The Douchiest Phone Message In History

[caybee 21]

"I am erasing your number..."

I breathed a sigh of relief! I feel extremely uncomfortable just listening to this idiot.

[Aymerlu 3]

wonder while he's *completely single* What a dork!

[Bootylicious!! 2]

OMG! What an idiot! It only took me a few seconds of listening to that recording to realize he had issues.

[Welshcookie 17]

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Reader comments on YouTube are hilarious:

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He's cool

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Yes that girl must have a mental illness for not calling him back.

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Guy sounds like a goddamn serial killer. Either that, or he's a virgin still living with his mom

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Dmitri, just drop the stupid ###### like a bad meth habit. She's not as "elegant or classy" as you claim she is.

Broads like that are a dime a dozen. You'll find a group of them tonight.

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Oh stop. You make it look like these stupid broads are the victims here. Men have to go through these stupid games these dumb , immature, disposable broads love to play.

Men, just keep your money, don't get married or have a girlfriend. If you want sex, get an escort--they don't play head games. Let the other broads grow old and alone with their cats!

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Great message. Most girls are worthless garbage and he put that gross broad back in her place!

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It's funny cos he says he doesn't like girls who are on anti-depressants, which is understandable cos you wouldn't want TWO CRAZY PEOPLE in a relationship.

What a ####

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wow what a **. i mean really hes like a rapeist. I wana punch him. But yet its funny.

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You gotta love the attempted manipulations of a clear narcissist!

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Poor Olga, she actually called at 3:01 missing the 3:00 deadline...she missed out on an amazing, very very unique individual.

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I'm so going to memorize this and call someone up saying these things.

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He has some major issues regarding emotional attachment.

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[Jenn! 918]

i mean really hes like a rapeist. I wana punch him. But yet its funny.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Holy cow! That's hilarious, but I can't believe it's real - the guy never studders or stumbles for words. What phone message machine will record a 4 minute call?

[Marilyn. 340]

Holy cow! That's hilarious, but I can't believe it's real - the guy never studders or stumbles for words. What phone message machine will record a 4 minute call?

um, it was 2 different messages..

maybe he had the speech prepared before he called but some people are very good with words ....

[one...two...tree 2,762]

John Favre calling a girl's number in Swingers. A classic.

[jundp 191]

I love it!

Marilyn, do you Fark?!

[Muh and me 18]

Omg who is the one with the issues here?

[Marilyn. 340]

no I don't but I have heard of that site...

I stumble though... it is an add-on you can add to Firefox.. stumbles you through pages it thinks you might like... my hubby stumbles too and he is the one that found this message..

I love it!

Marilyn, do you Fark?!

[RAKASA 0]

What a total charmer...

[sara535 15]

that made me LOL. what a complete freak. If I were her I would be tempted to call back and spend an hour spelling out some insane 'psychological issues' and just make up a bunch of ####### so I could laugh wildly.

[Mary Lou 682]

No wonder he's single

Poor Olga, bet she doesn't give her number out again