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LaGreenEyes Collaborator

LaGreenEyes   0

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Ain't nuthin wrong with a lil' badonkadonk boo-tay! As Sir Mix-A-Lot said..Baby Got Back

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Mags Grand Master

Mags   112

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I knew I shouldn't have sat there...

Question is.... were you smiling??????????????? :rofl:

With an ####### like mine, would you be smiling?

It all depends.... was there a cat in the chair when you sat down? If so, I would certainly be LMAOing :yes:

You're advocating cruelty to cats. Consider yourself REPORTED.

:P

maggieNomar Experienced

maggieNomar   0

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I knew I shouldn't have sat there...

Question is.... were you smiling??????????????? :rofl:

With an ####### like mine, would you be smiling?

It all depends.... was there a cat in the chair when you sat down? If so, I would certainly be LMAOing :yes:

You're advocating cruelty to cats. Consider yourself REPORTED.

:P

OH ooooohhh :o

I always wonder how someone lets themselves go THAT bad.

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Empress of Groovy Experienced

Empress of Groovy   373

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*bump*

Every day needs a Mystery #######.

Oops--sorry everyone, it really is a mystery #######; the link to the image is no longer active.

I'll see what I can find...

Edited by Big Agnes!

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Empress of Groovy Experienced

Empress of Groovy   373

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Great news, everyone! Robust ####### lady is back! It seems that Yahoo! news is among her biggest fans.

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jundp Mentor

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This is my worst nightmare. Truly. My biological mother was morbidly obese. Every day I fear I will end up like her.

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jundp Mentor

jundp   191

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This is my worst nightmare. Truly. My biological mother was morbidly obese. Every day I fear I will end up like her.

AAAAWWWW sister. You won't. Are you kidding me?

No I'm totally serious. My sisters and I all worry about this.....

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Empress of Groovy Experienced

Empress of Groovy   373

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This is my worst nightmare. Truly. My biological mother was morbidly obese. Every day I fear I will end up like her.

Well, there are certainly many things you can do to keep that from happening.

My grandmother was quite roly-poly, and her dimensions weren't far off from this lady's, although she was much smaller proportionally (4'11"), so her appearance wasn't as stunning as it would have been if she were taller. She died from complications of Type 2 diabetes, but it wasn't as if the cause was elusive: She ate and drank whatever she wanted her whole life, and she wasn't about to change her lifestyle. That she lived to be 75 seems like a miracle.

Anyway, the point being that morbid obesity isn't something that descends upon you, especially if you're aware of a family history of a less than efficient metabolism...

Or are you talking about a glandular problem?

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Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

Your Humble Advice Columnist, Joyce

Come check out the most happenin' thread on VJ: Dear Joyce

Click here to see me visiting with my homebodies.

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