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Thoughts from across the pond

> An email from Ireland to the brethren in the States.

>

> A point to ponder despite your political affiliation:

>

> 'We, in Ireland, can't figure out why people are even bothering to

> hold an election in the United States .

>

> On one side, you have a pants wearing lawyer, married to a lawyer

> who cant keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary

> against a lawyer who goes to the wrong church who is married to yet

> another lawyer who doesn't even like the country her husband wants

> to run.

>

> Now...On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name

> starts with the appropriate Mc terminology married to a good

> looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship.

>

> What, in the World, are you lads thinking over there in the colonies??

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:rofl::thumbs::lol:

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Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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I know that isn't from ireland, cos no one from ireland would refer to the US as the colonies. We were a colony too, remember?
We know, it's basically a twist on an old (Nov 2000) ENGLISH one with the following editted out:
  • Mr. Gates, there is no such thing as "US English"; so spell your words correctly ("aluminium" not "aluminum"; colour, honour, ...;...)
  • Stop calling it "football"; call it "rugby" or "rugger" and play it properly--WITHOUT the 90 kg of kevlar and bakelite armour. What you call "soccer" is correctly/aptly called "football"

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oi, what's with the racist slurs, consider yourself reported!!! :P

lol..okay, that's fine..jut don't tell my Mom..her family is from Cork...and she does not appreciate irish jokes, from me

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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I know that isn't from ireland, cos no one from ireland would refer to the US as the colonies. We were a colony too, remember?
We know, it's basically a twist on an old (Nov 2000) ENGLISH one with the following editted out:
  • Mr. Gates, there is no such thing as "US English"; so spell your words correctly ("aluminium" not "aluminum"; colour, honour, ...;...)
  • Stop calling it "football"; call it "rugby" or "rugger" and play it properly--WITHOUT the 90 kg of kevlar and bakelite armour. What you call "soccer" is correctly/aptly called "football"

Ha! I knew it. Of course people from Ireland call Soccer 'Soccer'. Football is Gaelic football. If you ask someone if they want to play football in Ireland you would be asked 'soccer or gaelic?'

oi, what's with the racist slurs, consider yourself reported!!! :P

lol..okay, that's fine..jut don't tell my Mom..her family is from Cork...and she does not appreciate irish jokes, from me

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The first time I heard this joke the person was from Belgium. I have heard variations where the person is Norwegian and German.

I think the original person who posted this question was an overeight, middle aged American with an am talk radio show.

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