Friend Gets Goodbye Email from Fiance

[Bobalouie 0]

Yeah! You've gotta admit, there's something really intriguing about the VJ Russia Forum. So many crazy people in one place! As Korat says, it's like the Jerry Springer show around here. Everyone loves the Jerry Springer show! (Even if they hate it!)

Hmmm..."intriguing" is an interesting albeit accurate choice of words. Quite frankly I'll take the normal variety of snark and heated discussions on the merits of fruit-filled vs cream-filled over demented stalker "wahhhh feel my paaaain" meltdowns any day. But that's just me.

Sniff...Sniff, sniff...I smell cake!

[mox 298]

Sniff...Sniff, sniff...I smell cake!

Leave now...and never return.

(Someday when I rule the world, all other pies except banana cream will be rounded up and summarily executed. As for cake...I have a special place in mind for cake and cake eaters. Muahahahaha!)

[Bobalouie 0]

Sniff...Sniff, sniff...I smell cake!

Leave now...and never return.

(Someday when I rule the world, all other pies except banana cream will be rounded up and summarily executed. As for cake...I have a special place in mind for cake and cake eaters. Muahahahaha!)

[Brad and Vika 129]

What pray tell, is wrong with cake?

[slim 1,525]

Yeah! You've gotta admit, there's something really intriguing about the VJ Russia Forum. So many crazy people in one place! As Korat says, it's like the Jerry Springer show around here. Everyone loves the Jerry Springer show! (Even if they hate it!)

Hmmm..."intriguing" is an interesting albeit accurate choice of words. Quite frankly I'll take the normal variety of snark and heated discussions on the merits of fruit-filled vs cream-filled over demented stalker "wahhhh feel my paaaain" meltdowns any day. But that's just me.

It's like seeing an accident on the highway. You have no need to look.... but you can't help it. Same with a morbidly obese person or the mildly retarded kid down the street. You know how they are and what they are and probably have even seen someone like them before..... but you still have to look anyway.

...I have a special place in mind for cake and cake eaters.

Whenever I see "cake eaters" I can't help but remember the movie Mighty Ducks (Disney hockey movie with Emilio Estevez) and how the big insult they threw around was "watch out, cake eater." It was like calling someone a cake eater was the worst thing in the world. My brothers and I still throw the occasional "cake eater" around when we're trying to keep it PG.

Emilio Estevez always reminds me of Night at the Roxbury....... "so I turned around and guess who it was..... Emilio Estevez! Whooooo! The Mighty Duck man himself. I was like, 'Emilioooooooo. Emiliooooo.' Whoooo" "He was. I was there." "Whooo." "Whooo." "So do you wanna make out, or what?"

[mox 298]

It's like seeing an accident on the highway. You have no need to look.... but you can't help it. Same with a morbidly obese person or the mildly retarded kid down the street. You know how they are and what they are and probably have even seen someone like them before..... but you still have to look anyway.

You've got a great knack for apropos metaphors Slim. However, the analogous retarded kid has only been throwing tantrums and flinging poo on VJ for a short time. The poo flinging gets mighty old after a year, and no longer attention worthy. It's like the crying brat in the restaurant or movie theater...you know eventually the kid has got to stfu, but he doesn't, and his mom doesn't see fit to take him outside so the adults can enjoy themselves.

...I have a special place in mind for cake and cake eaters.

Whenever I see "cake eaters" I can't help but remember the movie Mighty Ducks (Disney hockey movie with Emilio Estevez) and how the big insult they threw around was "watch out, cake eater." It was like calling someone a cake eater was the worst thing in the world. My brothers and I still throw the occasional "cake eater" around when we're trying to keep it PG.

lol, I didn't think anyone would get the reference. Nicely done sir. Nicely done.

[slim 1,525]

It's like the crying brat in the restaurant or movie theater...you know eventually the kid has got to stfu, but he doesn't, and his mom doesn't see fit to take him outside so the adults can enjoy themselves.

