don't be the jerk at the gym

[amiquechu 0]

Personal space is just the tip of the iceberg. Other irritants include oppressive body odor, excessive locker-room nudity, cardio caterwauling and those who serenade fellow exercisers with off-key howls.

And it's always the fat old guys, with old....balls! Nothing you can really do about it either other than shake your head in disgust.

So you would rather look at a young guy with young balls???

If it was a question on a multiple choice exam and I had to choose between:

A. old guy with old balls

B. young guy with young balls

C. neither

D. both A & B

I'm picking C.

However, if it was:

A. old guy with old balls

B. young guy with young balls

I'd wait to answer this question in hopes that time would run out on the exam and I could pass without answering it. But if I was forced to answer it, I'd have to go with B. I wouldn't be happy about it though.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

spraying and using the wipes on the equipment is dumb.. if you think you can get sick by those germs, you shouldn't be in a gym anyway... a good wipe w the towel is more than enough imo

amen brother

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

spraying and using the wipes on the equipment is dumb.. if you think you can get sick by those germs, you shouldn't be in a gym anyway... a good wipe w the towel is more than enough imo

amen brother

I always use just a little spray. Too much is really annoying to those nearby who have to breathe chemicals.

Besides, I assume people shower their germs off after a workout.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

I wouldn't be happy about it though.

[eric&gen 0]

Or look at a old lady with saggy boobies.

Edited July 12, 2008 by eric&gen

[one...two...tree 2,762]

spraying and using the wipes on the equipment is dumb.. if you think you can get sick by those germs, you shouldn't be in a gym anyway... a good wipe w the towel is more than enough imo

amen brother

I always use just a little spray. Too much is really annoying to those nearby who have to breathe chemicals.

Besides, I assume people shower their germs off after a workout.

I guess I was a little off mark there - just read that it is one way a person can catch a cold or the flu if someone used the equipment before them was sick. Still, I think it's more important what you do after working out (taking a shower, washing your hands) than whether you sprayed down the equipment before using it. It is nice that most gyms now have towels and wipes handy if you feel the need to wipe something down.

Or look at a old lady with saggy boobies.

News flash - we're all going to get old and saggy someday.

[eric&gen 0]

spraying and using the wipes on the equipment is dumb.. if you think you can get sick by those germs, you shouldn't be in a gym anyway... a good wipe w the towel is more than enough imo

amen brother

I always use just a little spray. Too much is really annoying to those nearby who have to breathe chemicals.

Besides, I assume people shower their germs off after a workout.

I guess I was a little off mark there - just read that it is one way a person can catch a cold or the flu if someone used the equipment before them was sick. Still, I think it's more important what you do after working out (taking a shower, washing your hands) than whether you sprayed down the equipment before using it. It is nice that most gyms now have towels and wipes handy if you feel the need to wipe something down.

Or look at a old lady with saggy boobies.

News flash - we're all going to get old and saggy someday.

No kidding i have gray hairs popping out already.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

News flash - we're all going to get old and saggy someday.

I intend to beat y'all to it!

[Steve Y Jessica 1]

spraying and using the wipes on the equipment is dumb.. if you think you can get sick by those germs, you shouldn't be in a gym anyway... a good wipe w the towel is more than enough imo

amen brother

I always use just a little spray. Too much is really annoying to those nearby who have to breathe chemicals.

Besides, I assume people shower their germs off after a workout.

I guess I was a little off mark there - just read that it is one way a person can catch a cold or the flu if someone used the equipment before them was sick. Still, I think it's more important what you do after working out (taking a shower, washing your hands) than whether you sprayed down the equipment before using it. It is nice that most gyms now have towels and wipes handy if you feel the need to wipe something down.

Or look at a old lady with saggy boobies.

News flash - we're all going to get old and saggy someday.

You mean I will have old fat balls?

[pedroh 21]

what is excessive locker room nudity?

u either are nekkid or not..

[MrsCat 6]

what is excessive locker room nudity?

u either are nekkid or not..

Agreed!

One day after a swim and shower I was walking back to my locker naked, and this granny has the audacity to say "Is it really necessary for that in front of my grandson?".

I didn't say anything, but I was thinking - you jacka$$ there are family change rooms for a reason. And if you chose to bring your 5 yr old grandson in here, then expect to see boobies and cooches.

[pedroh 21]

i thought that's what locker rooms are for.. seems that old lady doesn't know how do we roll in a men's locker.. #######.. we all have the same sh!zzle.. there's nothing wrong with walking nekkid with the towel on your shoulder rather than wrapped around your waist

[Steve Y Jessica 1]

I think that they should be co-ed locker rooms.

[amiquechu 0]

In my opinion, I think there's a difference between nudity and excessive nudity.

Nudity: Walking naked from the shower to your locker, drying yourself off at your locker, then putting clothes on.

Excessive nudity: The guys who walk from the shower to their locker naked, dry themselves off at their locker, then continue to walk around naked, standing in front of the mirror, talking to people for 15 minutes while their nasty balls are flapping in the wind, etc., etc.

[pedroh 21]

why are you looking at his balls for 15 min?