The Douchiest Phone Message In History

[Marilyn. 340]

ok, I usually don't like to post a single thread for one thing but I thought this deserved its own thread

The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said "give me a call." Below is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better.

[MrsCat 6]

Marilyn, I don't throw around the term douchebag often, but you were spot on with that description.

LOL- script writer, aka unemployed. Psychological issues - hahahahahahaha. Oh my god, I hope everyone this dude knows has heard this thing.

[Sassy1natl 0]

What a tool!

[Jenn! 918]

I feel like I've met this guy....more than once.

[MrsCat 6]

I feel like I've met this guy....more than once.

[Marilyn. 340]

I like how he says he is the only guy in town who has nothing wrong with him...

my hubby thinks it is fake ...

[Mina76 0]

OMG, what a creep!!!

[MrsCat 6]

I notice that no men have posted - perhaps they think this approach is normal?

[Mina76 0]

I notice that no men have posted - perhaps they think this approach is normal?

.....or have it themselves at one time or another???

[Mrs. BB 0]

Gee....I wonder if she called him back?

[Amby 490]

I don't know if you get the messages on the weekend.

I don't date timid women.

We'll talk about that

He sounds like a **....

OMG I thought it was over...

Here's how I work. I don't play that game

No longer interested after a certain time. Great in bed. I'm a complete catch

Cancer, abused, chemo, anxiety, meds

I love this guy. He is freaking hilarious. I want to give him my number so I can laugh at his messages.

Is he psychologically normal?

[Fandango 1,440]

total douche! But it's a tie with the 'ate the food drank the wine' guy for douchiest.

Edited June 30, 2008 by Happy Bunny

[Fandango 1,440]

...oh and I hate people who pronounce 'assume' as 'assyuuume'

[MrsCat 6]

^

[MichelleandCraig 1]

"if there's some horrible thing that's prevented you ..." (from calling him back) well then, that's fine. (I mean, no sympathy for this supposed horrid event just.....ok, good excuse then for not calling him back. LOLLLLLLL!)

What a NERVEEEEeee! LOL!!!! Total whizbag, that's for sure!!! M.

Edited June 30, 2008 by MichelleandCraig