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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Brazil
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are you referring to ###-lass chaps... and if so, why pay?

12-14-07 Sent K-1 petition

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01-06-08 Got engaged!!!

02-21-08 NOA2 Approved

02-27-08 NVC processed petition

02-28-08 Received NOA2 in mail

03-03-08 Consulate in Rio de Janeiro received petition

03-21-08 Received packet for interview

04-22-08 Visa Interview and Visa APPROVED!

05-06-08 Visa received in mail

07-28-08 Wedding Date (Reception was 26th, but forgot to reigster for MC...oops)

10-04-08 Applied for AOS (EAD and AP also)

10-09-08 NOA1 for I-485

10-27-08 I-485 transferred to CSC

11-04-08 I-485 Biometrics appointment

11-13-08 NOA1 for EAD

12-09-08 EAD Biometrics appointment

01-08-09 AP Approved

01-13-09 AP Received

Cost of 3 roundtrip tickets to Brazil in last 3 years...... $2,900+

Cost of filing petitions for K-1 visa & AOS.................... $1,465+

Cost of monthly calling cards to Brazil........................$20

Cost of marrying the woman of my dreams.... PRICELESS

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are you referring to ###-lass chaps... and if so, why pay?

No...stirrups...the things you put your feet in during a pelvic exam. :blush:

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Today the New York Times reports on a jaw-dropping addition to the medical spa trend.

Now comes the first medi spa in Manhattan wholly dedicated to strengthening and grooming a woman's genital area. Phit -- short for pelvic health integrated techniques -- is to open this month on East 58th Street.

Dr. Lauri Romanzi, a gynecologist who performs pelvic reconstruction surgery, said she came up with the idea for the spa one day while walking by an outlet of BriteSmile, the tooth-whitening chain. She liked that the stores cater to people with healthy teeth.

The spa is essentially a gussied-up examination room down the hall from Dr. Romanzi's medical practice. At the spa, the signature treatment will be a $150 gynecological exam -- in which a client contracts her pelvic muscles around Dr. Romanzi's fingers -- to determine by feel whether muscle tone is weak, moderate or strong.

Dr. Romanzi likes to call the vaginal workouts she prescribes "personal training." Clients could also use an in-office electrostimulation machine to improve pelvic muscle tone or buy a device for home use. Dr. Romanzi said that such treatments are intended to improve bladder control; she said pelvic training may also lead to more intense orgasms.

Further proving that she has perfected the art of the soundbite, Dr. Romanzi goes on to say:

"If you can vote and you have a #######, you should do these," she said. "It's the dental floss of feminine fitness."

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"The outer layer can become almost scrotal, very wrinkly and lax," Dr. Romanzi said.

Keep reading.

Phit's website lists their services as follows:

Vaginal Rejuvenation:

Kegel Phitness

Do-It-Yourself

Baby Boot Camp

Inner StrengthPersonal Trainer

The "Other" Face Lift

Lazy Susan

Core Restore

Lip Sync

Skin Rejuvenation:

Refirme Skin Tightening

Matrix IR Wrinkle Reduction

Velashape Body Recountouring

Elose Laser Hair Removal

Velasmooth Cellulite Treatment

Diamondtome Micro-Dermabrasion

Optimal Skin Care Regimens

What do you think of the ####### spa? Is it offensive or do you totally want an appointment?

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Brazil
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Do you mean ###-less chaps?

Touché

12-14-07 Sent K-1 petition

12-17-07 Received NOA1

01-06-08 Got engaged!!!

02-21-08 NOA2 Approved

02-27-08 NVC processed petition

02-28-08 Received NOA2 in mail

03-03-08 Consulate in Rio de Janeiro received petition

03-21-08 Received packet for interview

04-22-08 Visa Interview and Visa APPROVED!

