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has anyone ever had abdominal crippling gas, the kind that forces you into a crouching position and it wont move....help :o

:secret: that's a sign you're gonna rip a good one

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unononehigher go to http://www.webmd.com

thanx A.J. nice to know I'm a walking bomb :o:o:o

All people pass gas, some people more than others. It is normal to pass gas from 6 to 20 times per day. Intestinal gas is made up of oxygen, nitrogen, hydrogen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, ammonia, and methane. The foul smell usually is caused by small traces of gases such as hydrogen sulfide, ammonia, and methane

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unononehigher go to http://www.webmd.com

thanx A.J. nice to know I'm a walking bomb :o:o:o

All people pass gas, some people more than others. It is normal to pass gas from 6 to 20 times per day. Intestinal gas is made up of oxygen, nitrogen, hydrogen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, ammonia, and methane. The foul smell usually is caused by small traces of gases such as hydrogen sulfide, ammonia, and methane

good to know i'm above average :innocent:

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thanx A.J. nice to know I'm a walking bomb :o:o:o

Get yourself to MENA. That's where the human bombs hang out :jest:

don't give them any ideas, or they'll all be eating beans :jest:

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thanx A.J. nice to know I'm a walking bomb :o:o:o

Get yourself to MENA. That's where the human bombs hang out :jest: ( :blink::blink::rofl::rofl: )

don't give them any ideas, or they'll all be eating beans :jest: ( :wow::bonk::bonk::rofl::rofl: )

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ahhhh, much better :D . ahem....as you all were :P

hmmm the wind changed direction.

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it was one of those shirmnoff coolers... yum...

smirnoff coolers are not vodka :P

they're malt liquor beverages, commonly known as alcopops

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