R.L. Stine Reveals Slappy From Night Of The Living Dummy Was Gay

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NEW YORK—Children's author R.L. Stine broke his long-held media silence Monday to announce that Slappy, the evil ventriloquist's dummy from the Goosebumps Night Of The Living Dummy trilogy, was a homosexual.

"This is not completely unexpected," said Goosebumps fan Ned Kosorowski, who has long speculated that the fictional wooden doll preferred the company of men, and has even written fan fiction describing graphic sexual encounters between Slappy and Amy's father. "Slappy's constant attempts to break out of the closet that Amy stores him in at night clearly represent his struggle with homosexuality—as well as his deep-seated, repressed feelings for [rival ventriloquist's dummy] Mr. Wood."

Stine refused to address rumors regarding the possibility that Greg from Say Cheese And Die—Again! suffers from bipolar disorder.

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Edited June 24, 2008 by Jabberwocky

[Jenn! 918]

[Ban Hammer 13,352]

lemme guess, steven. the wooden dummy was carved that way..........

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

lemme guess, steven. the wooden dummy was carved that way..........

If its ** steve will find it!

[alienlovechild 75]

Of course the dummy was gay. He had some guy's hand so far up his butt he could move Slappy's lips.

[Niels Bohr 72]

I miss R.L. Stine. I always went to the Library for them when I was in the 4th, and 5th grade. Very nostalgic. I read like 10 books in one summer. Not many kids read books as much as I did. The teacher were always giving out stars and free pizza for anybody to write a synopsis on a book that has been read. I got the most! The pizza was delicious!