05-06-08 Visa received in mail

07-28-08 Wedding Date (Reception was 26th, but forgot to reigster for MC...oops)

10-04-08 Applied for AOS (EAD and AP also)

10-09-08 NOA1 for I-485

10-27-08 I-485 transferred to CSC

11-04-08 I-485 Biometrics appointment

11-13-08 NOA1 for EAD

12-09-08 EAD Biometrics appointment

01-08-09 AP Approved

01-13-09 AP Received

Cost of 3 roundtrip tickets to Brazil in last 3 years...... $2,900+

Cost of filing petitions for K-1 visa & AOS.................... $1,465+

Cost of monthly calling cards to Brazil........................$20

Cost of marrying the woman of my dreams.... PRICELESS

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Just think about it...

They could combine the ####### and ####### Spa in the same office.....

It would be like Group Therapy...

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11/29/07 - Fedex'd to Lockbox (Chicago)

12/3/07 - Delivery confirmation..........

12/21/07 - Checks cashed!!!

01/10/08 Paper NOA1 for daughter received - Postmarked 12/20/07

MSC# on back of check doesn't match MSC# on NOA.

01/31/08 Still no news for wife. All three numbers still come up red on-line.

02/26/08 Called USCIS 800 number. Very friendly and helpful individual and supervisor.

Found out correct MSC numbers. Also found out that we missed the Bio!

We never received any appointment letter. (Originally set for January)

Went to local support office and asked about re-scheduling the Bio. Very nice manager at the office

did our Bio then and there, without having to wait since they were not busy.

April 8 and still waiting.......

May 11....and waiting, and waiting...not even a touch.

May 24 received NOA2 appointment for Interview for 30 July. Web page still not updated.

July 30 - Interview. APPROVED. Green card will be sent.

9/12/08 Called USCIS asking where GC's are?

10/15/08 Get letter from USCIS that GC's were sent August 8. Never received them.

10/20/08 Sent forms and $740 for two new GC's.

11/7/08 Received confirmation of receipt for new GC's.

11/12/08 Received BIO appointment.

11/25/08 Bio done.

Waiting, waiting, waiting

January 2009 finally received GC!

May 3 2010 Filed for Removal of Conditions.

June 21 Bio appointment.

August 11 Approval letter. No Interview.

August 21 - 10 Year card received.

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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Ireland
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Great idea! There's a show on British TV called Embarrassing Bodies (BEWARE: Link contains extremely NSFW pictures of vaginas in surgery)

And the problems that women were walking around with for years was heartbreaking. Just because I suppose they were too embarrassed or thought they were expected to get on with it. It's great that there is a clinic completely dedicated to vaginas!!

Edited for spelling

Edited by Poiteen

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Argentina
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Is no one bothered by the fact that the DIY option is free in your home bedroom?

Yeah, but there is nothing like "Do It Yourself" in stirrups :whistle:

:rofl:

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Caro

***Justin And Caro***
Happily married and enjoying our life together!

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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:unsure:

only charles can find articles like this :whistle:

i'm talented :devil:

actually i was looking at the video of the kid bouncing the baby off the pillow and saw this article on the side panel....the rest is vj history :lol:

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I see a ####### spa in the future. :whistle:

I don't know, but that's the type of thread I would create... Hmmmm... Maybe I still will...

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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I see a ####### spa in the future. :whistle:

I don't know, but that's the type of thread I would create... Hmmmm... Maybe I still will...

sounds like a job for eric really :unsure:

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Filed: Other Country: Morocco
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I smell a franchise opportunity! Name? How about "One Eyed Willies Peck%r Emporium and Grill"?

I was not the least bit surprised to see Charles as the originator of this thread. :whistle: Where is Brnid to put her 2 cents in? Cannot imagine making an appt there. Wonder if it's covered by insurance or considered cosmetic? Although if it helps with bladder control....

Maggie

08-07-06 I129 NOA1

02-05-07 Visa in Hand

02-13-07 POE JFK w/temp EAD

02-23-07 Civil Marriage

06-17-07 Wedding

08-13-07 Card received in mail

04-14-09 Trip to Maui for Anniversary

06-04-09 Filed to lift conditions

08-13-09 Perm Card received

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