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Surely that is not your picture sitting in the nude at a desk computer on VJ is it???? :unsure:

I wish I had the same metabolism as when I was 12 and could eat as much McD as I wanted. Once a week at least.

Well, you know, Sex is just as good exercise as running. I forget how many miles it is equivelent to.

Nice edit there. :P

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Based on your picture, it appears you have not been having much sex....... :whistle:

I wish I had the same metabolism as when I was 12 and could eat as much McD as I wanted. Once a week at least.

Well, you know, Sex is just as good exercise as running. I forget how many miles it is equivelent to.

You are correct. I used to be 200lbs and in shape before I started this visa process. But as you can see by my picture, all I do now is sit at the computer. So I don't see my wife very much now. Only for a few days about once a month.

But that will change soon, because yesterday my wife's case was completed at the NVC. So just waiting on the interview now. :dance::dance:

Then I can start getting rid of all of this weight.

4-29-08 - Mailed I-130 & I-129F together to CSC

CSC

I-130 I-129F

5-01-08 - NOA1 5-02-08 - NOA1

5-04-08 - Touched 5-06-08 - Touched

5-05-08 - Rcvd NOA1 in mail 5-08-08 - Rcvd NOA1 in mail

5-14-08 - Touched 5-14-08 - Touched

5-20-08 - Touched

5-29-08 - NOA2................................5-29-08 - NOA2

5-30-08 - Touched............................5-30-08 - Touched

6-02-08 - Rcvd NOA2 hardcopy..........6-02-08 - Rcvd NOA2 hardcopy

NVC

6-05-08 - NVC rcvd, new # & IIN.......6-04-08 - NVC rcvd, new #

6-15-08 - NVC invoiced AOS..............6-09-08 - Shipped DHL to Bs. As.

6-15-08 - Paid AOS online..................6-11-08 - Dlvd to Embassy

6-15-08 - Sent DS-3032 email...........6-17-08 - Received e-mail Packet 3

6-17-08 - AOS shows PAID!!!............6-25-08 - Turnned in Packet 3

6-17-08 - Sent AOS pkg Fed Ex.........7-11-08 - Medical

6-23-08 - DS-3032 accepted..............8-14-08 - Interview!!!

6-26-08 - NVC says my I-864EZ is not original Signature (BS!!!)

6-28-08 - IV bill invoiced online.

7-01-08 - Paid IV Bill online

7-01-08 - Re-sent I-864EZ

7-02-08 - IV Bill show "Paid"

7-02-08 - NVC Received I-864EZ, again!!

7-03-08 - Sent DS-230 via FedEx.

7-03-08 - NVC recieves and enters new I-864EZ

7-07-08 - NVC receives and enters DS-230

7-16-08 - CASE COMPLETE!!!!

8-14-08 - Interview. APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!

8-19-08 - POE, Washington DC.

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I wish I had the same metabolism as when I was 12 and could eat as much McD as I wanted. Once a week at least.

Well, you know, Sex is just as good exercise as running. I forget how many miles it is equivelent to.

I wish I had the same sex drive I had at 19. I wake up at 730, work from 900-1800, this is not a desk job, I'm constantly moving, then go to the gym, 30 min cardio + 30 weight lifting, am at home at 1945, then I'm on top for a bit and I get exhausted.



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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Based on your picture, it appears you have not been having much sex....... :whistle:

I wish I had the same metabolism as when I was 12 and could eat as much McD as I wanted. Once a week at least.

Well, you know, Sex is just as good exercise as running. I forget how many miles it is equivelent to.

You are correct. I used to be 200lbs and in shape before I started this visa process. But as you can see by my picture, all I do now is sit at the computer. So I don't see my wife very much now. Only for a few days about once a month.

But that will change soon, because yesterday my wife's case was completed at the NVC. So just waiting on the interview now. :dance::dance:

Then I can start getting rid of all of this weight.

:lol: I like your sense of humor. Good luck on the interview!!! :dance:

I wish I had the same metabolism as when I was 12 and could eat as much McD as I wanted. Once a week at least.

Well, you know, Sex is just as good exercise as running. I forget how many miles it is equivelent to.

I wish I had the same sex drive I had at 19. I wake up at 730, work from 900-1800, this is not a desk job, I'm constantly moving, then go to the gym, 30 min cardio + 30 weight lifting, am at home at 1945, then I'm on top for a bit and I get exhausted.

You're wasting your energy. Have more sex! :protest:

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:unsure:

So not fair, I had grilled chicken breast and a salad. I want carbs, red meat, something...aaarrrgh

Whatchu talkin bout...

eta: nice edit job

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"Tolerance implies no lack of commitment to one's own beliefs. Rather it condemns the oppression or persecution of others.

~John Fitzgerald Kennedy~

“Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I will meet you there."

~Jalal ad-Din Rumi~

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No way, that cannot be you sitting nude at a computer desk, I mean where is the God like Moderators telling you that you are violating the TOS, not that I care but wow this is so funny if this is true, there you sit and not a care in the world and nothing said about it, good for you then! AHAHAH :devil:

Based on your picture, it appears you have not been having much sex....... :whistle:

I wish I had the same metabolism as when I was 12 and could eat as much McD as I wanted. Once a week at least.

Well, you know, Sex is just as good exercise as running. I forget how many miles it is equivelent to.

