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yogib37 Proficient

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this is what happens when grandpa gets viagra.

Charles needs viagra to get his help find his little half inch ####### up so he can grasp it with tweezers. :jest:

Now how would you know about that? I find the more you talk about your duba duba, the smaller it really is. maybe you are the one that needs to get the microscope every time you use the restroom or what to play with it, Oh wait, that is why you think it is so big, you using a microscope at 1,000,000 Times Magnification.

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:o ,., unbelievable!

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She said she thinks she remembers being was nine when the British Raj left India meaning she is now 70. I wish I could forget how old I am.

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this is what happens when grandpa gets viagra.

Charles needs viagra to get his help find his little half inch ####### up so he can grasp it with tweezers. :jest:

eric, i told you already the last time i saw my ####### was when i made the mistake of unzipping my pants around your wife. :jest:

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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this is what happens when grandpa gets viagra.

Charles needs viagra to get his help find his little half inch ####### up so he can grasp it with tweezers. :jest:

Now how would you know about that? I find the more you talk about your duba duba, the smaller it really is. maybe you are the one that needs to get the microscope every time you use the restroom or what to play with it, Oh wait, that is why you think it is so big, you using a microscope at 1,000,000 Times Magnification.

You need the hubble telescope to find yours looool.

this is what happens when grandpa gets viagra.

Charles needs viagra to get his help find his little half inch ####### up so he can grasp it with tweezers. :jest:

eric, i told you already the last time i saw my ####### was when i made the mistake of unzipping my pants around your wife. :jest:

My wife didnt see anything oh wait she thought it was a piece of her hair lool.

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It appears that the "yo mama" jokes are now replaced by " yo #######" jokes. :unsure:

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Back on topic, I actually hope the babies will be OK, but she won't live long enough to see them graduate high school etc....Essentially those kids will be motherless the majority of their lives. I think that's sad.

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Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

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yeap..business as usual on vj

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Eric! :bonk:

Find a new obsession, dude. I'm sure Charles loves the attention you pay to his ####### but it I suggest you find something else to talk about.

How about horticulture?

:lol:

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Eric! :bonk:

Find a new obsession, dude. I'm sure Charles loves the attention you pay to his ####### but it I suggest you find something else to talk about.

How about horticulture?

Charles has very little LITTLE attention about his ####### about but any who what is horticulture? :blink:

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Eric! :bonk:

Find a new obsession, dude. I'm sure Charles loves the attention you pay to his ####### but it I suggest you find something else to talk about.

How about horticulture?

Charles has very little LITTLE attention about his ####### about but any who what is horticulture? :blink:

:secret: it's a high priced call girl

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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Damn............ good for her..... Well done Granny !!!

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Eric! :bonk:

Find a new obsession, dude. I'm sure Charles loves the attention you pay to his ####### but it I suggest you find something else to talk about.

How about horticulture?

Charles has very little LITTLE attention about his ####### about but any who what is horticulture? :blink:

:secret: it's a high priced call girl

:bonk::lol: your funny charles, and if he does belive that, I have some prime time real estate in FL I have for sale, water from view also :D

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As much as I try to understand and respect other people's choices, I feel as though there is a place and time for everything...To have children at 70 fully knowing that they have a very high chance to be orphans before they are out of elementary school is something I find extremely selfish and wrong.

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