BUSH: IRAN MUST HALT PRODUCTION OF LONG LETTERS

[almaty 19]

BUSH: IRAN MUST HALT PRODUCTION OF LONG LETTERS;

Calls 18-Page Letter From Iranian President 'An Act of War'

Days after receiving an 18-page letter from Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President George W. Bush called the lengthy missive "an act of war" and demanded that Iran halt its production of long letters at once.

At the White House, aides said that writing a letter of such length to President Bush, who is known for his extreme distaste for reading, was the most provocative act Mr. Ahmadinejad could have possibly committed.

"Everyone knows that the last book the president read was My Pet Goat," one aide said. "Expecting him to read an 18-page letter is really asking for it, and that Iranian dude must have known that."

According to those close to Mr. Bush, the president was infuriated upon receipt of the 18-page letter and asked aides if it was some kind of joke.

The president then demanded that the letter be boiled down to a one or two page format, or possibly adapted to a DVD version, just as he had ordered for news reports on Hurricane Katrina.

In Tehran, President Ahmadinejad said he was "taken aback" by Mr. Bush's refusal to read an 18-page letter, but said that all his future communications to the U.S. president would be in short, easy-to-read instant-messaging format.

In his first IM to President Bush, released to the press today, President Ahmadinejad writes, "Am building nukes. R U angry? LOL."

Elsewhere, Air Force Gen. Michael V. Hayden vowed today that as director of the CIA he would push the agency to find new and better sources of false intelligence

[rclouse 0]

Where did you find this?

Oh yeah: LOL.

[pax 0]

E-mailed this one to all the office liberals!

[Reba 2]

*snarf*

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

"Everyone knows that the last book the president read was My Pet Goat," one aide said.

[Saddle Bronc 124]

Wasn't Bush an attorney (dunno if any have a distaste for reading--they certainly have no distaste for producing massive volumes for OTHERS to read ) before he became governor/president?

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Wasn't Bush an attorney (dunno if any have a distaste for reading--they certainly have no distaste for producing massive volumes for OTHERS to read ) before he became governor/president?

No, Bush is an MBA.

[Saddle Bronc 124]

Wasn't Bush an attorney (dunno if any have a distaste for reading--they certainly have no distaste for producing massive volumes for OTHERS to read ) before he became governor/president?

No, Bush is an MBA.

Would he not have needed to read through at least parts (much longer than the complete story "My Pet Goat") of class textbooks then?

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

Wasn't Bush an attorney (dunno if any have a distaste for reading--they certainly have no distaste for producing massive volumes for OTHERS to read ) before he became governor/president?

No, Bush is an MBA.

Would he not have needed to read through at least parts (much longer than the complete story "My Pet Goat") of class textbooks then?

Not really. $$$$ talk...

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Wasn't Bush an attorney (dunno if any have a distaste for reading--they certainly have no distaste for producing massive volumes for OTHERS to read ) before he became governor/president?

No, Bush is an MBA.

Would he not have needed to read through at least parts (much longer than the complete story "My Pet Goat") of class textbooks then?

The original article is a joke. Relax.

[almaty 19]

it is a joke ...i like my pet goat reference..

[chri'stina 190]

In his first IM to President Bush, released to the press today, President Ahmadinejad writes, "Am building nukes. R U angry? LOL."

I like this part

[Traviesa 0]

In his first IM to President Bush, released to the press today, President Ahmadinejad writes, "Am building nukes. R U angry? LOL."

too cute!