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Nessa Grand Master

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it is true....the week-end is here and try it.....your azz be so sore, you forget about being constipated

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:secret: the check is on the way, almaty. :thumbs:

:bonk: i'm smarter than you guys think. Go back and try to convince your 14yo gf to do that, since they're illiterate about the subject. Who knows, maybe they'll believe you.



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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,083

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and there's no way to forget about being constipated, since i'm so bloated i look like one of those blowfish. 11835150729cx6GV.jpg

we need to post that pic over in the hooker thread. :innocent:

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it is true....the week-end is here and try it.....your azz be so sore, you forget about being constipated

:lol:

:secret: the check is on the way, almaty. :thumbs:

:bonk: i'm smarter than you guys think. Go back and try to convince your 14yo gf to do that, since they're illiterate about the subject. Who knows, maybe they'll believe you.

what 14 year old girlfriend :blush:

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Nessa...when babies are constipated one thing that helps is apple juice. Something about apple juice helps moves thing along. You should try that along with a lot of water.

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Nessa...when babies are constipated one thing that helps is apple juice. Something about apple juice helps moves thing along. You should try that along with a lot of water.

:luv::luv: great idea.

nessa, there is a fruit picker in the outside store room. get it and go pick apples out of the trees.

we have 3 apple trees out back that are loaded with apples this year. :P

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aight peeps I'm rolling to the airport now! :dance:

pce out

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regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

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Almaty likes little girls?????????? :blink:

no...nessa was talking about charles, i assume :whistle:

aight peeps I'm rolling to the airport now! :dance:

pce out

have a good time hermano..i know you will

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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