If you knew for a fact the world would end in 2012

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

I had visions of Uma Thurman in Kill Bill. Although I suspect Larry wouldn't look nearly as good in Uma's outfits.

[PlatyPius 5]

I'd start working on my list. True, they'd all be dead soon anyway, but I want the personal satisfaction.....

My bad what a silly inference to make from what you said. So, you want the personal satisfaction of what then?

I want to insult them face-to-face, of course. Hence the reference in my previous post to Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged. What is the one thing that Platy delights in on VJ? Insulting people!

They'll be dead soon due to the world ending in 2012, but I still want the personal satisfaction of insulting them to their faces. It really isn't that difficult to understand.... I have a history of insulting people on VJ, I don't have a history of killing them. That must be your OWN sick fantasy......

Well I must be sick too, cause I thought the same thing.

You are. You make kitty scared.

[AlHayatZween 2]

I'd start working on my list. True, they'd all be dead soon anyway, but I want the personal satisfaction.....

ha!

me, i'd quit my job ASAP...

and then move away to Tan Tan or some lonely place by the sea... and just wait for the end with Habibi.

Edited July 15, 2008 by AlHayatZween

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Hmmm... Assuming the clock is ticking here, I don't think I'd be spending my time on people I disliked.

At the least you'd imagine people would be getting drunk/high/laid (or all three). People abandoning themselves to debauched pleasure would at least seem consistent with the human condition.

[Peikko 1,575]

GG, it's a Hitchhiker quote? Revenge is yours, lol, that's funny as it was my fav radio show when I was 16ish. Hilarious.

[PlatyPius 5]

Oh, and I don't know what the hell Wowbagger and infinintly prolonged refers to at all at the moment.

Wowbagger, the Infinitely Prolonged

Wowbagger is an alien who became immortal due to an accident with an irrational particle accelerator, a pair of rubber bands and a liquid lunch, so therefore does not know how to handle being immortal. This is in contrast to the rest of the immortal beings in the universe, who are, in his opinion, "a load of serene bastards." He eventually comes up with a plan to keep himself busy: he will insult every living being in the universe - in alphabetical order. He appears in the third book, Life, the Universe and Everything, while insulting Arthur Dent with the phrase: "You're a jerk, Dent; a complete arsehole" (in the US changed to "...complete kneebiter"). Later, after Arthur escapes prehistoric Earth, Wowbagger shows up again in the present, but when he sees Arthur he says, "I've done you before, haven't I?"

Wowbagger is also present in The Private Life of Genghis Khan,[3] where he insults Genghis Khan, provoking him to burn down large segments of Asia.

In the new radio series, he is voiced by Toby Longworth. In The Quintessential Phase, he finally reaches the end of his quest by insulting the Great Prophet Zarquon, who revokes Wowbagger's immortality.

Appears in:

• Life, the Universe and Everything
• The Private Life of Genghis Khan, published in The Salmon of Doubt

[LoriLawless 0]

I'd start working on my list. True, they'd all be dead soon anyway, but I want the personal satisfaction.....

My bad what a silly inference to make from what you said. So, you want the personal satisfaction of what then?

I want to insult them face-to-face, of course. Hence the reference in my previous post to Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged. What is the one thing that Platy delights in on VJ? Insulting people!

They'll be dead soon due to the world ending in 2012, but I still want the personal satisfaction of insulting them to their faces. It really isn't that difficult to understand.... I have a history of insulting people on VJ, I don't have a history of killing them. That must be your OWN sick fantasy......

Well I must be sick too, cause I thought the same thing.

You are. You make kitty scared.

Gotta point.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

GG, it's a Hitchhiker quote? Revenge is yours, lol, that's funny as it was my fav radio show when I was 16ish. Hilarious.

If the world comes to an end - aren't you supposed to lie down on the floor and put a paper bag over your head or something?

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

If I only have a limited time left, I certainly won't be worrying about strangers on the internet. Because if life is over in 4 years, it's even shorter than I originally thought!

I might want to see if heroin really was as amazing as some people made it out to be. But only right before it ended - wouldn't want to live my last days as a junkie.

[Peikko 1,575]

Lol, fair enough - although you did get all uptight about killing protesters which seemed a trifle odd - what's wrong with just insulting them if that's your 'bag'?

Because those people breed. And when they breed, they produce little versions of themselves. Their children will take their places when they die. and on and on and on. The cycle has to be stopped. Filth such as that....that would ruin the funeral of a soldier.....doesn't deserve to live, and most certainly should not be allowed to breed.

So, along this logic there might be people who deserve to die rather than be insulted, but you would prefer to take care of those who deserve to be insulted when faced with imminant demise? Okkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaay.

[Dr. Obvious 49]

Buy a sailboat. Sail around the Great Lakes when season permits. Dock and ski when it doesn't. Go to Iceland and hunt ptarmigan.

[jundp 191]

I sure as heck wouldn't be worrying about cholesterol, fat grams, or sugar intake....

[no name 1]

If I only have a limited time left, I certainly won't be worrying about strangers on the internet. Because if life is over in 4 years, it's even shorter than I originally thought!

I might want to see if heroin really was as amazing as some people made it out to be. But only right before it ended - wouldn't want to live my last days as a junkie.

[Jenn! 918]

I might want to see if heroin really was as amazing as some people made it out to be. But only right before it ended - wouldn't want to live my last days as a junkie.

Ok, you've convinced me. I'm switching my goal to 2012 olympic athlete to heroin user.

[Peikko 1,575]

GG, it's a Hitchhiker quote? Revenge is yours, lol, that's funny as it was my fav radio show when I was 16ish. Hilarious.

If the world comes to an end - aren't you supposed to lie down on the floor and put a paper bag over your head or something?

Grab a towel and hope for passing space ships I think.