That's when it's time to hand the mom a nice glass of STFU.

lol, I didn't think anyone would get the reference. Nicely done sir. Nicely done.

So you were actually referencing that particular movie?

Then again, I don't think I've ever heard cake eater anywhere else. I think we should adopt this moniker as the new designation for folks who drop by here and obviously need a special title. "Thanks for stopping by the VJ Russia Forum, cake eater." (As far as I know it doesn't violate the TOS so we should be good, right?)

[mox 298]

So you were actually referencing that particular movie?

Yep, for some reason the "cake" post just sort of triggered the line in my head.

[KGSodie 0]

So you were actually referencing that particular movie?

Yep, for some reason the "cake" post just sort of triggered the line in my head.

Mox, you're not doing lines again, are you? Wait, I mean thinking of lines, I think....

[mox 298]

So you were actually referencing that particular movie?

Yep, for some reason the "cake" post just sort of triggered the line in my head.

Mox, you're not doing lines again, are you? Wait, I mean thinking of lines, I think....

That's just...uh...flour on my nose. From...the cake...I was um...baking. Pie! I meant PIE! I was baking pie!

Man I am so baked.

[Korat 0]

I guesss you guys are right. I am taking this harder than I should. If I was cheated on many times, I guess you would get used it, but since this is the first time it happened.

Speaking of which, how is Mox's ex wife and his former best friend?

I think I have a picture of three kids and him. I think he says they are his just like I am sure he telling everyone that Nadya's kid is his.

[slim 1,525]

Watch it buddy. Making fun of mox is one thing.... but don't you dare make fun of Gary Coleman.

[Brad and Vika 129]

Ya'know Korat (music please) that the world don't move, to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you-oo, might not be right for so-ome.

Like I said dude, LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU. I'm sure your life is much more interesting any way. Talk to us....tell us how you feel.

Edited August 3, 2008 by Brad and Vika

[mox 298]

This. Is awesome. Seriously, there could be tears before long. I never dreamt it could happen. But it happened. Oh yes it did, and you are all witnesses to this historic event.

Never before have I been compared to the divine comic genius that is Conrad Bain. Had korat truly wanted to pierce my still-beating heart with iron arrow, he could have gone with any of the traditional and more mundane father figures such as Robert Reed, ####### Van Patten, Steve Guttenberg or dear god even Tom Selleck. But he didn't. He chose Conrad Bain because he knows (because, you know, of the stalking) what a large impact Mr. Bain has had on my life, not only for the nougatty nuggets of nurturing that his alter-ego Mr. Drummond gave so freely to so many generations of Americans (despite his being Canadian, for which he received an official pardon from Ronald Reagan for) but also because by comparing me to the patriarch of a beloved multi-racial family consisting of different folks intent on respecting--nay, celebrating--their different strokes, Korat carries betwixt gaily held thumb and forefinger a simple token of peace and unity. Korat comes before us all, bearing his thousand-words picture, and those loquacious words sum up to this: "I'm really really really really really sorry I was such a douche, can you ever forgive me and my small #######?" It takes a big--and small--man to prostrate himself unto the mob, what with all their pitch forks and torches and...well mostly with the piteous laughter, which has got to be harsh on the 'ol self-esteem.

The question before us now is this: "What'choo talkin' 'bout korat?" I think I speak for the entire RU forum when I say, "we know korat. We know "what'choo talkin' 'bout." We know what now beats in that previously 2-sizes too small chest cavity, and it is love and respect for your fellow man. It is contrition for terrorizing a woman unable to defend herself from the dark machinations of your lotion scented basement headquarters thousands of miles away, and it is admission that you are an abject failure in the face of your personal yet hilarious demons. I for one accept your apology, dear korat. Golf clap.

Now who wants pie?

[slim 1,525]

Golf clap.

(And then I'm clapping in the circle for a "Round of Applause".)