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Intelligent Design scholars have determined that a woman's hand comforms to an iron like a glove.

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ok so why does her arm look like a mans arm? :whistle:

lotsa ironing, like a good wife.

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Her bedroom eyes could be saying two things:

1) Hey sexy ~ your laundry is turning me on

or

2) Hey azzhole, I'm burning a hole in your knickers ~ enjoy my ironing skills now?

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:blink::whistle: this is gunna be e-mailed to my italen friends.

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Where a French guy does it.

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Her bedroom eyes could be saying two things:

1) Hey sexy ~ your laundry is turning me on

or

2) Hey azzhole, I'm burning a hole in your knickers ~ enjoy my ironing skills now?

i interpreted it more like "if you come near me with that thing one more time i'm gonna iron it too!"

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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no way..she saying with those eyes..ironing always turns me on....

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