Never end our sentences with a preposition

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On my 57th birthday, I got a gift certificate from my wife. The certificate

paid for a visit to a witch doctor living on a nearby reservation who was

rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.

After being persuaded, I drove to the reservation, handed my ticket to the witch

doctor, and wondered what I was in for. The old man slowly, methodically

produced a potion, handed it to me, and with a grip on my shoulder, warned,

"This is powerful medicine and it must be respected.

You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3. 'When you do that, you will

become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can

perform as long as you want." I was encouraged. As he walked away,

I turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working? " "Your

partner must say '1 -2-3-4 ,' he responded. "But when she does, the

medicine will not work again until the next full moon. "

I was eager to see if it worked. I went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine,

and then invited my wife to join me in the bedroom.When she came in,

I took off my clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately,I was the manliest

of men.

My wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for? "

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition.

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