What I need....according to Google...

[GabachaYucateca 0]

This is truly amazing.....way too funny.

Melissa needs to track him down and jab him in the eye with a fork. ...(oh dear me!)

Melissa needs a nap (oh so true)

Melissa needs to board the blob ship that is hovering overhead (yes, sometimes the voices in my head tell me this)

melissa needs to take a break (true again)

Melissa Needs a Home (makes me feel sad inside)

Melissa needs a cigarette every morning when she gets up in order to get herself going (unfortunately true again)

Melissa needs a man, and she needs one fast (I guess the dirty texts I was sending to my fellow in Mexico just didn't cut it)

Melissa needs to get over it,” (someone knows me too well)

melissa needs to stop spreading rumors about everyone especially when she is the bad mother who used to be a hooker (no comment)

Melissa needs your help to understand tar

Melissa needs to up the quality, down the prices and start (hopefully not connected to the hooker thing)

Melissa needs to move to a new convent to complete the next part of her religious journey (and to move on after hooking)

[JayJay 4]

Here's what I got...some of these are quite funny :

Jay Needs some new headshots!!!!

Jay needs to shut the f#ck up. ( )

Jay needs to make sure that he washes all the "Goldthwait" off her.

Jay needs someone to touch his hand before he can proceed through an automatic door.

Jay needs redemption.

Jay needs more information on filter strips and how effective they would be on his farm.

Jay needs to drive away into the sunset .

All Jay needs now is a gym membership, a c*ck-ring, and a job as a cater waiter.

Heheeheh That was funny Marylin - you rock (F)

[mRx 16]

Matt needs to have his bottom bared and a paddling needs to be administered.

mAtt NEEDS to be punched in the face

Matt Needs Money

Matt needs to do my laundry for me

Matt needs to date a midget or something

Matt needs to perform his own sex change