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Mags Grand Master

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I thought Contact was so boring.. but the last few minutes of the movie were good...

Hey, I even adored Armageddon, which seems to be on the sh!t list too. I never said I had taste...:P

hey I liked Armageddon too.. :thumbs:

w00t!

It's camp, funny, cheesy, testosterone fueled fun for all the family! Plus it has Billy Bob in it!

Chick: I never told anybody this before, but I hate flyin'. So it would be an awful shame to die now.

Rockhound: That's easy for you to say. I owe 100 grand to a fat-### loan shark which I spent on a stripper named Molly Mounds.

Chick: Boy, that's bad.

Truman: So what's the verdict?

Harry Stamper: They'll do it. They've made a few requests though.

Truman: Such as?

Harry Stamper: [riffles through sheets of paper] Well, there's uh, few things here, uh... nothin' really big, uh, just- Well, as an example, uh, uh, Oscar here, he's got some outstanding parking tickets. Wants them wiped off his record.

Oscar: [shouting from balcony] Fifty-six tickets in seven states...

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Oscar: Okay.

Harry Stamper: Uh, Noonan's got two women friends that he'd like to see made American citizens no questions asked. Max would like you to... bring back eight-track tapes. Not sure if that's gonna work, but, uh, let's see what else. Um, Chick wants a full week's Emperor's Package at Caesar's Palace. Um - hey, you guys wouldn't be able to tell us who actually killed Kennedy, would ya?

[pause, turns and shakes his head]

Harry Stamper: Um, Bear would like to stay at the...

[tries to read writing]

Harry Stamper: "White horse"?

[looks up at Bear]

Bear: White, *House*. White House.

Harry Stamper: White House. Yeah, he'd like to stay in the Lincoln bedroom of the White House for the summer. Stuff like that.

Truman: Sure, I think we can, uh, take care of... some of that.

Rockhound: [shouting from balcony] Harry!

Harry Stamper: [motions back at Rockhound] Yeah one more thing, um... none of them wanna pay taxes again.

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Harry Stamper: Ever.

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Jenn! Grand Master

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I thought Contact was so boring.. but the last few minutes of the movie were good...

See, Jenn? Everyone knows it but you. That's the real reason you're not invited to Jodie's 'special' parties.

And all this time I thought it was because of my sexual orientation!

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yes jodie had good movies before contact,panic room,inside man,flightplan.. there's taxi driver,silence of the lambs..boy if only those were not oldies..

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Only movie I ever left the theater before it ended...Contact.

CONTACT is the one of the best movie ever! It was written by Carl Sagan. Bless him! He tries to inspire people about cosmos. He is one of my great people beside Frederick Gauss, James Maxwell, Neils Bohr, Einstein, Nikolai Tesla, Issac Newton, Schrondinger, Michael Faraday, JJ Thompson, Ruthorford, Johannes Kepler, Thomas Edison, Aristotle, Pythagorus...OMG! I'M OBESESSED! There's many more people who inspired me!

aww Carl Sagan FTW!!!! He is awesome, and I loved contact - contrary to what marilyn said - I enjoyed all of it except the end..

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Only movie I ever left the theater before it ended...Contact.

CONTACT is the one of the best movie ever! It was written by Carl Sagan. Bless him! He tries to inspire people about cosmos. He is one of my great people beside Frederick Gauss, James Maxwell, Neils Bohr, Einstein, Nikolai Tesla, Issac Newton, Schrondinger, Michael Faraday, JJ Thompson, Ruthorford, Johannes Kepler, Thomas Edison, Aristotle, Pythagorus...OMG! I'M OBESESSED! There's many more people who inspired me!

aww Carl Sagan FTW!!!! He is awesome, and I loved contact - contrary to what marilyn said - I enjoyed all of it except the end..

And now we are three! Wooo!

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I thought Contact was so boring.. but the last few minutes of the movie were good...

See, Jenn? Everyone knows it but you. That's the real reason you're not invited to Jodie's 'special' parties.

And all this time I thought it was because of my sexual orientation!

Jodie feels rebuffed. Now you have been given the opportunity to turn it around. She wants buffing.

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I thought Contact was so boring.. but the last few minutes of the movie were good...

See, Jenn? Everyone knows it but you. That's the real reason you're not invited to Jodie's 'special' parties.

And all this time I thought it was because of my sexual orientation!

Jodie feels rebuffed. Now you have been given the opportunity to turn it around. She wants buffing.

remuffed.. what?

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[*]Any movie based on a SILLY 1960's/1970's series (Get Smart, Brady Bunch Movie)

You've seen Get Smart?

:no:
I thought it wasn't out yet.
It made around $39 mil already
You're not judging something before you've seen it are you?
:yes: (in this case, the basis of the movie is a spoof-series--enough said!)

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just about any movie with Christopher Lambert..........
Let me guess: you saw "Greystoke: Legend Of Tarzan" in 1984, and figured "Lambert definitely ain't Weissmuller".

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Any Porn Movies

WRONG

You'll get my pr0n when you pry it from my cold, dead, sticky fingers.

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Any Porn Movies

WRONG

You'll get my pr0n when you pry it from my cold, dead, sticky fingers.

amen to that

also, worst movie was ..."my ####### experience." .... 90 minutes of a dude getting a colonoscopy

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Only movie I ever left the theater before it ended...Contact.

CONTACT is the one of the best movie ever! It was written by Carl Sagan. Bless him! He tries to inspire people about cosmos. He is one of my great people beside Frederick Gauss, James Maxwell, Neils Bohr, Einstein, Nikolai Tesla, Issac Newton, Schrondinger, Michael Faraday, JJ Thompson, Ruthorford, Johannes Kepler, Thomas Edison, Aristotle, Pythagorus...OMG! I'M OBESESSED! There's many more people who inspired me!

I absolutely love Contact.

The first movie that comes to my mind when I think about terrible movies is The Grudge.



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