AOS Approved! without Interview

o9-02-08--Received GREEN CARD with out INTERVIEW, with out RFE.

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Men dont forget most things you have ever learned, you dressed nice, shaved and showerd and had manners they didnt just disappear over night (and dont forget ANY birthday present)

Dang Brnid, you are HARSH!! :devil:

And what do us men get in return for all this lol?...............Oh grief.

Apparently a BJ according to Steve. :whistle:

I agree, very good things to live by. A good marriage is alot of hard work, and you can never take a day off. And 12 is important, resolve all issues before going to sleep.

But, kiss only 10 seconds a day? Me and by wife would die!!

To add:

26. Women, do not forget about BJ's. You did it before we got married!! It is not just a birthday present now!

27. Men, do not forget about foreplay. You did it before we got married!! It is not just a birthday present now! :P:devil::jest:

Saludos,

Caro

I thought foreplay was a BJ. :unsure:

foreplay for women.......

1241364674_a43a096714.jpg

Hey Charles is that Nessa? She is pretty.

That IS charles

:bonk: and no, that's not nessa either. :secret: here's a hint, that's a german and a french license plate in the background.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

i'm pretty sure she's a he :whistle:



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* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

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*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
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*04/15/11: approval letter
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She is a he :secret::yes:

12/03/2005: Married

10/13/2006: Interview Approved

10/26/2006: POE: EWR (ARRIVED) [/size]

182 days from filing to Visa in Hand!!![/color]

AOS/EAD

01/22/2007: Sent to The Lockbox.....let the games begin.....again

02/02/2007: NOA1's for both....the waiting game officially begins

02/15/2007: Biometrics appt.

04/11/2007: EAD APPROVED!! YI-HAW

04/21/2007: Received SSN#

05/23/2007: AOS Interview -------> APPROOOOOOVED!!!!!!

05/29/2007: Received Welcome letter

06/04/2007: Green Card in Hand!!!

122 Days from filing AOS to Green Card in Hand!!!

REMOVING CONDITIONS

05/21/2009: Filed to Remove Conditions

6/18/2009: Biometrics Done

09/14/2009: Approved!!!

Citizenship

2/15/2011: Filed N-400

3/28/2011: Biometrics <-- Done

5/09/2011: Naturalization Interview <--- APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5/09/2011: Swearing in Ceremony (We're Done)

MY HUSBAND IS NOW A US CITIZEN

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brnidokiegurl   0

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She is a he :secret::yes:

:secret: still say its charles

TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

-------------

11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

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She is a he :secret::yes:

:secret: still say its charles

:rofl:

12/03/2005: Married

10/13/2006: Interview Approved

10/26/2006: POE: EWR (ARRIVED) [/size]

182 days from filing to Visa in Hand!!![/color]

AOS/EAD

01/22/2007: Sent to The Lockbox.....let the games begin.....again

02/02/2007: NOA1's for both....the waiting game officially begins

02/15/2007: Biometrics appt.

04/11/2007: EAD APPROVED!! YI-HAW

04/21/2007: Received SSN#

05/23/2007: AOS Interview -------> APPROOOOOOVED!!!!!!

05/29/2007: Received Welcome letter

06/04/2007: Green Card in Hand!!!

122 Days from filing AOS to Green Card in Hand!!!

REMOVING CONDITIONS

05/21/2009: Filed to Remove Conditions

6/18/2009: Biometrics Done

09/14/2009: Approved!!!

Citizenship

2/15/2011: Filed N-400

3/28/2011: Biometrics <-- Done

5/09/2011: Naturalization Interview <--- APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5/09/2011: Swearing in Ceremony (We're Done)

MY HUSBAND IS NOW A US CITIZEN

Proudmomwife.gifI_love_my_baby_boy.gif

3051_1113026182751_1139795553_30500807_687968_s.jpgZackie.jpgthumb_3051_1113025702739_1139795553_30500806_7039703_s.jpg

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