You are correct. I used to be 200lbs and in shape before I started this visa process. But as you can see by my picture, all I do now is sit at the computer. So I don't see my wife very much now. Only for a few days about once a month.

But that will change soon, because yesterday my wife's case was completed at the NVC. So just waiting on the interview now. :dance::dance:

Then I can start getting rid of all of this weight.

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I wish I had the same metabolism as when I was 12 and could eat as much McD as I wanted. Once a week at least.

Well, you know, Sex is just as good exercise as running. I forget how many miles it is equivelent to.

I wish I had the same sex drive I had at 19. I wake up at 730, work from 900-1800, this is not a desk job, I'm constantly moving, then go to the gym, 30 min cardio + 30 weight lifting, am at home at 1945, then I'm on top for a bit and I get exhausted.

So Charles is the only one getting the exercise. Ok, it may be by himself but at least he is getting the exercisa.

4-29-08 - Mailed I-130 & I-129F together to CSC

CSC

I-130 I-129F

5-01-08 - NOA1 5-02-08 - NOA1

5-04-08 - Touched 5-06-08 - Touched

5-05-08 - Rcvd NOA1 in mail 5-08-08 - Rcvd NOA1 in mail

5-14-08 - Touched 5-14-08 - Touched

5-20-08 - Touched

5-29-08 - NOA2................................5-29-08 - NOA2

5-30-08 - Touched............................5-30-08 - Touched

6-02-08 - Rcvd NOA2 hardcopy..........6-02-08 - Rcvd NOA2 hardcopy

NVC

6-05-08 - NVC rcvd, new # & IIN.......6-04-08 - NVC rcvd, new #

6-15-08 - NVC invoiced AOS..............6-09-08 - Shipped DHL to Bs. As.

6-15-08 - Paid AOS online..................6-11-08 - Dlvd to Embassy

6-15-08 - Sent DS-3032 email...........6-17-08 - Received e-mail Packet 3

6-17-08 - AOS shows PAID!!!............6-25-08 - Turnned in Packet 3

6-17-08 - Sent AOS pkg Fed Ex.........7-11-08 - Medical

6-23-08 - DS-3032 accepted..............8-14-08 - Interview!!!

6-26-08 - NVC says my I-864EZ is not original Signature (BS!!!)

6-28-08 - IV bill invoiced online.

7-01-08 - Paid IV Bill online

7-01-08 - Re-sent I-864EZ

7-02-08 - IV Bill show "Paid"

7-02-08 - NVC Received I-864EZ, again!!

7-03-08 - Sent DS-230 via FedEx.

7-03-08 - NVC recieves and enters new I-864EZ

7-07-08 - NVC receives and enters DS-230

7-16-08 - CASE COMPLETE!!!!

8-14-08 - Interview. APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!

8-19-08 - POE, Washington DC.

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Surely that is not your picture sitting in the nude at a desk computer on VJ is it???? :unsure:

I wish I had the same metabolism as when I was 12 and could eat as much McD as I wanted. Once a week at least.

Well, you know, Sex is just as good exercise as running. I forget how many miles it is equivelent to.

Nice edit there. :P

Clearly, even the zq has standards.

Man is made by his belief. As he believes, so he is.

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I wish I had the same metabolism as when I was 12 and could eat as much McD as I wanted. Once a week at least.

Well, you know, Sex is just as good exercise as running. I forget how many miles it is equivelent to.

I wish I had the same sex drive I had at 19. I wake up at 730, work from 900-1800, this is not a desk job, I'm constantly moving, then go to the gym, 30 min cardio + 30 weight lifting, am at home at 1945, then I'm on top for a bit and I get exhausted.

So Charles is the only one getting the exercise. Ok, it may be by himself but at least he is getting the exercisa.

Let's just hope he doesn't hurt his wrist. :unsure:

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I wish I had the same metabolism as when I was 12 and could eat as much McD as I wanted. Once a week at least.

Well, you know, Sex is just as good exercise as running. I forget how many miles it is equivelent to.

I wish I had the same sex drive I had at 19. I wake up at 730, work from 900-1800, this is not a desk job, I'm constantly moving, then go to the gym, 30 min cardio + 30 weight lifting, am at home at 1945, then I'm on top for a bit and I get exhausted.

You're wasting your energy. Have more sex! :protest:

just to correct: not sex drive, energy.

I wish I had the same metabolism as when I was 12 and could eat as much McD as I wanted. Once a week at least.

Well, you know, Sex is just as good exercise as running. I forget how many miles it is equivelent to.

I wish I had the same sex drive I had at 19. I wake up at 730, work from 900-1800, this is not a desk job, I'm constantly moving, then go to the gym, 30 min cardio + 30 weight lifting, am at home at 1945, then I'm on top for a bit and I get exhausted.

So Charles is the only one getting the exercise. Ok, it may be by himself but at least he is getting the exercisa.

nooooo, I meant I could be on top for hours, now I am just like 1/3 of the time of the action :P



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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:rolleyes:

who let her in?? :P

Can someone shut the door? :jest:

"Tolerance implies no lack of commitment to one's own beliefs. Rather it condemns the oppression or persecution of others.

~John Fitzgerald Kennedy~

“Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I will meet you there."

~Jalal ad-Din Rumi~

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zqt is female?



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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