Should I Be Asking For A Discount?

[Teacher Mark 53]

I ordered a B.L.T. (bacon, lettuce and tomato) sandwich the other day at Subway and half way through the preparation I realized "Hey, this is just a B.L now"! I was tempted to demand a discount but I was afraid of the girl. She was big and didn't look like she wanted to hear any of my #######!

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

they should let us brave souls who arent skeered of a little salmonella have our tomatoes. make us sign waivers if you wish but please i need a a tomato!!!!

[Ms. Squirrel 11]

How long do "they" plan on banning tomatoes? Isn't is a little ridiculous?

[Teacher Mark 53]

they should let us brave souls who arent skeered of a little salmonella have our tomatoes. make us sign waivers if you wish but please i need a a tomato!!!!

No kidding! I was in New Mexico when this first broke and had a little stomach problem afterwards, but it wasn't anything that slowed me down. Hey man, I was in Viet Nam for a month this year. There's nothing on this Continent that can touch me now!

[Amby 490]

I'm not going to Subway until I can get some dam tomato!

[Jenn! 918]

Yes, you should have gotten a discount.

Sneaky bastards!

I'm boycotting Subway now.

[Teacher Mark 53]

How long do "they" plan on banning tomatoes? Isn't is a little ridiculous?

I don't know, but everywhere I eat now doesn't have them available. Vine ripened tomatoes are supposed to be O.K..

Edited June 18, 2008 by WideAwakeInTheUSA

[Teacher Mark 53]

Yes, you should have gotten a discount.

Sneaky bastards!

I'm boycotting Subway now.

Seriously! Somewhere, deep in Corporate America, they are loving this! Think about it. How much money are they saving?

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Yes, you should have gotten a discount.

Sneaky bastards!

I'm boycotting Subway now.

Seriously! Somewhere, deep in Corporate America, they are loving this! Think about it. How much money are they saving?

Some spreadsheet monkey somewhere has a big smile on his face.

"And when we change the value in cell B2 to '0'.... muhahahaha"

Edited June 18, 2008 by VJ Troll

[Bootylicious!! 2]

It just ticks me off. I agree with Troll. For those of us that aren't skeered they should let us eat them. I bought some tomatoes right after the story came out but before they banned them. I've eaten one so far and it was fine. I can't eat a sandwich with no tomato.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

I drank a salmonella milkshake this morning. I drank it allllll up!

[Alex & Rachel 78]

they should let us brave souls who arent skeered of a little salmonella have our tomatoes. make us sign waivers if you wish but please i need a a tomato!!!!

I'm eating some right now.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

they should let us brave souls who arent skeered of a little salmonella have our tomatoes. make us sign waivers if you wish but please i need a a tomato!!!!

I'm eating some right now.

You know this means war..... don't you?

[Alex & Rachel 78]

they should let us brave souls who arent skeered of a little salmonella have our tomatoes. make us sign waivers if you wish but please i need a a tomato!!!!

I'm eating some right now.

You know this means war..... don't you?

B) Bring it!

In the meantime I'll be sitting here, taking immense pleasure in devouring these sweet tomatoes.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

they should let us brave souls who arent skeered of a little salmonella have our tomatoes. make us sign waivers if you wish but please i need a a tomato!!!!

I'm eating some right now.

You know this means war..... don't you?

B) Bring it!

In the meantime I'll be sitting here, taking immense pleasure in devouring these sweet tomatoes.

Enjoy them while you last, evildoer.