MEN!!!

[Sinergy 3]

Believe it or not.

Woman has Man in it;

Mrs. has Mr . in it;

Female has Male in it;

She has He in it;

Madam has Adam in it;

No wonder men always want to be inside women!

Men were born between the legs of a woman,

yet men spend all their life and time trying

to go back between the legs of a woman....

Why?

BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...

I never looked at it this way before:

MEN tal illness

MEN strual cramps

MEN tal breakdown

MEN opause

GUY necologist

AND ...

When we have REAL trouble, it's a

HIS terectomy.

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN ?

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va jay jay feel so good, can't help it

[*JG* 2]

Ha ha.........thanks for the laughs.

[Sinergy 3]

va jay jay feel so good, can't help it

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va jay jay feel so good, can't help it

the bestest place on earth

[Nessa 23]

[Marilyn. 340]

funny

I just found this...

Rules Men Live By

1) The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage location.

2) Never ask me to purchase feminine products. Assume that I will come home with the wrong thing.

3) When we are watching TV, hugging is always fine because I can still see the screen. Kissing should only be done during timeouts and commercials. Questions should also be limited to this period as you stand a much better chance of getting an immediate response.

4) When we are watching your show and I change the channels during a commercial do not hassle me that they are over to change the channel back. I always know when the timing is right. Also, when we are channel surfing do not ask me to go back, there was a good reason why I skipped it.

5) If you need help with the laundry, I am more than willing to carry it from the bedroom to the washer. In my mind this is half the chore and I am now free to return to the couch.

6) If I mention that a male friend of mine is allowed to do something it is not necessary for you to call his wife/girlfriend to discuss it.

7) If you don't like the way I am driving close your eyes. And I would appreciate it if you would refrain from making that reverse inhaling alarmed noise. I haven't hit anything yet and if I do it will be your fault.

8) I go clothes shopping to buy, never to look.

9) Just tell me what you want me to wear before I get dressed. And remember that this takes me less than ten minutes no matter what the occasion is. After all, I am getting dressed, not getting ready.

10) Don't ask me if I prefer one outfit over another or if a certain accessory should be worn or not. I consider this a no-win situation and would rather just wait for you to get dressed while watching TV.

11) If you want me to put the seat down when I am finished then you should leave the seat up when you are finished. It's only fair. And stop giving me a hard time about missing the bowl. What do you expect from an organ that has a brain of its own.

12) I will cook anything as long as it is on the BBQ grill.

13) Yelling to me across the house sounds exactly like stadium crowd background noise to me. I am not ignoring you.

[~Chad~ 0]

[Sassy1natl 0]

Haha. #4. No joke, my husband can watch 4 programs at once and not miss a beat.

[Marilyn. 340]

Haha. #4. No joke, my husband can watch 4 programs at once and not miss a beat.

I hate it when my hubby keeps flipping through the channels.. it drives me crazy...

[Ban Hammer 13,332]

Haha. #4. No joke, my husband can watch 4 programs at once and not miss a beat.

I hate it when my hubby keeps flipping through the channels.. it drives me crazy...

it wouldn't drive you crazy if you was in the kitchen where you belong

[~Chad~ 0]

I will openly admit that all of these pertain to me.

Haha. #4. No joke, my husband can watch 4 programs at once and not miss a beat.

I hate it when my hubby keeps flipping through the channels.. it drives me crazy...

it wouldn't drive you crazy if you was in the kitchen where you belong

Charles youre bad

[Marilyn. 340]

:charles:

[Sassy1natl 0]

Haha. #4. No joke, my husband can watch 4 programs at once and not miss a beat.

I hate it when my hubby keeps flipping through the channels.. it drives me crazy...

it wouldn't drive you crazy if you was in the kitchen where you belong

Barefoot and preggers doesnt work for me... always stub my lil toe

[Ban Hammer 13,332]

:charles:

Haha. #4. No joke, my husband can watch 4 programs at once and not miss a beat.

I hate it when my hubby keeps flipping through the channels.. it drives me crazy...

it wouldn't drive you crazy if you was in the kitchen where you belong

Barefoot and preggers doesnt work for me... always stub my lil toe

how about scrubbing toilets and washing laundry instead?