I want a filter....

[rebeccajo 14]

I want a filter in the forums whereby if a member begins to attack another member for having a shorter timeline than theirs, the post locks up.

If the post is a combination of an attack on the other member's shorter timeline PLUS the writer won't intelligently discuss what the 'short timer' is saying but rather maintains their focus on the other persons short timeline, I want the post to not only lock up but I want the writer to be sent to their room.

If the post is a combination attack on a short timeline PLUS selective deafness because of the short timeline PLUS contains insults about the 'short-timers' intelligence, accuses the 'short-timer' of not having a life, accuses the 'short-timer' of not having any empathy for the suffering of others, accuses the 'short-timer' of arrogance, etc. - then I want the poster's PC to blow up.

If short-timers are told to stay out of threads simply because they are short-timers - I want those posters to spend a solid week locked into a forum with only zqt to talk to.

How difficult would it be to write the code for this?

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

How difficult would it be to write the code for this?

Piece of cake. You pay first, yes?

[rebeccajo 14]

How difficult would it be to write the code for this?

Piece of cake. You pay first, yes?

You can make their PC blow up?

Kewl.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Yes, yes, yes. We are SEICMM Level 8 certified, we have sharpest programming minds.

You pay first, yes?

[SMOKE 1,426]

will this work until then?

[Cassie 8]

you read that thread, huh, RJ??

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

will this work until then?

That is low-tech solution.

You come to us, Rebecca. We will do the harnessing and the leveraging and the pooling of synergies, SEI CMM style.

Bring money.

[Jenn! 918]

linky please

[Chica Yeyé 41]

you read that thread, huh, RJ??

wut thread????? :unsure:

I miss all the fun

[rebeccajo 14]

Yes, yes, yes. We are SEICMM Level 8 certified, we have sharpest programming minds.

You pay first, yes?

You write sample code, yes?

you read that thread, huh, RJ??

I would have shipped them some cheese to go with their whine, but I didn't have a mailing address.

will this work until then?

I prefer a bottle of gin with a nipple on it.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Yes, yes, yes. We are SEICMM Level 8 certified, we have sharpest programming minds.

You pay first, yes?

You write sample code, yes?

Yes, it is on the website. But you know, we are hit by sudden popularity due to rigorous processes and high quality and the website is currently unavailable.

In the meanwhile, sign here.

[rebeccajo 14]

Yes, yes, yes. We are SEICMM Level 8 certified, we have sharpest programming minds.

You pay first, yes?

You write sample code, yes?

Yes, it is on the website. But you know, we are hit by sudden popularity due to rigorous processes and high quality and the website is currently unavailable.

In the meanwhile, sign here.

Does it come with an oriental rug?

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Yes, yes, yes. We are SEICMM Level 8 certified, we have sharpest programming minds.

You pay first, yes?

You write sample code, yes?

Yes, it is on the website. But you know, we are hit by sudden popularity due to rigorous processes and high quality and the website is currently unavailable.

In the meanwhile, sign here.

Does it come with an oriental rug?

You like rug? No problem.

[rebeccajo 14]

linky please

Check my post history. It'll lead you to the chaos.

Yes, yes, yes. We are SEICMM Level 8 certified, we have sharpest programming minds.

You pay first, yes?

You write sample code, yes?

Yes, it is on the website. But you know, we are hit by sudden popularity due to rigorous processes and high quality and the website is currently unavailable.

In the meanwhile, sign here.

Does it come with an oriental rug?

You like rug? No problem.

I want the PC explosion to be really impressive. But no collateral damage.

[SMOKE 1,426]

LaL posting...in before the lock!

btw: the pacifier wasn't for you RJ. it was tool for you to use.

Edited June 19, 2008 by SMOKE