What I need....according to Google...

[Marilyn. 340]

go to the Google search engine and type in your name and then 'needs' after it, e.g. "John needs". include the apostrophes too

copy and Paste the description of the best websites that appears..... (It should say something like: "John needs a shave")

Here is mine....

Marilyn needs too many Ping-Pong Balls..

Marilyn needs to fertilise her front lawn....

Marilyn needs to fulfill a definite and specific purpose.

Marilyn needs your help!

Marilyn needs to increase his Thorazine intake,

Google.com

Edited May 15, 2006 by MarilynP

[anya-D 8]

go to the Google search engine and type in your name and then 'needs' after it, e.g. "John needs".

copy and Paste the description of the best websites that appears..... (It should say something like: "John needs a shave")

Here is mine....

Marilyn needs too many Ping-Pong Balls..

Marilyn needs to fertilise her front lawn....

Marilyn needs to fulfill a definite and specific purpose.

Marilyn needs your help!

Marilyn needs to increase his Thorazine intake,

Google.com

I tried mine and it came up

Anya needs a big squishy happy hug

Anya needs her help for a spell

Anya needs to learn to modulate her shrill voice

- very funny!!

Edited May 15, 2006 by anya-D

[Jenn! 918]

Jenn needs to come home by Poopin pants. (#######???)

Jenn needs to further her skills as an artist (can't argue with that)

Jenn needs help filling out the capital expense report (no please don't make me!)

Jenn needs to get past her handcuff thing.

[almaty 19]

Marilyn needs to increase his Thorazine intake.......????

his thorazine....? no wonder he is on that drug with a first name marilyn..last name manson

[damulag 26]

Good way to pass the time at work.

I could not believe this one:

Michael needs to learn that for every man there is a condom

Michael needs to do is to go shopping, and find a condom that fits him

Michael needs to be horse whipped

What Michael needs is a really good shag

You can not make this stuff up.

Mike and Luvy

[Yaads 0]

Wow...I learned so much about myself

Jamie needs your vote.

Jamie needs a kid

Jamie needs a teacher.

Jamie needs a bit of help to get up on the bed.

Jamie needs to grow up and stop making all of those horrible faces.

We Think Jamie Needs Mental Help! (No comment)

JAMIE needs to go get a kleenex

Jamie needs to be in a home with another dog.

Thanks for all that...it was fun!

[Angelica 0]

Kim needs to talk

Kim needs to take off the gloves

Kim needs hints

Kim needs guinea pigs !!

[Fandango 1,439]

Lisa needs braces

Lisa needs to have her brains blown all over the pristine white walls of the penthouse

Lisa needs a moisturizing lotion placed all over her back

Lisa needs a tree

his 'Mona Lisa' needs a bigger grin and lots more warmth from an overly conscientious Julia Roberts.

Lisa Needs Help!

[munchkins 0]

Hey, I am not too happy about these !!!!! is it trying to say I am ugly and that I don't have a life

The only thing i do need that as it says was not listed is MONEY AND LOTS OF IT And the second one does not sound good, I am not even in the states yet

Valerie needs a very committed and supportive home.

2. Valerie needs to be deported.

3. Valerie needs a beauty makeover.

4. Valerie needs help periodically on an as-needed basis.

5. Valerie needs a life.

The 1 thing that wasn't listed that I really need is money!!

[hockeygal 0]

apparently I need to start wearing underwear on top of my clothes.

I also need 80 minutes to express myself.

or was that clothes on top of my underwear?

Well of course I am confused, what do you expect, I also need 80 minutes to express myself.

[CanGal 1]

haha this is funny here are mine Name:Alicia

Alicia needs to be stimulated through each of her senses to be most productive

Alicia needs more funky beats and innovative tunes in her music

Alicia needs a very special environment in which she will be protected, cared for, and loved

Alicia needs to let Jeremy take full responsibility

Alicia needs our help, not only physical help but also psychological help.

(hahahaha probably so after all this process and all )

Alicia needs the music and the music needs her

Alicia needs help from Doctor Álvez. But Doctor Álvez has been waiting for a girl like this for several months and now that he has found her (hahahaha)

Alicia needs a pout bra

Dancers need tutus, she believes, and Alicia needs one right away. When Alicia learns that grandma is sending a present, she's sure the tutu is on its way

Alicia needs to be blonde

lol good stuff

[Melo 1]

This is hysterical... here is what Anita needs:

Anita needs me

Anita needs another drink

Anita needs reminding that the enemy thinks her products are sinful

But the truth is, Anita needs more help. The money she earns doing translations, doesn’t go far enough to support their huge extended furry family

So Anita hops on a plane. But since she needs the occasional quickie to feed the ardeur, her boyfriend Micah tags along.

I alsoreally don't like Anita with him at all, sheis so boring, he needs fun. ... I support this petition because Anita needs to go

Anita needs a copy of the plasma line plotting program

One power is ardeur, the need to feed off of sex and lust. Until she gets control over it, Anita needs to keep “suitable” men handy.

Anita needs more than a slap. She needs a good solid kick in the rear.

[almaty 19]

This is hysterical... here is what Anita needs:

Anita needs me

Anita needs another drink

Anita needs reminding that the enemy thinks her products are sinful

But the truth is, Anita needs more help. The money she earns doing translations, doesn’t go far enough to support their huge extended furry family

So Anita hops on a plane. But since she needs the occasional quickie to feed the ardeur, her boyfriend Micah tags along.

I alsoreally don't like Anita with him at all, sheis so boring, he needs fun. ... I support this petition because Anita needs to go

Anita needs a copy of the plasma line plotting program

One power is ardeur, the need to feed off of sex and lust. Until she gets control over it, Anita needs to keep “suitable” men handy.

Anita needs more than a slap. She needs a good solid kick in the rear.

wow, sister anita..a kick in the keister???

[Lil_Halo 0]

He he he this is so fun. I love what it came up with for me.

Claire Needs a Visit to the Bunny Planet (sounds like a fun place to visit!)

Claire needs her own forum (yeah that would be cool)

CLAIRE NEEDS TO USE THE SAMPLE ON THE BLUE TREE

Claire needs to shear all her sheep in a matter of days (hope I don't have too many)

Claire needs a DNA test (uh oh what have my parents been up to!)

Claire needs something to do that gets her out of her own head (hence visa journey!)

[#@!!* 0]

I am really boring. Only two things came up for me.

Squidge needs to find the relevant files

Not likely. I just hid them.

the squidge needs to be bigger

That little gem was taken from the Menopause forum. I wonder if they know something I and my physicians do not know.