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  1. 1. Are you an above-average driver?

    • Yes
      51
    • No
      9
    • I don't drive
      10
  2. 2. Would you say you have a good sense of humour?

    • Yes
      67
    • No
      3
  3. 3. Do you think that your friends are having more and better sex than you?

    • Yes
      14
    • No
      39
    • I am not having any sex at the moment
      17


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I have a third nipple.

you schmexy beast!! :devil:

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The fact that you used a villanelle in the title of this thread makes me happy.

And I'm a fabulous driver with an awesome sense of humor. Sadly, sex is not an option right now. Well, I guess it's an option...

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The fact that I don't know what a villanelle is makes me sad.

I had to look it up. I'm still not much clearer. I just know that I am intuitively clever by using one without knowing it. That makes me happy.

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"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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does this poll my my butt look fat?



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nope your butt makes you look fat

yes i know...boring come back but y'know it's late :lol:

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The fact that I don't know what a villanelle is makes me sad.

I had to look it up. I'm still not much clearer. I just know that I am intuitively clever by using one without knowing it. That makes me happy.

19 lines.

5 stanzas of 3 lines.

1st line and 3rd line alternate as end of stanzas.

Last stanza is 4 lines long with the last 2 lines being line 1 and line 3 from first stanza.

aba, aba, aba, aba, aba, abaa.

Does that clear it up? :devil:

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The fact that I don't know what a villanelle is makes me sad.

I had to look it up. I'm still not much clearer. I just know that I am intuitively clever by using one without knowing it. That makes me happy.

19 lines.

5 stanzas of 3 lines.

1st line and 3rd line alternate as end of stanzas.

Last stanza is 4 lines long with the last 2 lines being line 1 and line 3 from first stanza.

aba, aba, aba, aba, aba, abaa.

Does that clear it up? :devil:

It's great to learn new things everday! :D

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i have a silver haired chest :lol:

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

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:lol:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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Some calll him the silver gorilla... :whistle:

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El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

3678632315_87c29a1112_m.jpgdancing-bear.gif

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lol....

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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