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Sheriff Uling   3

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Today the New York Times reports on a jaw-dropping addition to the medical spa trend.

Now comes the first medi spa in Manhattan wholly dedicated to strengthening and grooming a woman's genital area. Phit -- short for pelvic health integrated techniques -- is to open this month on East 58th Street. [Men are anticipating a ####### Spa in the near future]

Phit's website [is anticipated to list] their services [in the near future for the Penile Spa] as follows:

[Penile] Rejuvenation:

[Viagra / Cialis]

Do-It-Yourself

[Erection] Boot Camp

Inner StrengthPersonal Trainer

The "Other" [Head] Lift

Lazy [#######]

Core Restore

Lip Sync [additional $150 service]

Skin Rejuvenation:

Refirme Skin Tightening

Matrix IR [Foreskin] Reduction

[Erectile Tissue] Body Recountouring

Elose Laser Hair Removal

Velasmooth [sensitivity] Treatment

Diamondtome Micro-Dermabrasion

Optimal Skin Care Regimens

[For a list of the currently available Vaginal Spa treatment] link

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This is my parody of charlesandnessa's thread [CLICK HERE]... hehehe...

Cheers!!!

Sheriff Uling

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Sheriff Uling   3

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:lol: erection boot camp

Thanks Charles! It appears that you are the only one that enjoyed my humor enough to leave a message... Hehehehehe...

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:lol: erection boot camp

Thanks Charles! It appears that you are the only one that enjoyed my humor enough to leave a message... Hehehehehe...

I will not be subject to ####### envy... :whistle:

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:lol: :lol:



* K1 Timeline *
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* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

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Sheriff Uling   3

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HI SHERIFF,

what are the services that they offer i might drop by when i get to manhattan.. :devil:

For first time customers, it is recommended to receive the Diamondtome Micro-Dermabrasion. The Diamondtome Micro-Dermabrasion is a skin rejuvination process that gently stimulates the upper layers of the skin by removing dry, oily, and damaged cells resulting in a smooth, refreshing, and revitalized genital area. :P

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wow :lol:

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wow :lol:

You guys are too much :lol:

Maggie

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02-23-07 Civil Marriage

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HI SHERIFF,

what are the services that they offer i might drop by when i get to manhattan.. :devil:

For first time customers, it is recommended to receive the Diamondtome Micro-Dermabrasion. The Diamondtome Micro-Dermabrasion is a skin rejuvination process that gently stimulates the upper layers of the skin by removing dry, oily, and damaged cells resulting in a smooth, refreshing, and revitalized genital area. :P

You sure sound like you know a whole lot about spa treatments :whistle:

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For those of you wishing to make an appointment:

http://www.theperfectphit.com/

:rofl:

I-130

Service Center :California Service Center

Consulate : Sydney, Australia

Marriage : 2007-05-15

I-130 Sent : 2008-04-28

I-130 NOA1 : 2008-05-05

US Entry : 2007-11-13

Touched 5/8/2008

Touched 5/16/08

Touched 6/04/08

Port of Entry : Los Angeles

POE Date : 2007-11-13

Adjustment of Status:

CIS Office : Chula Vista CA

Date Filed : 2008-04-28

NOA Date : 2008-05-05

Bio. Appt. : 2008-05-22

Touched 5/8/2008

Touched 5/16/08

Employment Authorization Document:

CIS Office : Chicago National Office

Filing Method : Mail

Filing Instance : First

Date Filed : 2008-04-28

NOA Date : 2008-05-05

Bio. Appt. : 2008-05-22

Touched 5/8/2008

Touched 5/16/08

Touched 6/04/08

2008-07-03 EAD Card Production Ordered

Touched 7/4/08

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